happy memorial day boys. what are you celebrating with?

happy memorial day boys. what are you celebrating with?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you in new england?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely. Look at the architecture.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even the floor looks ready to get "rowdy" with OP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yep boston suburbs

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    May 21 2012 is the last time I shot a man. 10 days later, SSG Alexander Povilaitis got his legs blown off and died in the same stretch of road in afghanistan. I don't celebrate memorial day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be corpsman
      >buddy chirps on comms 'is that an ied?'
      >fricking BOOM goes off
      >CORPSMAN UP
      >buddy ain't got feet anymore
      >CAT
      >9 line
      >fireman hump to LZ
      >break my own fricking ankle in a pot hole
      Hey anon, wanna cook hot dogs? Teehee

      • 3 weeks ago
        Surgery Recovery

        >be zogbot
        >know what your signing up for
        >Hispanic in your battalion blows up
        >WAAAAH NOW I HAVE TO RUIN EVERYONE'S FUN

        Frick off, no veteran of these fake ass wars, no "soldier" who served under Xiden counts. You played in the sandbox for free college. Eat a dick zogbot

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh wow so edgy 🙂
          i hope you get hit by a car homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Xiden
          So you're a communist who hates communists?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're a real scumbag aren't you?

          Zoomer anons, you wouldn't even believe me if I told you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a real scumbag aren't you?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >happy
    >memorial day

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing special but it does the job, especially after a few stella

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >after

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >after

      >after
      yeah, you're drinking wrong if you're having your beer after liquor my man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no wait, i mean, if you're having your liquor after your beer... frick im drunk
        start with the highest alcohol content drink and work your way down

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >liquor then beer, never fear
          >beer than liquor, never sicker
          I think I’ve made my point. I pounded a few beer as soon as I got home from work just because I was extra thirsty

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh so you're smashing knob creek at work then picking up the tab with some beers at home.. kino life style

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh you’re right I proved myself wrong. shit. I think I’m drunker than I thought. I’m still good to drive tho

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wake up, this blue parrot needs your help so you can get into this watermelon and to keep cool, for yourselves and to survive.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I celebrate Memorial Day?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it’s not a celebration. it’s a somber recognition.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I bother to recognize anything on Memorial Day?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I like to take every available opportunity to celebrate the death of fat brainwashed American golems fighting for their corporate israeli overlords.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A simple blue parrot on a watermelon to help me to keep cool down...

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Absinthe Blanche

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Pleae don't go checking out some Saturday Night Fever for the win, just don't go hopping off of the Verrizanno Narro's bridge. Nobody want's that. It's not like "JUMP JUMP"

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait.....the answer is bourbon.
    What's the question?

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