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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snap my fingers to summon a waiter and get red in the face while explaining him in a weird semi shouty way how there's a hair in mon zoup. Demand I get a free extra. My forehead veins are bulging.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually cook my food, restaurant food is always okay, not great, expensive and they expect tips for doing the bare minimum.
      And I've watch kitchen nightmares, so I've been thoroughly disgusted to not eat out except social occasions, which I keep to a minimum.

      I mean really, just think how much hair, dead skin and other detritus you've eaten from other peope. Not to mention if you're a douche like

      I get that he's being satirical, but there are people who legitimately do that, no doubt they get spit and worse in the food they're served.
      Then there's the shit where fast food workers take pics of standing on lettuce, throwing stuff on the ground, granted fast food is alot worse quality over all, but man I do not trust people at all, especially not with my food.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And I've watch kitchen nightmares, so I've been thoroughly disgusted to not eat out except social occasions, which I keep to a minimum.

        All of your bullshit fears can be avoided by simply opening up your food, smelling it, and inspecting it before you stuff your fat face.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry anon, no. you can't "see" cross-contamination, you can't "see" proper food handling, you can't "see" whether or not wienerroaches have been scuttling all over the food, cookware, flatware or silverware wantonly for the past 48 hours, or 17 years.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well then you need more life experience then. I can smell what roaches smell like. I can see what a shitty restaurant looks like as soon as I walk into it. I know what rotten fish smells like. I know what slimy meat feels like. Today is saturday. Go to a local spot that looks popular and get over your phobias.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you aren't couth anon, you're foolhardy

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't smell the wienerroaches. You smell their poop.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My hair is disgusting and unkempt so I always just assume it's mine

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ah, I'm terribly sorry to hear about this unfortunate incident. Our commitment to excellence in service and quality is paramount, and I'm deeply disappointed that we have failed to meet your expectations. Rest assured, this is not reflective of our standards. I assure you, steps will be taken to rectify this matter immediately. Your satisfaction is of the utmost importance to us. Please accept my sincere apologies for any inconvenience caused. We value your patronage and hope to regain your trust in the future.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes, the diversity character of the show.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That happened once before with me, I was chilling out with a cousin for my brother's wedding at a hilton and I ordered a chicken schizel. I could have gotten them fired since my brother my bro was F&B director at a very large Hilton would have gotten them fired, I also had
    a witness. I've never seen that before or since. I have noticed that a lot of Hilton's going out of buisness. I can't prove that it was on purpose, but I suspect that it was because I was the younger brother of my older brother and they wanted to frick with him, one way or another and they failed eveyway.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recently an Indian-run place here served me flat out rotten vegetables and then three different Indians tried to just apologize and say they'd do better next time while I'm standing there with inedible food that I've already paid for

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fricked up thing about that is they try to give you some kind of gift card and it's like no, if you suck the first time then you'll never be trusted again. I went through this in civil court in NYC oncw with a plumber, the fricker tried to rip me off and I was going to take him to court. He showed up on his court date after I filed it of course and gave me a blank check, I just wanted my depost back. I'm no greedy butthole.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and it's like no, if you suck the first time then you'll never be trusted again. I
        >and its like no,
        lol you sound like such a low T beta. lmfao.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick that homosexual, you go eat hairs in your food and enjoy it. What are you some kind of weirdo?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was the say he typed it out.
            and its like uh noo helloo???

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No excuses for that one, choming down hairs in your food is disgusting and pathetic and anyone that accepets that is either some kind of prisoner or pathetic like a California type that eats insects.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I just wanted my depost back. I'm no greedy butthole.
        Unfortunatnly that's the way of the world today, civil cases that in theory have valid complaints but end up with demands for money way out of proportion, not surprising he was expecting the same. legislation could be passed to try and correct this but then we can't bury our political opponents with it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most shit restuarants in NYC at least will try to give one a voucher for the same place.
          If I got a hair in the place then I wont need a voucher because I never want to be at the same place again, and will tell others to avoid it.
          A cash refund wont shut me up.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, hair is almost unavoidable from time to time and frankly at least it doesn't indicate a filthy kitchen or health and safety violations. Bugs or bug parts, cross contamination, etc are much much worse.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It really does, it means that some people, not all aren't following safety standards. I for one and not the only one do not want to eat some random fricks hairs.
              If you expect me to eat other people's hairs, at least put that on your menu or is that some kind of hidden cost?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon a hair can fall of someone's sleeve even if they're wearing a net and gloves. Idunno, it's not the end of the world like finding rat schidt in your couscous

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goes to a rotten food place
      >get surprised when you get served rotten food

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask the waitress if I can get the dish replaced, and when she comes back to the table, expose my penis to her

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's up to her what happens next

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you hope for at least? Nice quads btw

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hopefully she freaks out and runs to tell the manager and I then expose my penis to them as well. I'd keep exposing myself over and over until the police are called and then make a quick getaway

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              She right. Make sure that succubus doesn't bite your penis off and take your soul.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And then?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then?

      Hell they're just rub their pubes on the food, it's best to not send it back. Just don't eat it.If they frick up in the first place, they'll just do it again.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither.
    Ask for more

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't complain if it seems like a freak accident rather than negligence. Got some cioppino from an italian place that have really high quality food and there was actually a bug in the soup but every other time i was there everything was on point so i just treat it as an outlier. If it would be a frequent problem i just wouldn't go there anymore. Hair is nothing i care about because i can't know if they just caught that piece of hair from another costumer walking the food over or if it's mine.

