Hello there growing teenager, it’s 10:20am, here’s your lunch.
You get out of here at 3pm, and remember that food is strictly forbidden outside of the cafeteria
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Hello there growing teenager, its 10:20am, heres your lunch.
What sort of country feeds this to their kids?
USA
Also correct
the greatest one
3rd worlders in denial.
america is a business and americans are cattle
And israelites are the ranchers
literal pill addicted gay morons who work at schools which is everyone there
bunch of worthless fricking pedophiles
Wanna see what Europeans feed their kids? Pic related.
It's not great but it's not whatever the frick OP's is.
Nice looking potato, just needs some sour cream and chives.
one who doesn't care about them
They aren't "kids". They're "educational contract units". If they wanted better food their parents should have paid us more money.
weimerica also known as the sodomy soverignty
land of the mother fricking free brother helllll yeah
The United States of America, aka the greatest failed experiment in human history.
Ever heard of Trotskyism? What about Maoism? The Khmer Rouge? The Nokia N-Gage?
If the N-Gage had been closer to what the PSP was it could have been a major hit.
a terrible one that should die violently
What does glorious Russia feed its children?
ROCK AND DIRT, BUT ONLY WHEN WE CAN AFFORD ROCK
bullshit, you only get one packet of ketchup
Been a long time since I have been in school and don’t have any siblings that are either, do they still try to pass off a handful of chips and a couple drips of cheese as a lunch?
Yes
HS teacher here and I can confirm yes.
>thinking we would get that after Obamafood
Do yanqui really do this?
eating at 10:20am
eating that
forbidding outside food
all of it is fricked
>eating at 10:20a
Really depends on the school. Large population schools have to split up lunch times, so you have some who go at 10:20 and others who go at 11:30. Usually you get 20 mins of lunch, at least 10 of which are spent standing in line waiting for your lunch
>eating that
Yes. There was a big push for kids to eat healthy, which the government based on calories only
>forbidding outside food
Usually no, you can bring your own lunch. You just can’t eat it outside of your lunch period.
my school did the split lunch thing because of the size too, but they gave us an hour and 15 minutes.
our lunches were also at 11am and 12:15.
guess I was just lucky
When I was in HS the school was over capacity, one class had an extended period for lunch. I believe it was like 11-1:20 or so. Anyway that time was split between 5 lunch groups, each one filled the cafeteria almost entirely. People unfortunate enough to be last in line often had to stay into the next lunch period because by the time they sat down it was time to switch already
And in the 4 years I was there this system never improved
I live in GA in a suburb of Atlanta and this was also my reality.
I went to McEachern for my sophomore year, and South Cobb for my junior and senior years.
McEachern was not so bad when my parents were growing up. South Cobb might as well be a school in Guadalajara today.
Hello fellow Cobb bro. Harrison for Freshman year and it was stupid overcrowded. Like a sea of trailers in the parking lot. Went to Hillgrove once it opened.
>Outside food
Really depended on the teacher. I remember when I was 17 I ate an entire pizza during US History. Of course if the food was too distracting then there'd be limits. At 18 during my government class I pulled out a steaming piece of salmon. Had to put it away since the teacher thought that was too ridiculous.
Around here it was a strict ban because it was always a huge distraction. If you rustled a bag of chips you immediately became the center of attention
Administration was strict on it too, so even if a teacher didn’t care, they didn’t want to risk an admin walking in and seeing you eating cause then they get in trouble
>Administration was strict on it too, so even if a teacher didn’t care, they didn’t want to risk an admin walking in and seeing you eating cause then they get in trouble
I swear school was like a fricking prison.
Because it is, at least in the US. You are the state’s responsibility from 7a-3p. And a lot of people who work in schools let that bit of power go straight to their head
it makes jail easier though. it's pretty much just 24 hour high school if you grew up in a shitty neighborhood.
That would make sense if most jail bound nigs didnt drop out immediately or get blown away in a gang fight
If anything, I'd say prison is the better environment. At least prisons punish inmates for causing trouble to discourage shit. School though? You might get a detention which just involves sitting around in a classroom for an hour (the same shit you're doing anyways) or maybe a letter sent home (to parents who don't give a shit). Suspensions? They'd thank you for the extra freedom.
Depends on the school. I graduated highschool last year, but... Public highschool where I was was super lax on everything. Food was decent. But I'd eat any sloppah you'd throw at me. When I was a wee lad I'd look forward to the za on Fridays but in highschool I realized how shit they were.
