Have you ever worn an apron in your life?

Have you ever worn an apron in your life?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wear it for baking. shit gets everywhere

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro why are you using poo when you bake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's traditional in his culture, you can't make a proper authentic naan without it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you're not supposed to put it in the food, just have it coating your hands while you cook

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You’ve obviously never fried Holy Dung +10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I might also consider wearing it for pan-frying if wearing nice clothes (almost never). Otherwise just for flour.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even if I'm wearing my PJs I don't want all that shit on my clothes. I'm not running to laundry and shower afterwards.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got pic related on AliExpress. I make a mess when I work with flour so it helped a bit. Also makes you feel like G Ramsay and you can go around muttering "Fresh, yeah? Modern. Clean."
    Lost it to a breakup, RIP.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn that shit is hot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Touch it, common, touch it!

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wear it when i go to the doctors but they dont call it a apron

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I usually wear one when I cook my evening meal. They're very handy for keeping clothing clean while cooking.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, it makes me feel pretentious.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a nice denim one I pull out when I'm grilling.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. I just wear my denim overalls with no shirt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only when working, I've never used one when cooking at home.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I started wearing one when I realized it made me smell less like food after cooking. Like onions release onion mist and it can sink into the part of your clothing that is directly adjacent to the cutting board

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably why my brother who i havent seen in a while said i smelt like curry last time i saw him, wasnt sure how

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Folded and made into a waist down apron. Anything else is for women.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes i worked in kitchens all through high school and college and then when i was a heroin addict in new orleans

    for me? it's the involuntary cortisol dump when the ticket machine goes off

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds eventful, what was the catalyst for moving out of that line of work?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      as an ex-bartender, I enjoy being constantly hypervigilant about what everyone single person in a crowded room is up to and being enveloped in the dull roar of the crowd, listening keenly for the sound of glass breaking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yes i worked in kitchens all through high school and college
      Oh shit. I'm

      In home ec at school. Also, I THINK we wore them in woodshop, but I'm not 100% sure I'm remembering that correctly. Weirdly, the only thing I remember from woodshop was some homosexual losing his shit because a pen he had in exploded in his pocket for some reason and the teacher, who looked like the tiny greaseball from Disney's Atlantis, asked if any of the girls had hairspray because "lady's hairspray gets rid of ink stains" and this girl, Lisa, did and they sprayed the kid's pocket and the ink came out.
      I built a birdhouse.
      Metalshop likely had aprons, too, but u never took that class.

      and I forgot I used to work as a baker while I was at school lmao
      Aprons all day.

      >some homosexual losing his shit because a pen he had in exploded in his pocket
      You know what would have helped him avoid this situation? That's right, an apron

      I just remembered about ten minutes ago that we absolutely did wear aprons. I recalled more details of the memory: the pen 'sploded in his apron pocket and leaked all over his apron and through it a bit, getting some on his sweater.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wear one when I'm doing stuff like separating large containers of chicken breasts into their own freezer bags. I don't rinse them or anything but I've had droplets of liquid get on my shirt before, so I'll toss on my cheap apron. Just did this about 20 minutes ago because chicken breasts were on sale.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Occasionally, but most of the time I wear frumpy clothes for cooking. That said at the moment the source of most of my clothes stains from food is the oil spray from deenz lids (reee)

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I worked as a cook in a couple different places and wore them there, don't bother at home though

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick no. I just don't cook in my fancy clothes.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, i value my clothes enough that i dont want them to get splattered with flour/oil/sauce/etc.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I worked for Brookstone in a mall at Alpheretta, GA for a few months some years ago during the holiday season and everyone on the floor had to wear stupid looking bibs, it was super moronic but paid well for some extra holiday money when I wasn't doing anything else. It was extra silly when my older brother showed up to take me to lunch and I was wearing a goofy apron thing.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. I typically cook naked or in underwear.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's unwise, I was in just some briefs and frying some stuff from frozen and missed one little ice crystal on something and it popped right out of the oil and onto my chest. It made a tiny little scar which I barely detect to this day.
      This OP is why I always wear something when frying stuff, even some apron.
      ~~ Ripley's, Believe It or Not

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh. I splash hot oil on myself and get light burns all the time, but it's never been bad enough to hurt for more than a minute or leave a permanent mark. I'm sure the first time I get an actually significant burn I'll start putting on a shirt, but that hasn't happened yet so I can't really bring myself to care.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha, that is what I do as well. I don't fry shit, the only bit of oil I use goes into the pan at the start and coats the food. My airfryer has replaced any deep frying I would want to do.

      I do wear some shorts when grilling, can't scar the neighbors.

      Last time I wore an apron it was for a joke. No idea where I've put that thing. Shoulda done the old naked apron thing with the GF when I had the chance, never thought about it.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I just curse aloud when I wash my clothes later

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I tried once then I realized it's stupid

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never. i've seen people do it though

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only when making messy stuff. I use my gf's one but would never buy one myself. I'd just wear some old shirts.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In home ec at school. Also, I THINK we wore them in woodshop, but I'm not 100% sure I'm remembering that correctly. Weirdly, the only thing I remember from woodshop was some homosexual losing his shit because a pen he had in exploded in his pocket for some reason and the teacher, who looked like the tiny greaseball from Disney's Atlantis, asked if any of the girls had hairspray because "lady's hairspray gets rid of ink stains" and this girl, Lisa, did and they sprayed the kid's pocket and the ink came out.
    I built a birdhouse.
    Metalshop likely had aprons, too, but u never took that class.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for sharing this memory with us anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're welcome. All of you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some homosexual losing his shit because a pen he had in exploded in his pocket
      You know what would have helped him avoid this situation? That's right, an apron

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    literally just bought a apron for my oil painting lessons. i used to work in a print shop and had to wear one there too. i never actually needed it but it was cool to have a front pocket to keep pens and post its in. i felt like a kangaroo.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I care more about oil and shit popping on my arms, or reaching my arms into an oven or over a grill

    I just wear some no name "linen" bath robe I got from a hotel years ago that I cut the bottom off of. Runs on my machine.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cook with only an apron on

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only in highschool welding class. Back when schools taught skills instead of homosexual sex and dick choppibg.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quite a few times, yes. It's very handy (mine has pockets for cooking implements) and keeps my clothes from getting fricked up.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes I used to use it to steal cutlery when I worked in a restaurant and these days I wear one when I cook at church because I habitually wipe my hands on my clothes and also picky nose but I must be respectful when in the house of the lord

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People have put aprons on me when I'm cooking for them and I've never understood why, I'm not messy I don't get food on my clothes and I don't need pockets to put things in so what's the point?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wore mine this morning when making lemon squares.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everyday Black person

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ofc. That's what they're for. Only people who buy ready-made sauces and never use their ovens or children refuse aprons.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If i ever get a gf ill get an apron under the pretext of wanting to plap her wearing only apron and since its already here i might just use it during cooking

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think once in Kindergarten idk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      totally, there were two play tables filled with sand and water. also I wore one when painting.
      can't believe it took 2 decades for me to wear one once more for a photography course.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still have no idea how to tie one by myself.
    >captcha: D00M

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like twice before I realized how pointless it was

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wear an apron when I'm deep frying

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