    I'm pretty lenient on these things the first time as long as the overall quality is consistent. Then again i'm used to eating chicken tartare with a side of dysentery because it was served from the trailer used for porta johns in the army so i know small things like that won't actually do anything to me.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you freak out if it was your own hair? Probably not. Mistakes happen. Take it out and enjoy your meal. But if you find another hair after that? I'm throwing my food across the restaurant and screaming WHAT THE FRICK?!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting pubes in some food is not some mistake.
      What are you naive or something even more stupid?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i do then I wonder to myself who did that get in there because I'm pretty careful and I can tell if it's one of my own or not.
      Either way I don't like it and will either puke it out or spit it out.
      Most of you people seem to have no taste or even look at your food, like eurotrash types.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      basically this. I comb my hair before cooking, shake it out and then put a hat on, and I STILL find hair sometimes in food that I cook.
      it's just one of those things that is statistically inevitable.
      if you can't handle a little wagie hair every once in a while, you shouldn't be eating out.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    neither. i send it back and get it remade without hair. they'll usually give a discount at that point anyways. accidents happen

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guarentee to all of you that if I find a hair in my food that I'll never go back to that restaurant.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i really don't care, there might be a point in time when i do care, but it hasn't been in my life yet.
    once it's in my mouth i do care if i can pick it out though, which has only happened twice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick are you picking out, maggots from hair or something? That's pretty vile.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "found my first grey pube
    it was in my big mac"
    -bash.org RIP

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never complain about anything. People who make your food have too much power to risk getting on their bad side.

    Also, anytime you're being served food prepared by someone else, takeout, sit down, fast food, restaurant, whatever, if you look hard enough you'll find something in your food that shouldn't be there.

    There's an injun place near me and I decided to look through the curry really closely once after a friend had found a wienerroad cooked into his vindaloo (from another restaurant). I picked through it with a magnifying glass and found one cooked caterpillar and 4 or 5 wienerroach legs.

    I have completely stopped getting takeout or derivery. It's too fricking expensive and food service just doesn't seem to have any fricking standards or self respect anymore. Plus in my neighbourhood every single place is a sheisty thurdie establishment with no first world standards whatsoever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's authentic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        au-then-TEEK

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Authenic hairs and shit? Most people don't want that in their food and you shouldn't expect tips for that you fricking chumps. Maybe you're the types that charge extra for that, pathetic c**ts.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is the hair that gives it the taste.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Like spooders?
            They're good at detecting things off of their hairs and webs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sir, I do not understand the problem

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It used to ick me out
    Then I didn't get a haircut or shave my beard for like 2 years and got used to accidental hairs which were usually mine.
    Now I don't really care that much.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take it out and continue eating.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah like some twat shovelling slop in it's face and chomping down like a cow or a rat eating cow leftovers.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I exclaim "there's a hair in my soup!," and if the waitress doesn't say something like "keep quiet or everybody will want one" I walk out. If it's a waiter instead of a waitress I will have left before ordering. No point going to a restaurant if you're not being served by a woman.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just extra protein, be a man and suck it up no matter what you pay for it.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll sort it out with the staff no need to go all the way to the manager

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll deal with the manager, if I'm gonna charged for something nasty in my food then I shouldn't be charged with it and the fricks that allowed that to happened shouldn't be allowed to charge me for that. Only lazy fricks allow that to happen to anyone let alone customers.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be a bit disgusted but I'd pull it out and not say anything. If it happens again then I'll do the same thing and not come back.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As long as nothing else is wrong with the rest of the food, then I probably won't say anything.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Life has enough to worry about without complaining about dumb shit. No need to Karén at every opportunity.

      Fun fax: every time you eat a pizza some thurdie spent like 20mins stuffing his bare hands into the dough excreting all his sebum directly into the dough, and then you're gonna whine about a little hair on one of the pineapple pieces? Gimme a break.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This photo scares away the zoomers.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          bloody zümers

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally don't care. Saves me a lot of effort.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Happened just the other day. Neither of us wanted to cook so we got takeaway from the chinky: stir fried mixed green vegetables, hatosi, fish flavour pork.
    There was a long-ass hair in my portion of vegetables.
    I didn't say shit since I don't care about that sort of thing but if I'd had, she'd have had a conniption since she's extremely wary about that sort of thing. She'd toss the food then insist we never order from there again and we'd go hungry for the night.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat it

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    With all the filthy stuff I do in the bedroom I just can't get upset about a hair.
    One time I was dining with some coworkers and one of them found a hair. She threw up at the table because of it, which I honestly found to be less appetising than the hair.

    Also, one time I ordered the rabbit stew and said to the waiter "there's a hair in my soup" and she didn't laugh. Zero tip.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *hare

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did mean to write that, yes. I've been daydrinking.
        It's Saturday and the Sun is out for once. Sue me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no no it's all good anon. I have been doing the same. cheers

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a favorite restaurant I would eat from weekly. One day the chef put a dirty napkin in my taco. Instantly knew it was a napkin for some reason once I bit into it. I knew this spot was notorious for only using one guy on the line so I wasn't surprised. But it was so gross.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was probably his sweat wipe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol that's the thing. I have no idea what the frick it was used for. Just threw it in the trash after that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          how ¥ucky though

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    leave and never return.

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