Has anyone had the chizza?

Has anyone had the chizza?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody eats KFC.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black people do

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We go to Popeyes or the local place

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it was worth a try. Probably won't get it again over what's on the regular menu.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just multiple pieces of chicken bunched together with a couple slices of salami and handful of softened cheese?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's two fritters and the lady threw in a broken 3rd piece because I'm cute. The "half-chizza" is just one fritter. The same they use for the chicken sandwiches.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought about trying it till I saw it.

      Look at this shit. Looks like they just took a filet and microwaved it with some Walmart brand sauce and cheese/pepperoni.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And you look like a moronic homosexual that who ate rocks everyday as a kid

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no anon, despite being popular in multiple countries worldwide, so popular that they've bought it to the US, nobody has ever eaten one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      weirdo gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thats a little harsh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Good. I'm tired of pretending that morons like you need special assistance and rules. Frick off.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off these nuts

            someone said it was soggy because of the sauce. I could have told you that.

            Only thing thats soggy is these nuts

            We go to Popeyes or the local place

            Popeyes these nuts (Kenedy's?)

            I love pizza and chicken but i'm not fat enough to fricking mix the two together and eat it.

            Fatten up these nuts

            >buy thing from place
            >thing isn't good
            >ERM THERE'S NO WAY PLACE WOULD MAKE A BAD THING SO YOU MUST BE AT FAULT SOMEHOW
            Frick off, shill.

            He's shilling these nuts

            https://i.imgur.com/h6znH9G.jpg

            excellent

            Exellent these nuts

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That’s just a shitty parmigiana

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah im confused about the hype around this thing
      it's just a chicken parm with pepperoni

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is it pronounced "CHEAT-ZAH" or "CHIZZ (like jizz)-A?)

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had one.
    The sauce was borderline neon red, and closer to a sweet ketchup than anything I'd call "tomato sauce". The cheese was a solid, greasy mass despite being hot. And the breading soggy.
    Upon taking a bite, everything seems to fall apart to form a thick, flavorless paste that coats your mouth in a slick of oil. Almost no bite to the chicken itself, to the point that I could have been convinced it was a microwaved chicken patty and not a solid piece of meat.
    No redeeming factors whatsoever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      someone said it was soggy because of the sauce. I could have told you that.

      You are supposed to eat it right away while the delicious chicken breading is still hot and crisp. Not KFC's fault if you waited until it got soggy. An actual skill issue, that is if you even had the Chizza at all and aren't just making things up in a pathetic display of countershilling.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >buy thing from place
        >thing isn't good
        >ERM THERE'S NO WAY PLACE WOULD MAKE A BAD THING SO YOU MUST BE AT FAULT SOMEHOW
        Frick off, shill.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So even the shill admits that they're literal garbage unless prepared fresh? That must be why they sit under the heat lamps for two hours.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Even when you get to the soggy middle part your taste buds are gooning to the amount of sauce, cheese and peperoni that overwhelms the chicken. Then wash it down with a raspberry ice tea and take a bite on the crispy edge.

        https://i.imgur.com/LVvnsJC.jpg

        Has anyone had the chizza?

        >cheese isn't even all melted
        looks like what I got advertised to me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So where would you rate it on a scale of good to excellent?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        excellent

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          looks soggy and the cheese isn't even all melted

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There's no way to tell that from just a still image. I think it looks amazing.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              looks pretty soggy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's just a bit of peanut oil. Have you ever seen fried chicken before?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone said it was soggy because of the sauce. I could have told you that.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love pizza and chicken but i'm not fat enough to fricking mix the two together and eat it.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    %3D

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it was alright
    The sauce was mediocre, cheese was fine, pepperoni was fine, and if the chicken they give you fresh hot and crispy then that part is really tasty

    It really is just like a fast food chicken parm, don't know why people call it gross
    Doesn't deserve the hype, but doesn't deserve the hate either

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I make my own chicken pizza before, not battered and fried in seed oils, but simple chicken pizza baked at high temps in the oven. Pretty good especially if you're on the keto spectrum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Pretty good especially if you're on the autism spectrum
      fixed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you admit to that like it adds anything?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        post body and verbal IQ

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          High verbal IQ is a feminine trait.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    read that as “Black person”
    was about to start eating kfc again smfh

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I ate some chizza and cummed in my pants

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It does truly look like shit

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