Wolfepit was my first thought too. He is a decent reviewer of this type of slop but Anon asked for a (non) fully retarded person. Wolfepit is almost 400lbs, rides a motorized scooter, has a mudshark daughter and a halfing grandkid. Pretty sure she's a single mom too. So overall I'd say he's pretty retarded
Wolfepit was my first thought too. He is a decent reviewer of this type of slop but Anon asked for a (non) fully retarded person. Wolfepit is almost 400lbs, rides a motorized scooter, has a mudshark daughter and a halfing grandkid. Pretty sure she's a single mom too. So overall I'd say he's pretty retarded
The guy has some form of ALS. Maybe cut him some slack?
Or he’s a big fat Southern boy who ate himself into immobility and claims he has a disease to avoid personal responsibility.
He’s doing the >muh genetics
deflection that a lot of fat women use. It’s like jaCulinaly blaming energy drinks for his first couple of strokes.
Wolfepit was my first thought too. He is a decent reviewer of this type of slop but Anon asked for a (non) fully retarded person. Wolfepit is almost 400lbs, rides a motorized scooter, has a mudshark daughter and a halfing grandkid. Pretty sure she's a single mom too. So overall I'd say he's pretty retarded
don't talk about him like that.
he does it for us, the people
The problem with these things isn't the quality but rather that they're charging almost $7 for a fucking frozen meal, meals that don't even have any sides or extras if anything and aren't any more substantial than other rival meals like Stouffer's. It's a complete joke.
Also there's the whole thing about shoving obscene amounts of sodium into your body, but that's a general issue with frozen meals, not just the Gordon-branded ones.
lol
The amount of sodium the body needs is like 1/4th what the average American consumes in a day. Most Americans consume more sodium than they need in a day in a single meal. If you eat any kind of fast food, you're definitely blowing way over how much sodium you need.
I really don't understand you guys. Only elites and snobs would be upset that normal people finally have access to affordable michelin star frozen dinners. Fine dining isn't your sekrit club anymore.
incels like you tend to be raised by single mothers. it is why they resort to their overcompensating tough guy internet alpha LARPing. obviously your dad did a shit job or didn't actually raise you if you're an incel.
Did you really enter this thread just to post that? If my dad did a bad job, what does going into random threads to pick fights say about your dad?
2 months ago
Anonymous
no, I did it after you got all offended about me calling out all the smelly incel replies in the thread. I am sorry your dad failed you. my dad would have a nice laugh with me calling out angry, chinless losers if he were in the room.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>my dad would have a nice laugh with me getting in arguments over incels on the Culinaly cooking board
weird dad
2 months ago
Anonymous
incels deserve nothing but mocking laughter
if your dad isn't laughing at incels, you don't have a present dad
They're testing the limits of Zoomer retardation with these products. I saw the prices for the celeb chef frozen dinners recently and couldn't believe how expensive they were relative to what you get.
I have a great value shepherds pie in my freezer for the last 3 months. I had 2 and the 1st one tasted like shit. I'm too cheap to throw out the 2nd one.
I wouldn't b4 caught dead buying that goyslop
Why would a non (fully) retarded person eat a TV dinner?
That guy can't even cook a grilled cheese sandwich properly
this, frauds like him don't deserve my money
giving him a few pennies isn't the issue, anon. it's the embarassment associated with getting these rang up at checkout.
Man sometimes I wish I had a goemet meal while watching the TV that I am too poor to own with cable I cannot afford
At least he lets me live the dream
That chicken pot pie looks like it might be half way decent.
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Wolfepit was my first thought too. He is a decent reviewer of this type of slop but Anon asked for a (non) fully retarded person. Wolfepit is almost 400lbs, rides a motorized scooter, has a mudshark daughter and a halfing grandkid. Pretty sure she's a single mom too. So overall I'd say he's pretty retarded
Sounds like the perfect person to review microwave slop meals, OP is just being too picky.
Grim af
What's with the very obviously male voice over but painted nails?
voiceover guy is a cripple, so his wife does the hand modeling
Are you telling me this cripple is getting fed microwave dinners by a bbw? Fuck, I'm jealous.
yes he absolutely is, life is hell
The guy has some form of ALS. Maybe cut him some slack?
Or he’s a big fat Southern boy who ate himself into immobility and claims he has a disease to avoid personal responsibility.
He’s doing the
>muh genetics
deflection that a lot of fat women use. It’s like jaCulinaly blaming energy drinks for his first couple of strokes.
the wolfe pit is a great hero.
don't talk about him like that.
he does it for us, the people
>He doesn't do the corny pointing image anymore
Boooooo
The problem with these things isn't the quality but rather that they're charging almost $7 for a fucking frozen meal, meals that don't even have any sides or extras if anything and aren't any more substantial than other rival meals like Stouffer's. It's a complete joke.
Also there's the whole thing about shoving obscene amounts of sodium into your body, but that's a general issue with frozen meals, not just the Gordon-branded ones.
The human body needs sodium, it's natural and healthy. It self regulates. Just drink more water.
You have a lot more electrolytes than just sodium and overconsuming sodium and drinking more water puts them out of balance.
lol
The amount of sodium the body needs is like 1/4th what the average American consumes in a day. Most Americans consume more sodium than they need in a day in a single meal. If you eat any kind of fast food, you're definitely blowing way over how much sodium you need.
retard
why does the box look like it's from 1981
I really don't understand you guys. Only elites and snobs would be upset that normal people finally have access to affordable michelin star frozen dinners. Fine dining isn't your sekrit club anymore.
why does this thread in particular have so many incel posts
Why are you, in particular, such a bitch
you are confusing me with your (absent) father
I still have a father whom I visit, I'm guessing you are projecting some trauma on others with this post.
incels like you tend to be raised by single mothers. it is why they resort to their overcompensating tough guy internet alpha LARPing. obviously your dad did a shit job or didn't actually raise you if you're an incel.
Did you really enter this thread just to post that? If my dad did a bad job, what does going into random threads to pick fights say about your dad?
no, I did it after you got all offended about me calling out all the smelly incel replies in the thread. I am sorry your dad failed you. my dad would have a nice laugh with me calling out angry, chinless losers if he were in the room.
>my dad would have a nice laugh with me getting in arguments over incels on the Culinaly cooking board
weird dad
incels deserve nothing but mocking laughter
if your dad isn't laughing at incels, you don't have a present dad
>uses term incel
>either whore on 3 SSRIs
>homosexual
>legit incel
>or socialist that lives in Mom's basement
incels can't cook
wömen love a man that can cook which is why incels can't get one
Completely backwards. Someone who has standards for women will also have standards for food.
Is fucking Walmart doing viral ads now? Why the fuck is this shit being advertised 24/7?
Because GR has always been anti-microwave and then comes out with microwave meals.
They're testing the limits of Zoomer retardation with these products. I saw the prices for the celeb chef frozen dinners recently and couldn't believe how expensive they were relative to what you get.
>Nearly $5 for Ramsey's Shepards Pie
>Great Value Shepards Pie is $7 and enough for 3 people
really makes you ~~*think*~~
I have a great value shepherds pie in my freezer for the last 3 months. I had 2 and the 1st one tasted like shit. I'm too cheap to throw out the 2nd one.
This.
They're all the same price too. Even the fucking Ramsay's Mac and cheese is over 6 dollars. 6 dollars for 10oz of pasta and cheese.
>michelin star frozen dinners
shit from Poundland looks more appetizing
the wolfe pit did
Ordinary Sausage did
Grim. Grim as hell.