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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ALOT OF ALCOHOL FOR A DYKE c**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      TELL ME ABOUT GRAIN(alcohol), WHY DOES HE POUR IT IN HIS FLASK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      these wienertails suck. theres usually no more than 150-200ml alcohol in this 2L wienertail.
      being a classy alcoholic, i always look down upon men who drink them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >being a classy alcoholic, i always look down upon men who drink them.
        kek

        https://i.imgur.com/WSJIomj.jpg

        not exactly
        there are several Czech styles of pouring
        if your order a normal beer in Czechia you get 1/3rd foam and 2/3rds liquid - the foam protects the liquid from oxidizing and going flat as you converse or eat
        čochtan ("swimmer") is foamless beer you order when you are thirsty and expect to drink it right away.
        mlíko ("milk") is just the foam. There are people who claim this is a legit style, but I have personally never ever seen anyone actually order it.
        šnyt (I guess this could literally translate as slice?) is a small beer (0.3L) in a large 0.5L glass because it's considered unmanly/disrespectful to drink beer from a small glass.
        then there's řezané (also could be translated as sliced), which is layer of light beer on dark beer or vice versa

        Dík, bratr můj.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the piss shed take after that

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least you have rocks!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I took that off, would you die?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it would be extremely sobering

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're a drunk guy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          uuuu

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For brew.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    czech style of drinking pilsner from the tank (not keg).
    This is a "slice" of beer. a "sweet" beer is half foam and half beer. pretty stupid and burpy imo but it does cost less

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not exactly
      there are several Czech styles of pouring
      if your order a normal beer in Czechia you get 1/3rd foam and 2/3rds liquid - the foam protects the liquid from oxidizing and going flat as you converse or eat
      čochtan ("swimmer") is foamless beer you order when you are thirsty and expect to drink it right away.
      mlíko ("milk") is just the foam. There are people who claim this is a legit style, but I have personally never ever seen anyone actually order it.
      šnyt (I guess this could literally translate as slice?) is a small beer (0.3L) in a large 0.5L glass because it's considered unmanly/disrespectful to drink beer from a small glass.
      then there's řezané (also could be translated as sliced), which is layer of light beer on dark beer or vice versa

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/WSJIomj.jpg

          not exactly
          there are several Czech styles of pouring
          if your order a normal beer in Czechia you get 1/3rd foam and 2/3rds liquid - the foam protects the liquid from oxidizing and going flat as you converse or eat
          čochtan ("swimmer") is foamless beer you order when you are thirsty and expect to drink it right away.
          mlíko ("milk") is just the foam. There are people who claim this is a legit style, but I have personally never ever seen anyone actually order it.
          šnyt (I guess this could literally translate as slice?) is a small beer (0.3L) in a large 0.5L glass because it's considered unmanly/disrespectful to drink beer from a small glass.
          then there's řezané (also could be translated as sliced), which is layer of light beer on dark beer or vice versa

          I guess Black and Tan just doesn't have the same meaning outside of Ireland

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOT OF HEAD FOR A FIRST LADY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not the first Clinton to get a lot of head lol.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bet that was funnier in your head

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She don't mind when he plays that saxophone, but she absolutely hates his harmonica

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she will never be president

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yum

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    failed normalhomosexual """"humor"""" is cringe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the foam is the good part

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the beer liquid more, not gas. Hard to drink the beer gas.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's called molecular gastronomy. You wouldn't understand.

      It is the foam that gives it the flavour.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *she

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for brew

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TELL ME ABOUT GRAIN! WHY DOES HE MAKE THE MASH?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that man pouring barley into a boiling pot?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's called puls and it powered the Roman Empire

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Barley porridge is way better when you let it sit around 145-158F for an hour or so, strain out the barley, boil the liquid with some grenery for a bit, and then let it age for 2 weeks to 6 months.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's making grain mash to prepare beer. I figured that was self-evident.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Seems a pain in the ass way to do it, especially when it looks like it's already hit a hot break. Amylase doesn't do too well over 165-ish F. My mash tun's basically a giant double boiler if the top pot was a thermos with a thermometer, and had a sprinkler up top to lauter and rinse. If I want to make use of lower temp rests, I can just warm it up from cold, or I can bring the bottom to 168-ish, run it through the sprinklers, and have it hit and stay around 153F without any fricking about.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Perhaps he's wondering why someone would boil a malt before throwing it into a keg?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's part of it, I guess. If he's trying to make a super heavy beer with a tannic backbeat to the bitterness, I could see boiling the malt, but at a hot break temp (especially considering that foam only happens when there's a considerable amount of grain protein being boiled), that grain is contributing almost nothing of value to a beer. It's like a photo op for people who... might pop into a brew-your-own shop?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, an Israeli Pint

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Redpill me on head, what is the issue? dont the bubbles become beer in a minute?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dont the bubbles become beer in a minute?
      They do, but the act of foaming up and then settling zaps out a decent amount of the carbonation in the drink depending on how much head was left to settle.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember i went to a pub in the city once and the guy kept pouring my beer like this and having to pour it out. I was trying to stop myself from laughing, idk why, it was kind of mean in retrospect. He was just trying to do his job. But he did look like a hipster homosexual.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I work at a beer store where we fill growlers and nothing gets my goat more than people who don’t know how to pour the head off a drink. I went to this hipster video store that had taps once and the dude behind the counter filling my growler refused to let the head run off so it ended up being only about half full with the other half being nothing but foam and I refused to pay for it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      New keg, or wrong pressure for a new beer maybe. [anecdote time!] The manager at my local absolutely fricking REFUSED to change the pressure on the Guinness tap's biergas when they switched over to O'Hara's. Because of her insistence that all stouts are the same, they had to switch back to Guinness halfway through the keg.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU DONT GET TO BRING HOPZ

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That'll be $18

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Love me a good belgian beer.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UU
    UU

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