Heineken or Stella Artois?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heineken is a beer for the selfish and Stella is a beer for friends

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Both disgusting. Get a good Pilsener, Czech Lager or Bavarian Helles. French and Dutch Beer sucks BIG TIME. You have to go more East

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You realize this is a thread for cheap piss beer right

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        in sweden a stella costs way more than for example a paulaner and most german beers

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is because yuropoors don't understand that America has cheap macrobrews, high quality micro and not so micro independent brews. Like what you drink every day we consider trailer trash beer. The culture is not the same, although I'd imagine Krauts have their own favorite local breweries despite them being heavily government regulated.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >in sweden, stella is more expensive than better german beers
            >that's because you don't understand how beer in america works
            ?????
            besides being completely irrelevant, the beer they drink daily in europe is not considered trailer trash beer by US standards. this has more to do with you not understanding beer in europe than him not understanding beer in america.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the beer they drink daily in europe is not considered trailer trash beer by US standards
              I'm an American and I say it is.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                that just makes you wrong

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, what you are doing is the equivalent of going to a McDonald's and thinking it's "authentic American cuisine". American microbrews absolutely blow away European beer.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon, i've had plenty of american micros as well as lots of european beers. they both can be excellent and both can be shit. the weird thing is why you brought up american beers in general in a thread discussing european beers, seriously where did that come from

                This is because yuropoors don't understand that America has cheap macrobrews, high quality micro and not so micro independent brews. Like what you drink every day we consider trailer trash beer. The culture is not the same, although I'd imagine Krauts have their own favorite local breweries despite them being heavily government regulated.

                , you sound needlessly obsessed

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >discussing european beers
                Stella is an ab inbev beer, are you moronic? Nothing European about it. It's literally owned by brazilians. Heineken is an equally multinational monstrosity.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually heineken is Brazilian now as well, I just looked it up lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yuropoors are such npcs theyre drinking sopa de macacao and don't even know it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the plant being owned by Brazilians makes a product Brazilians
                Israel must be the most industrially productive country in the world

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >owned by brazilians
                >manufactured by brazilians
                >ITS... UM... ITS BELGIAN

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally a belgium beer that its conglomerate owners now happen to be brazilian. You are genuinely fricking stupid. Seek help.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not the point, the point is that Americans consider European piss exports to be more avante garde than say bud. They're all piss water, but Americucks think the Europe piss like stella is fancier when it isn't.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm an American
                Oh well

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >american beer
                don't reply to my post ever again

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you post a reddit image

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm an American
                i'm so sorry

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The thing is anon when you've lived in a mental institution all your life, what you consider sane in insane to other people.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I'm in Europe right now and having Heineken everywhere is a pretty pleasant change compared to dive bars in America only having some pisswater-lite and jefe.

      I like Stella for special occasion or when craving a sweet lager, and I enjoy Heineken for a casual beer or even medium heavy drinking in dive bars where beer costs like $1.5 a pint and getting smashed in <$20

      This is correct however if you have any taste and aren't a degenerate alcoholic (or you want to pretend not to be one in public)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has never had Chimay.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hertog jan is ok between the standard beers. Grolsch fricking sucks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hertog"OnlyMaltz" Jan

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peroni

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grolsch. Now kys immediately

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/LjMD4FS.jpg

      Becks.

      https://i.imgur.com/pNjcYq6.jpg

      Euro trash

      https://i.imgur.com/0l6A9x9.jpg

      efes

      These all suck wiener

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a belgian I can say that while Stella is shit, drinking Heineken is basically the same as drinking the piss of a Stella drinker.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're both fricking disgusting

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sloppa for sportsball fan subhumans.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Becks.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >But what about america
    >Can we please talk about america
    lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      Seriously though, what is the 'best' pissbeer?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heineken for actual alkies, 10 pints then a nice drive home or to town till 7am

    Stella for weekend binge drinking wanker who is probably not and has never been a well rounded person.

    if its in a bottle then there will be a 12 pack somewhere in the house and they probalby have kids.

    Both shit beer, heineken is drinkable.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK THAT SHIT

    PABST.
    BLUE.
    RIBBON!!!

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, I'd pick warm tapwater, over either of these crap beers.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i decided to switch it up from Busch Light and buy some "nice" beer today and it tastes like shit and costs twice as much!
    never again

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stella is just skunked Heineken. Now you know.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Euro trash

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Owning Euros by posting a beer created by Germans in America

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    efes

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stella the wife beater.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vinohradsky is the best.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should drink a proper American beer instead. Can't stand the shitty eur*pean gutter juice

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to get home to drink a nice la Chouffe and also some Havana Club 7 Years. After that, since I decided to give up Alkohol for Lent, I will be a teetotaler for a while.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like heneken but stella is like an old comfy friend to me. always goes down well no matter how bad the hangover. the only beer i drink in the shower.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    beer should only be Belgian

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dutch beer still best on the planet
    Hertog Jan or frick off, israelites

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    German beer is the best. 2nd are Holland and Belgium. That being said Heineken and Stella are both shit, especially the Stella that has lower alcohol and brewed in England.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old style

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