hangover meals

I always get ubereats when hung over but it would be nice to not spend so much. I do get frozen French bread pizzas, but I haven't been able to think of anything else that fits the bill, that being
1. effortless preparation
2. filling, with the usual hangover elixirs of high sodium, high protein, high saturated fat
3. doesn't need other shit to go with it aside from things like dipping sauce
4. preferably found at kroger (it's the actual shittiest store on the fricking planet but I live directly beside one so walkers can't be choosers)
thoughts/concerns?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no idea what krogers is but just get microwave lasagna

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I should have also mentioned I don't have a microwave

      pizza roll
      frozen burrito
      rotisserie chicken
      chicken nuggets
      frozen premade burger
      spam
      anything frozen really
      but really just buy ingredients and learn to cook

      I probably cook better than you dipshit, I just want zero effort hungover meals for when I know I'm not going to want to bother.
      frozen chicken nuggets are always a let down, is there a brand any anons swear by?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          These Bell & Evans nuggets are good too, the only problem is that they're a bit more expensive however but a lot better than the competetion.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will try ur nuggest bill

            In the west there's powdered Miso soup and frozen pre-cooked clams

            if I ate that while hungover I'd puke off my balcony

            Maybe next those anons will be huffing model rocket glue and will become mid level or worse high level manager types.

            I don't have one solitary doubt they are middle management who derive their whole social experience from forcing their underlings to hear about their lives on teams before shitting on them for not working enough

            Fritos with chile in a bag with cheese on top, you can not only carry it around with you but also wake up after passed out with it next to you then keep on eating.

            THAT is a good one, tho I wouldn't bother with the bag.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pizza roll
    frozen burrito
    rotisserie chicken
    chicken nuggets
    frozen premade burger
    spam
    anything frozen really
    but really just buy ingredients and learn to cook

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a food, but if I know it will be a night of har drinking. Before I prepared cold soaked ice tea with LOT of sugar, just so when I wake up i can chug 2L of water and get some hydration

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "one pan English breakfast"

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stop drinking poison

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look, people like you are boring and nobody wants to hear from you.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Teetotalers are annoying
        But people who drink to the point that they STOCK THEIR FRIDGE WITH HANGOVER FOODS need to be told that they have a problem, for their own good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine waking up every day as a total c**t who goes around telling people how to live, frickin hell

      The JPs swear by clams and miso soup.

      the JPs? Japanese people? is there a frozen oven ready iteration of such a meal?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the west there's powdered Miso soup and frozen pre-cooked clams

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The JPs swear by clams and miso soup.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walkers can't be choosers
    Shouldn't have gotten that DUI.
    >inb4 but i never
    Sure, buddy. Anyway, I'd just ruminate on the decisions made the night before that lead to your current state of being.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's always fun to try and imagine what anons like this are like in their every day lives.
      >to start the day they eat a single asparagus boiled in windex
      >they were headed into work at the anal probe factory but saw a cigarette butt on the sidewalk outside so they had to go back home to disinfect their organs
      >later, they decide to not go to the party they were invited to (for winning the most meticulously inspected anus customer satisfaction award) after running ID checks on every person invited
      >they head to bed at 8 pm and dream about cleaning things

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >boiled in windex
        >disinfect their organs
        Is this for me, or our hungover OP?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You, moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't see the connection. I'm not regularly drinking hand sanitizer, for example.
            >inb4
            Hand sanitizer aged in a wooden barrel is still hand sanitizer.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frozen White Castle Sliders

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are they ovenable

      https://i.imgur.com/PPqIP2s.jpeg

      Stouffers Lasagna
      That way you don't have to pay for delivery from others, you can make it anytime.

      I wish that tasted better

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just drink water throughout the night and drink an electrolyte drink before bed and you won't get hangovers

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microwave bregfast sandwiches. Or get one of the monster sandwich sections from the deli island.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stouffers Lasagna
    That way you don't have to pay for delivery from others, you can make it anytime.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol is bad for you and will destroy your health later in life, earlier if you already have existing health issues.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn i thought alcohol was good for you this whole time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is, it helps to get you straight if you have a hangover.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get a load of these anons, they don't like drinking
    hand sanitizer to get a buzz!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe next those anons will be huffing model rocket glue and will become mid level or worse high level manager types.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fritos with chile in a bag with cheese on top, you can not only carry it around with you but also wake up after passed out with it next to you then keep on eating.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In general I have frozen breaded stuff (e.g. nuggets, cordon bleu, fish fingers...) and potatoes products (röstis, pommes dauphines, oven fries...) in my freezer for this exact reason. Just turn on the oven, put it inside, wait for 20min and here you go.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I can make it with a hangover, I get a quart of miso soup from a japanese restaurant from about a block from where I lived and a quart of chicken noodle soup from a block up from that then do a mix half and half. I call ahead for the soups to be ready so I'm compelled to go and not blow it off.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beer

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. cut up an onion ahead of time, keep it in your fridge. Bonus if you do this with bacon
    2. eggs with bacon/onion and shredded cheese
    alternatively, hot dogs. You can pan fry some dogs in butter for like 5 minutes and add some microwaved canned chili, cheese whatever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      way too much work. besides, u have to bake ur weiners in the oven, get em warmed up and then hit em with the broiler. use ur brain moran

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No you dont, you can literally heat those son b***hes up in a buttered pan
        if that's too much effort then just stick to microwaved shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer beef franks, I like greasy foods but butter along with the dog juice would be too much

          how is cooking a hot dog too much work for you

          I'm sorry but it's got to fit into the grindset

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how is cooking a hot dog too much work for you

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE, ALCOHOL!
    You alkie degenerates are so fricking annoying

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People such as yourself are such a bore. Nobody wants to hear your joyless opinion.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there is no joy in life without ethanol
        Examine yourself.

        He's done you.

        Are you thinking about me? Believe it or not, that's a different anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's done you.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fountain coke and a bowl of ramen usually level me out then I eat the normal stuff

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fried bacon, eggs fried in the bacon grease, frozen hash browns in the air fryer, hot sauce all over it, simple as.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Three cans of corned beef hash, 6 eggs, 2 packages of banquet maple links. Just throw it in a baking pan at 450 for 45 min. Hair of the dog for a drink.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    usually whatever leftovers my family cooked and left in the fridge for tomorrow. even if it's a giant pan of food I will eat the whole thing so I've warned them not to do that

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anything high in carbs.

    But you need to eat before going to sleep also. It helps.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More frozen things. You can also order things ahead of your bender and fridge them for the hang over. Take out or w.e.

    Those liquid iv or any generic variety are super awesome if you don't enjoy your hang over. Drink during your drunk or even after. They make you bounce back fast af. Better than pedialite or Gatorade or w.e, for me, anyway.

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