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Has Culinaly tried the taco bell cantina menu? Review brah said it was their best release in years

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I tried the chicken cantina bowl, and it was honestly the worst item I've ever had from taco bell

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got the free taco so I knew not to bother with the rest of the menu

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One soft taco, no lettuce, add sour cream
    One order of chips and cheese
    One large baja blast

    This has been my Taco Bell order for decades.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To think, that used to cost $2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tried the crispy chicken taco. Was ok, much prefer just making my own tacos at home.

        But we HAD to destroy the economy, there was a mild flu going around! (everyone still caught it anyway but shhhh)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >add sour cream

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tried the taco. It was underwhelming. The sauce was good but I wouldn't pay for it again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting. They messed up my take out order and had to remake it. When I got the correct order they guy at the counter mumbled something about soft tacos, I just smiled and took the food. He had added 2 cantina chicken soft tacos and a half dozen of the avocado verde packets. I thought the soft tacos were great, good flavor, good texture with the cabbage. That avocado sauce is not good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >He had added 2 cantina chicken soft tacos and a half dozen of the avocado verde packets
        Interesting
        I wonder if we could pay employees directly for food like that, say $1 for a $3 item, and they pocket the cash directly?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they would fizzle out after a week handling that much cash.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      JUST
      MAKE
      IT

      AT
      HOME
      Black person

      FRICK YOUR TACO BELL I DENOUNCE YOU

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking will NEVER order ANYTHING off this fricking MENU because of all the OBNOXIOUS ad spots they've paid for and aggressively shoved into my face.

    THIS POST IS AN AD, TOO, ISN'T IT? THEY'RE SO DESPERATE TO GET THEIR SHITTY MENU TO SUCCEED THAT THEY'RE SHITPOSTING ON AN ONLINE TAIWANESE CUCUMBER ANALYSIS JOURNAL SUBFORM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based schizo, top notch noticing. But you must still kneel before our power.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This and a.i drive through that collects even more data now.
      And the prices are dog shit

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where do y'all homies live that you don't have a taco truck or taqueria around? If I want shredded chicken tacos I'm going to a taco truck. Taco Bell is for dogfood quality meat and orange nacho cheese. And Baja Blast. I'm not shitting on them I probably get a crunch wrap meal once a month. But I would never pay extra for "quality ingredients" at Taco Bell when there's 5 different taco trucks within 5 miles of me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Taco Bell is for when I’m hungry at 11 pm and busy doing something fun. I can make my own fricking tacos instead of paying $5 each from a damn truck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I sometimes use a taco bell because it's 2 minutes from where I live. There's a proper burrito place on the left and a gyro place on the right. So I only ever have it if I get off work at midnight or something

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think I got a $10 cantina variety box. The taco shell would've been great if it weren't broken and soggy on 1 entire side.

    The salsa verde has an overbearing cilantro flavor to it. My chalupa was oddly stale on one side. The burrito with pico was alright I guess. But if I'm going to spend $11-15 on cantina food, I'm not going to taco bell for it again. I'd rather go to a local tex mex or brave a taqueria for the same price.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had the same experience, the taco was maybe the greasiest, oiliest fast food item I’ve ever ordered. It’s criminal they’re charging $3 for it standalone. Taco Bell prices are now on par with carryout from local Mexican places but the portion sizes are much smaller and the quality is obviously worse.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        regular mexican places aren't open at 1 am tho

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Taco Bell is for when I’m hungry at 11 pm and busy doing something fun. I can make my own fricking tacos instead of paying $5 each from a damn truck

          I sometimes use a taco bell because it's 2 minutes from where I live. There's a proper burrito place on the left and a gyro place on the right. So I only ever have it if I get off work at midnight or something

          ANY BAR WHERE ALCOHOL IS SERVED IN THE UNITED STATES

          YOU WILL FIND A FRICKING TACO TRUCK
          WITH hispanics OR DRUNK WHITES FIGHTING 20 AT A TIME IN THE PARKING LOT

          OBVIOUSLY YOU DONT GET OUT OFTEN DO YOU SHILL?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            JUST
            MAKE
            IT

            AT
            HOME
            Black person

            FRICK YOUR TACO BELL I DENOUNCE YOU

            I don't go to mcdonalds to get a good hamburger
            I go to eat mcdonalds
            I don't go to taco bell to get good tacos
            I go to eat taco bell

            taco bell is its own 'flavor' or whatever you want to call it and occupies a unique place that cannot be substituted with whatever you are yelling about
            if you don't like it, fine, but obviously some people do enjoy the salt laden slop that they serve and shitting your pants about how it isn't your preference only proves your own ineptitude

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              nta but the authentic McDonalds and Taco Bell experience these days is paying $15-20 for food that is slop-tier.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Man, it feels like fast food corporate actually comes up with a decent menu idea and has $200k+ per year chefs thinking up shit fast food workers could probably reasonably replicate. But every time it hits the real world of useless employees and low standards its clear corporate either doesn't know its crap outside of corporate kitchens, or don't care.

