Guys, I could get gallons of crab extract really cheap (don't ask me how). But what could I do with it?

Guys, I could get gallons of crab extract really cheap (don't ask me how).
But what could I do with it?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    crab...extract? what are you doing to those poor crabs...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish that was me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Poor crabbos. Can't they fricking establish a safe procedure and safe amount of blood to extract?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And keep sucking their blood forever while barely keeping them alive in cages? You really think that's better?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No you fricking moron. Then release them. God you're probably a vegan or something. You morons are insufferable.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >A. suck all the blood out of a crab and discard it
              >B. capture 100 crabs, take a little of their blood and return them underwater
              Can you not imagine how much extra work that would entail? Whatever they are producing would skyrocket in price.
              You sound like one of those stupid communists that think that everyone should be able to work 4 hours a day and smoke weed and it would not have any impact on the prices or availability of goods.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And when the crabs go extinct and we have no other way to obtain their blood which is invaluable in medical applications? You have a double digit IQ, you should not only stay quieter but preferably never speak at all.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >when the crabs go extinct
                Nice headcanon. Go back to living in your fantasy world while adults actually have to go work and buy things at affordable prices.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's because OP turned them into crab extract wasn't it?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just saying, billions of crabs go missing and shortly thereafter this dude turns up with gallons of crab extract. He probably isn't working alone, probably part of some large international crab-juicing cartel.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Crab-juicing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You beta be joking.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No you fricking moron. Then release them. God you're probably a vegan or something. You morons are insufferable.

          >A. suck all the blood out of a crab and discard it
          >B. capture 100 crabs, take a little of their blood and return them underwater
          Can you not imagine how much extra work that would entail? Whatever they are producing would skyrocket in price.
          You sound like one of those stupid communists that think that everyone should be able to work 4 hours a day and smoke weed and it would not have any impact on the prices or availability of goods.

          >B. capture 100 crabs, take a little of their blood and return them underwater
          But that's exactly what they do

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >asking for a friend

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    set a home alone style booby trap at your front door then stop paying your bills

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, gonna go ahead and recommend this as well. Post the results you YouTube and you'll be rich & famous almost instantly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, gonna go ahead and recommend this as well. Post the results you YouTube and you'll be rich & famous almost instantly.

      we reddit now!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    got any trains?
    make a bunch of imitation crab meat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm asking for recipes. I don't want to just chug it down like a madman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my uncle is trains
      very hard job

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sarjeep you bloody basterd b***h fuk you. no fuk u.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No he said trains not trans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no gay stuff tho

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have no clue what crab extract would taste like but maybe you could make a sweet & savory sauce like oyster sauce

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make crab soda

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only kal kalash

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go to your friends houses and put it in all their food

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could make a ton of seafood stock and sell it to people

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make strawberry crab milkshakes.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you live near a bunch of gulls? You could get up to a great deal of no good if so.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    put it in your curtain rods when you move out

    it takes a crane to remove them

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A seafood enema is for occasions such as this. Inserve it hokg8nt.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make a crab loaf or craburger paddies

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vim! Captain's Blend

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, who usually buys this stuff and what do they do with it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't ask questions you don't want to hear the answers to.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Using it as stock for either a cajun or low country boil. Might want to dilute so it isn’t too crabby.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what ABV is crab 'stract?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    feed it to pet crabs so they become concentrated crabs

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    7419 Shore Crab Extract is a crab fond made from raw material of Shore Crab (Carcunus maenas). The boiling juice is concentrated and added salt. Only selected first class raw materials are used. Shore Crab Extract is manufactured under strict process control. 7419 shore crab extract is thin liquid of around 45% moisture, comprising of multiple shades of brown in colour, complemented by a strong natural taste of crab meat and a mild but characteristic shellfish odour.

    7419 Shore crab extract comprises of 23% crude protein, 1% crude lipid (fat) and 10% salt. However, much like most other marine resources, may be subject to negligible variation in nutritional profile, the range of which is in the accompanied full product specification. Supplied in 12Kg plastic containers, 7419 Shorecrab extract has a best before shelf life of 24 months from production when kept in cool dry conditions.

    In production of 7419 Shore crab extract, raw materials undergo processing in a manner that preserves the nutritional qualities and sensory characteristics of crab. These include the flavour whilst providing an extended shelf life and re-assured food safety.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buy a genuine israeli made sodastream and combine it with carbonated water for a delicious drink

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drink it

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do they kill the crabs to extract the crab extract?
    Is there like a photo tutorial on how to kill a crab or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boil then press, like through a giant sieve.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      delta P

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how is the consistency? is it watery or thick. i think i would turn it into crabsauce. like fishsauce.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Proofs?
    Chug a pint!
    Cram that shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      crab it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could buy bulk cans of crab meat and make bulk cream of crab soups or crab bisque.

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