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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by your bulbous fingertips, heart disease.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Seek a cardiologist as soon as possible

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Seek a cardiologist as soon as possible

      Why whats wrong with my hands ?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're not white.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have never seen fingertips so swollen. What is your blood pressure?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        relax they're just fricking with you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lose some weight, fatass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/utT7rUK.jpeg

        Guess what im getting before dinner Culinaly

        Early nail abnormalities indicating heart issues.
        https://uwinhealth.com/health-news/this-diamond-gap-fingernail-test-could-show-an-early-sign-of-lung-cancer/
        Diamond gap test would fail, likely OP is already in failure/death stages.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My guess is you are getting Mitral valve regurgitation before Cardiac failure.
          Go to a hospital what the frick.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            we could have just saved this guy's life if it's not too late

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Remarkable how you could find one of the fakest looking health websites. Uwinhealth doesn’t exist as far as I can tell, no information on their website

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6861154/ homosexual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Even if the ‘test’ and how it correlates to cancer are hooey, dude still has clubbed fingers. Dude’s fricked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      here's hoping

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pasta?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pistachio

      pizza?

      Pranked!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        frick you

      • 1 month ago
        Baggie

        I thought we were bros. You just ruined my whole day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >bird shit on tortilla chip

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Crepes instead of gelato? That was a mistake. At least you can still have the gelato for dinner.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i've been trying to find some authentic quiche and crepes especially breakfast quiche. anyone know any good recipes?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Pranked!!!
        OMG gotmee ;_;

        [...]
        Why whats wrong with my hands ?

        >Why whats wrong with my hands
        The skin on either side of your fingernails gives the impression that your fingertips are swollen, so either there’s a circulation problem, or you were just born with narrow fingernails.

  3. 1 month ago
    Baggie

    pistachio

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you better not be pronouncing that as pistackio

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pizza?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yo wtf is wrong with this italian homie's thumbs

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Warm, tummy and cute, Just like you!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t-thank you Mario

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's that? Nutella ? Chocolate?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Diarrhea

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its Nutella !

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idk but your finger nails are too long for fingering vag or bussy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah dude needs to file them down.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully a divorce.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Corn dogs?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fisted?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you wearing your wedding band on the wrong hand?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >idiot unaware of orthodoxy

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get a nail clipper you creep

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just to reiterate, OPs fingers are fricked up and he may have untreated heart disease.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a melt n' dip I go to sometimes
    I think the owners are arabs because the place always has tons of arabs despite being in a more israeli leaning neighborbood
    Shit's way overpriced
    I could make crepes at home for a tenth of the cost
    20 fricking dollars for a stack of like 7 with chocolate?
    What the frick man

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nail clippers?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Praying for you OP. Probably not much doctors can do about your heart but you might live another few years if you're lucky.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A gay BJ through the glory hole in the bathroom?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy hell seek medical attention immediately

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    RIP in gelato

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These hands appear to be of a homosexual disposition, or someone in the closet

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a vasectomy

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