>Has eaten 40,000 big macs and still counting. >Alive and healthy at age 70

>Has eaten 40,000 big macs and still counting
>Alive and healthy at age 70

Roast beef eaters eternally and unrecoverably btfo

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And skinny.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >roast beef
    it's all about good cheese

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just goes to show you, nearly everything boils down to luck. Take care of yourselves anyway, homosexuals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      luck?

      he walks 6 miles every day

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what his flesh tastes like

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wonder what his secret sauce tastes like

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is origin story is absolutely insane
    He had a big Mac and liked it so much he went back and got another the next day

    Absolute fricking mad man

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would shoot this man in the head no questions asked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I would shoot this man in the head no questions asked
      I'm glad that you treat other people the way that you want to be treated.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go for it! You wanna know where I work?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Go for it! You wanna know where I work?
          McDonalds

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You can't prove I had hep c before I fricked that troony hooker

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude is autistic but at least a fun one. homie keeps backup emergency big Macs in his freezer in case there's like a snowstorm or something and he can't get out.to mcdonalds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gives me Mr Oreo vibes, can't wait to hear this guy's tight 15 on Big Macs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who is Mr Oreo?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like it got deleted off the internet but there's this greentext of a guy doing an open mic night at a supermarket and calling himself "Mr Oreo"

          Guess Nabisco didn't want to be associated with anons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His ears are below his very large nose and he has a vaguely germanic surname. And his backstory sounds like bullshit, yet coincidentally, helps a corporation. "What other similarities does he share with Jared Fogel?" one wonders to xirself.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you implying his life is all a israeli lie to promote mcdonalds

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CICO wins again.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but he still looks like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he looks alive.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    except he can.. have you seen his video?

    he saves every box like a true autist

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    do you think it's impossible?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No i think he actually goes and buys mcdonalds every day. Whether he actually eats them i dont know. I also think hes probably been paid many million dollars by ronald mcdonald.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a LOT of spit.

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