>he eats oatmeme

>he eats oatmeme

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chad.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick am I supposed to eat in the morning?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Booty.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Women owe me it but always evade collection. What's the best best thing?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The contractor special. Tall boy of Stella Artois and an Italian sausage sub sandwich with peppers and onions.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is canned stella better than bottled? Because that shit is ass, otherwise this does sound like a nice meal

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Go with Heineken then, any beer will do as long as you're drinking before 9:00AM.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds pretty good my man

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I can't drink because I'm trying to get my alcoholic hemorrhoid to go away

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Just pop it. I had a huge one that healed up in about two days. The pain is over in the first 30 minutes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's too far down

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I do. With 2 tablespoons of peanut butter and drizzled honey. It's yummy, you should try it 🙂

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best way to start the day, bowl of oatmeal with cinnamon, brown sugar, milk, and fruit. Carbs and simple fruit sugars for quick energy, protein and fiber to fill you up and make you poop good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      me with super smooth poops allowing me to ponder great things during my 40 minute bathroom break

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Two minutes max for me, sitting on a toilet that long is bad for you and causes hemorrhoids. I used to have them really bad, then I changed my diet, made sure I got plenty of fiber, started squatting to poop and got a bidet, they've completely gone away

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat it raw with milk and honey, no idea why boiled is standard.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love oatmeal and eat it almost every day.
    When people try to shit on something, remember that it might be someone trying to trick you.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's peanut butter oatmeal with sliced apple in the morning. Best way to wake up

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