        Not just TB on this, most fast food restaurants frick up the majority of their limited time offers, as well as the core menu items at that rate.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true? Did Taco Bell really get rid of the breakfast salsa?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Now they avocado sauce but it's $0.20 per packet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What. Why would they do that. It was the only salsa they had that actually worked with their breakfast items.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because they forgot that they grew to 8000 locations selling half decent food for very reasonable prices. they could go back at any time but instead they will keep trying to re invent themselves and squeeze margins until all thats left are overpriced taco kits at the super market

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You would rely on that moron you moron

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had the taco, it was fine. The new avocado salsa verde sauce is surprisingly good but it's an unnaturally bright green that I found a little off-putting.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the soft taco is really good. crispy taco is fricking shit, burritos are penny-pinching bean slop, and I don’t think the quesadilla is different enough to warrant buying it. the avacado verde sauce is good

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hell fricking no
    I boycotted that shit restaurant weeks ago
    and since then I found a sit down place that has $1.25 taco tuesday specials, today I got 2 soft tacos, one ground beef and one shredded chicken, and one hard taco ground beef

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if I'm going to Taco Smell it's going to be to debase myself with some dog food topped with cheese and wrapped in a flour tortilla and it better be less than $2

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is the only order that makes sense at TB right now
    ~1400 calories for ~10 bucks(depending on location)
    and all three items are reliably well made where I am

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and all three items are reliably well made where I am
      sounds like a bad excuse to keep keep telling yourself "these prices are justified"
      BTW their not
      and
      it's nearly 12 dollars
      also I don't care how you spend you'r money, I just want to witness TB crash and burn

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I forget which variation of tortilla/cheese/rice/beans I got, but the cantina chicken was honestly really good. Didn't use the green salsa though

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reviewbrah needs to reinvent himself.
    Would be cool if he gave up the slop and opened a little restaurant somewhere.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude right? He’s kind of a sad person where he went from sad to heroic and cool but now back to sad. I can’t believe he spends year after year in his autistic cave eating shit food for views at age 27 or whatever even as a 2 million subscriber channel with clout.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He lives at home with his mom who is loaded, what else does he need to do?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A friendly reminder that the beans are better than the beef. You should always sub them out.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Taco Bell does the weirdest shit now. I stopped by a few days ago and couldn't find the cravings box on the combo menu where it usually is. Being Taco Bell, there was no one at the counter but eventually I got someone's attention and asked about the cravings box. She said it was now an app exclusive and there's no way to order it in the store, I'd have to get the app on my phone if I wanted to order it. I thought it must be due to some kind of discount promotion but she said the price now was $1 more than before and comes with one less item.
    I don't get what Taco Bell thinks it is gaining by making it difficult to buy food from them. I'm not the type of person who takes their phone with them everywhere so I couldn't have used the app even if I wanted to. I sort of understand them offering special deals through the app but making menu items app exclusives is crazy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >She said it was now an app exclusive and there's no way to order it in the store
      Thats only some stores btw. Theres one TB 2 miles from me, and another about 8 miles away. One had the boxes clearly on the menu. The other had an identical situation as your post where the dude said it was app-order-only. I think they stopped that because so many people refused to download an app to order a $8 box of food. The manager sighed and made something else work that was really similar to the other box with a managers discount. I think that was a corporate store and the other one with boxes was a franchise store.

      Right there with you, I'm not going to download an app to order some secret menu bullshit once a month. But corporate KNOWS getting people to download the app always leads to more sales. Not necessarily higher profit sales, or higher overall ticket sales, just more in general. Its why every fricking place has an app to order ahead despite saving zero time or money.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Which brings up the other weird trend of chains no longer seeing value in having a consistent experience across their locations. As you pointed out, even in locations near each other can vary greatly by price and offerings. Might as well roll the dice with a local Mexican place if TB is going to be inconsistent.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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