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Hear me out here. I’m not saying McDonald’s isn’t a slophouse, because it is. But I am saying the double quarter pounder with cheese deluxe is a pretty good burger for what it is and stands on its own merit.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So it seems.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thing is covered in seed oils you moron. Also ground meat might not be fit for human consumption since it mixes bacteria from the outside so you end up having to overcook the meat destroying most nutrients inside like say vitamin C that's known for breaking down easily.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seed oils are fine. It's the crap they're often found in, like maybe this burger, that is the problem.
      https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/hsph-in-the-news/scientists-debunk-seed-oil-health-risks/

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would a plant want their children to be grinded down and eaten by animals? Don't you think they might have developed a defense mechanism to discourage this?

        Plants can't move so what's the next best thing as a defense mechanism?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You talk about plants like they're sentient

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            We recently learned that they communicate through fungus you moron. There's a lot about the world around us we don't understand but assuming that plants aren't sentient has been one of the biggest frick-ups for human beings.

            The point is plants don't like to be eaten and humans didn't evolve much protection against plant toxins, that's why pepper spray works so well.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Vegetarians are going to kill themselves when this gets out lmao

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's a cool discovery but you're making this into something that it's not.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >that's why pepper spray works so well
              Ah yes, that chemical that many humans love and have cultivated and propagated pepper plants for is le bad because it is used in extreme doses to the eyes as a weapon. There is nothing physically harmful about capsaicin and I'm baffled why you chose this particular example when there are plenty more far more dangerous toxins you could have mentioned, and also your narrative kind of falls apart when you acknowledge that there are plenty of plant alkaloids that have very pleasant effects, even addictively so. Which is to say nothing of the basic nutritional value of most plants, and the fact that we almost exclusively consume meat from herbivores for the concentrated plant nutrients they have accumulated from their diet.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Most people will shit their guts out if they eat a certain amount of this plant toxin. Almost as if plants are telling us to frick off.

                Yeah we eat it for teh lulz but we do other dumb shit as well like drink trillions of gallons of carbonated syrup (ie soda).

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >We recently learned that they communicate through fungus you moron.
              That's "communicating" in the sense a thermostat communicates with the room temperature or a pendulum communicates with gravity.
              Plants don't have brains. They can send "messages" and so can many other non-sentient deterministic systems.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                When enough plants "communicate" with each other they form a brain. The forest really is alive.

                Ah geez, it's too bad I can't get Vitamin C from anything except red meat

                WRONG. As long as you don't nuke a steak it actually has vitamin C. Sailors were NEVER eating fresh steaks on ships, they were eating bread. "Ships buiscuits", look it up.

                It was BREAD that caused vitamin C deficiency you mong.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >When enough plants "communicate" with each other they form a brain. The forest really is alive.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There have been some weird fricking experiences by people who got lost in a forest claiming that the enviornment itself was trying to kill them. Like scary hallucinations from exposure to certain toxins in the air. This might be where we get all those ghost stories from.

                For some nightmare fuel the Cegua and more horrifyingly the Chupacabra are famous sighthing of the forests in central america. What if it's just plant toxins making people hallucinate things? Enough of these toxins might be enough to say cause a heart attack.

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sihuanaba
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra

                Most is probably /x/ material but you have to admit there's a lot about the world around us we know jack shit about.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure it was not consuming any vitamin C that caused vitamin C deficiency.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We've been lied to, there IS vitamin C in steak. Otherwise everyone on a carnivore diet should have widespread scurvy. They don't.

                The truth is it's impossible to feed sailors fresh steaks. It would require dedicating a huge part of a ship to feeding/processing cows. Even with the technology today this would be an absolute logistical nightmare.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Some plants, if not many, have evolved to be eaten in order to spread their seeds. As an example, birds eating berries. No plant is sitting there thinking "Oh shit, they're taking my seeds and are going to grind them down into a paste and extract the oil. The horror."

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That's because animals DON'T mechanically grind down seeds you simpleton. They mostly pass through their digestive system intact which is how plants figured out was the best way to get their seeds spread over large distances since you know, they can't fricking walk.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >They mostly pass through their digestive system intact which is how plants figured out was the best way to get their seeds spread over large distances since you know, they can't fricking walk.
              I didn't know plants had brains. Ugh, now I'm going to have to give up being a vegan.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not the seed oil, it's the meat, bread, lettuce, tomato, and cheese
        Sure. Guess I'll cut those out of my diet and drink a cup of seed oil instead.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The bread in a fast food burger, and the cheese, are horrible for you. Look at the ingredients of a store-brand hamburger bun next time you're at the store. Fast food isn't different. Maybe worse.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You should have thought before you spoke. The major ingredient difference in the breas and cheese is... seed oils!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No. The major difference between the bread and cheese vs the meat and veggies are that they're processed. Not the seed oil in them. They're mad from shit and pumped with artificial and modified crap to make them as cheap as possible while still resembling something real. These people need to get over this stupid seed oil bullshit and stop learning everything they know from YouTube and social media.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            FYI

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              oh no not the scawy chemicals 🙁

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Shills paid by the food industrial complex say it's ok, so it must be ok
        People like you are why I keep reinvesting my dividends into Coca-Cola and PepsiCo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ah geez, it's too bad I can't get Vitamin C from anything except red meat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Undercooked ground meat is one of the biggest health risks that exist. That's why mcdonalds makes the patties razor thin.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seed oil isn't the problem. Just avoid added sugar, excessive salt, and saturated fats and you'll be fine. Try to buy from the outside aisles (meat, dairy, produce, bakery) at the grocery store. The inner aisles have much more of the bad stuff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      see

      Why would a plant want their children to be grinded down and eaten by animals? Don't you think they might have developed a defense mechanism to discourage this?

      Plants can't move so what's the next best thing as a defense mechanism?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who says they don't like fast food is a liar, it's Hyperpalatable food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just say you're dogshit at cooking steak. You're supposed to salt it and let it rest half an hour before cooking it you, Mr. "I need my food NOW!". Have you ever thought about the fact that cooking food in minutes might not be comptible with good human health?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >is a pretty good burger for what it is
    it's $8.39 mr moneybags!
    bullshit fastfood is not worth that price
    that's not to say I wouldn't try one if you'r buying

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