happy easter!!!!

did you get any eggs? :3
are you loved?
my grandmother gave me this

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ya it is neat

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >did you get any eggs? :3
    no
    >are you loved?
    I don't even know anymore man who cares
    >my grandmother gave me this
    cool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats just very very sad 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to my life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I luv u anon

      I hope you hav a happy easter

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, I got two glasses of rum
    >are you loved?
    stop taunting lonely men on here you heartless witch

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont engage in paganism

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no i hated chocolate. i used to get those mega block dragon eggs. now i get nothing other than the cherry blossoms outside my house budding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CHERRY BLOSSOMS R CUTE id probably prefer that over eggs lol

      I dont engage in paganism

      ugh ur so boring

      no, I got two glasses of rum
      >are you loved?
      stop taunting lonely men on here you heartless witch

      im sorry anon can i do anhthin to make itnup 2 u

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes stop taunting me you tease
      I don't get easter eggs anymore, my parents are dead.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but its the easter bunny 🙁

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but you parents need to remind the easter bunny.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are u stupid? the easter bunny KNOWS when its easter because thats its whole job

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              its a big world bro, theres alot of adresses and areas.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok yea maybe

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Orthodox Easter is May 5th.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hu cares!?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a dick in my butt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh gosh. not easter fun.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what if its one of those egg dildos that put alien eggs in your butt
        you must know what im talking about.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well only if a bunny does it then it can be easter fun

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its the middle of the night anywhere that matters, ask again in 12 hours

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    no you dont make the rules we do
    and the easter bunny can't even get to you yuropoors, what do you think he has a fricking easter boat, frick you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fluffy white perfect perky easter bunny lives in ireland, he sends a lazy sms to the fatass slow rabit rabbits over in america to throw eggs at ur houses.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no that was my nephew lucas and I have video evidence, how dare you blame the hard working american easter rabbits

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >doesnt show the video proof
          >has a newphew
          ok 50 year old dementia riddled loser

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm literally 24, his dad is ten years older than me
            he's a little piece of shit and I'm never giving him porno mags for christmas again

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              HOW OLD IS HE!? you shouldnt give him porn anyway you easter groomer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he's 16 and I would never groom on easter, thats why its christmas only
                and now that hes clearly ungrateful we'll see how he likes big black socks under the tree this year instead

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >would never groom on easter
                ok GOOD. at least you have some morals

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is true, and even though I am over in Ameritard, even I knew about the original UK Easter bunny.
        Like all original mythos and fairy tales which originally portrayed archetypal tropes, and esoteric wisdom to those who knew the symbols, they have been dumbed down and nerfed up to not disturb the sensitive nature of today's coddled children.
        The Easter bunny used to be portrayed correctly, as the DESTROYER of the UNPURE, and distributor of Illuminated eggs, a symbolic reminder of the promise of NEW LIFE gained when sanctified by being beaten with a pullet by Jesus himself.
        DEUS VULT!!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >muh huwite culture hey guise give us our traditions back
          >MANIFEST DESTINY
          imagine gooning to a pagan holiday and acting like this while talking about Jesus.
          you moronic Nazi wannabes woudnt be allowed into the light of the Lord Himself.
          your time is near, you were forced to scurry like rats under the floorboard and you're only being allowed back into the open now so that you can be tagged.
          enjoy midwit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you moronic Nazi wannabes woudnt be allowed into the light of the Lord Himself.
            >your time is near, you were forced to scurry like rats under the floorboard and you're only being allowed back into the open now so that you can be tagged.
            >enjoy midwit
            That was quite the edgelord rant, my edgy friend

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >gooning
            stopped reading

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Happy Easter, I will be sitting down to a delicious home-cooked meal with my family in 4-5 hours.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pls post it :3

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing really worth posting, it's just a standard Sunday roast plus a few extras.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Livestream the entire event so lonely anons feel less alone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            yes pls livestream
            even if its 1 potato on a plate i still wanna see

            Lol, not going to happen. Nobody is going to want to watch my father being disgusting at the table.

            Find love frens, even if it's just a dog or friend to walk up the mountains on a beautiful day like this. (That's my plans for tomorrow btw).

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Nobody is going to want to watch my father being disgusting at the table.
              i do thats my fetish

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Livestream the entire event so lonely anons feel less alone.

          yes pls livestream
          even if its 1 potato on a plate i still wanna see

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i got more from my pregnant fat ‘aunt’

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has she made sure you're not the father?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's 2:28 a.m. on easter sunday and i can assure you that i'm getting nothing. i live alone and i'm excluded from family functions because i'm not allowed to be around my niece.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHY???? WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR NIECE??????

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She blames my sperm count for her failure to get pregnant.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wat. thats nonsense. i hope eater bunny comes 2 u!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are you op?
            what's wrong with you, you seem like a handfu. you probably just need a good hard slap to set you straight

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              WHAT what is your problem. we are talking about easter.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what is your problem
                you. you seem like a spoiled snotty teenager

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        allegations (false!)

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no grandparents
    >no parents
    >didn't even cook an easter dish this year

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gotham city protector?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tell me ur favourite colour and random thing and ill draw u an egg

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Orange
        Flamingos secrete milk in their throats to feed their chicks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it makes you feel better, I didn't even notice it was Easter until I saw your post. Happy Easter, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should always cook holiday meals even if it's just you. You deserve to celebrate, too. Eat a nice meal and put on a favorite show or movie to distract you if you're hurting.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    religious holidays and the ppl who celebrate them can frick right off, and no, I don't want no fricking ham!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like blueish green and the space shuttle

      If it makes you feel better, I didn't even notice it was Easter until I saw your post. Happy Easter, anon.

      a little bit I guess. thanks anon, Happy Easter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gammon on easter
      wut

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm Slovenian, so yeah, an easter breakfast must include ham, horseradish, bread, easter eggs and nut roll.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ham, horseradish, bread
          i yield

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >want to bring pasta salad
    >they're making mac and cheese and ham
    Frick it, I'm just going to bring pickles. The only holiday I like to experiment for and everyone is going to be full in 10 minutes

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's barely 8.15 and I'm already exhausted. So far I've prepped the potatoes, trimmed the lamb, sliced the onion, chopped another onion, sauteed the asparagus and made the frosting for the cake I'll be mixing and baking in a minute. It's not much, but I'm still fricking tired.
    I've still got to season and roast the lamb, cook the potatoes in the rendered tallow, make the eggy peas, blanch, shock and butter-braise the Brussels sprouts with dried onion, stuff the mushrooms and cut up the fennel (we eat raw fennel every Easter).
    And, on top of this, I have to take two hours out of the day to go to services so this is all in preparation of dinner. I don't even know what will have for lunch.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mom called me this morning to invite me over for lunch.
    I declined because I want to wallow in my mysery by myself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow you suck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Treats from grammy are always a blessing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes hehe

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no 🙁

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh… its ok! here
      O
      (its an egg)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ty for the egg op

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ur all the most welcome!!
          hope u get an egg next year!

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some but the dinner food is what I come for

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I LOVE THE ROSE PLATE
      so cute, id much the bread rolls!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, yeah those are moms dishes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok wtf is with the attitude

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