>haven't a sloppa in a couple of years. >Visiting my parents. >we go to Costco for groceries

>haven't a sloppa in a couple of years
>Visiting my parents
>we go to Costco for groceries
>order a chicken bake when we finish
>an hour later I'm shitting liquid on the toilet
Costco is meme food.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes, anything else?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a new trendy intestinal cleanse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oooh, so you've heard of the chicken bake colon cleanse? It's part of a bottom-friendly diet, I eat two before Tyrone visits on Saturday :3

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bro the chicken bake is cheese tier

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're just weak

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so your digestive system sucks. weird flex but OK

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're a few years too late. The Costco chicken bake was "modified" and consensus is that it sucks now.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    theres microphones in all the costco toilets because the founder likes listening to people poop
    this is why he’s so adamant about $1.50 hotdogs, the whole business is just a means to an end of listening to people pooping

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hot if true

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the first half the chicken bake is always amaazing. you can’t wait to wrap your lips around it and give it the sloppy toppy gawk gawk 9000

    finishing up the chicken bake is fricking disgusting. it’s mushy. you can’t feel if it’s in anymore if if it’s just the fat of the thighs. you notice it smells like sweat and ass. you just want an exit and start thinking about other costco food. younger, skinnier costco food you’ve tasted in the past. but it’s still not enough to get through the horrors of finishing the chicken bake

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Americans like to sue so much why so they tolerate food poisoning?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because were stronger and smarter then you’ll ever be

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a big roll filled with processed cheese, what did you think would happen? Your gallbladder needs to notified you're eating garbage weeks in advance to prepare.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the chicken bake cause it's bland as hell but I'm surprised your body reacted to it in any way.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ordering meat at a restaurant
    >not eating a lot of veggies with fiber with the meat u ordered

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    weak

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never had this problem. And I've finished off the chicken bake after I dropped it on the sidewalk. Twice.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >big bwaby op can't have cheese ow his tummy gets upsetty
    Sucks to be you, homosexual

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