Then I flunked Algebra and they had to send me to a remediary school which was fricked. Literally made you take off shoes and your belt and get wanded like at the airport. They'd also make you put your cell phone in a paper envelope and they'd put them in bins separated by class and lock them up all day. Genuinely awful experience.
>Usually you get 20 mins of lunch, at least 10 of which are spent standing in line waiting for your lunch
Lunch was always 30 minutes for us
>t. midwestern suburbs
My daughter just started kindergarten and her lunch time is 1:48 PM…….. the frick???
Does she do full days? When I was in kindergarten we only had half days.
If not 1:48 is moronic because in about an hour they are going home anyway
>My daughter just started kindergarten
does her school have uniforms
No I took her out of private school to go to a dual language immersion charter but they didn’t tell us about the crap lunch times. Seems like torture
what's the teacher like
Yeah it was similar for mine, like what's the fricking point
You’ve condemned your daughter to a horrible future.
He did that six years ago when he came inside m8 that ship sailed.
>yanqui
Oh, you're mexican.
no he's a based as frick godspeed you! black emperor fan
Ketchup is a vegetable.
you don't use plates in USA?
Nope we use styrofoam trays
What’s this LARP about there not being enough food? Even the poorest kids in the poorest districts are fat fricks.
Question the taste or quality, but a high schooler is getting like 1500-2000 calories between breakfast and lunch. Those parents crying about how their180 pound 11 year old who came home hungry are full of shit.
All the fat kids ate free lunch and the majority of kids who brought lunch were average size.
Of course their fat lard of a child came home hungry when their typical meals rival that of a large adult.
If you have ever seen examples of shopping in a food desert (which is most ghetto areas due to crime), you will understand why. Shaneequa goes to the corner store and spends all her SNAP on off brand soda, chips and cereal for her 6 kids. They probably are genuinely hungry because all they ever eat is pure garbage that does nothing but make them obese
>Those parents crying about how their180 pound 11 year old who came home hungry are full of shit.
No they're right about what happened, their child came home hungry.
They're simply moronic for not knowing why the kid is hungry (because if you eat garbage junk food you'll be hungry in 2 hours) and fixing it with oatmeal and vegetables.
Bread with butter and cheese, a piece of dry saucage, a piece of fruit and/or a pickle has been my standard lunch for over 20 years now.
Can't Americans just give food to their children? It's clear the schools want them dead.
American parents hate their children just as much if not more so than the schools.
You only wish your children had the resources we give ours.
Majority of parents think school is an all expense paid daycare for their kid for 12 years. Even daring to suggest they make their kid lunches will be met with hostility
>Majority of parents think school is an all expense paid daycare for their kid for 12 years.
because it is
>Buy loaf of bread
>Not white cake, I mean real whole grain bread, no sugar
>Buy block of cheese
>Buy bag of apples
>Buy jar of pickles
>Buy bunch of dry sausage.
Now you have lunches for the whole family for at least the whole week, you fatsos moronos.
you realize there are places where those foods aren't available right
Like inner Congo?
in a way yeah
It was a trick question, they do have food in inner Congo.
Where do you live where the most basic foods are unavailable? Do you even have meat where you live?
lol do they really?
Most retailers flee from inner city areas due to the losses from theft and vandalism being more than the profit they make. This makes the only nearby sources for food gas station quick shops. Some in the ghetto do carry meat, but all their products are the absolute bottom of the barrel. The concept of whole grain bread there is non existent
What is taking a bus to another neighborhood once or twice a week? This isn't rocket science, people.
No time between getting your nails did, getting your hair did, and getting your lashes did
Well, it’s many places in the US, however their demographic and crime rates are comparable to the Congo
Always blaming the Black for your own failings, eh Amerifat?
It has nothing to do with me, I don’t live in the ghetto where the only source of food is the quickie mart with bulletproof windows
So most Ameritards are actually capable of making daily wholesome lunches for their kids, but they don't? It is as I expected.
White families do, or they simply don’t have to due private schools having actual kitchen staff. The majority of the kids in public school these days are brown
Chicongo
Uhhh sweaty, some of us work a 12 hour shift as a CNA, we don’t have time to shop and be a chef
>tfw you get home from a 12 (with an hour of unpaid overtime on both ends obviously) of wiping obese old people's asses just to wipe your obese children's asses
Arent CNAs paid pretty decently?
Lmfao no, it’s barely above min wage. Actual real nurses make decent pay, CNAs are a job you just need a pulse to land because you don’t do any real medical things, unless you consider the removal of poopy to be medical
No
everything about cnas is depressing
Nope. Why do you think there's such a frick-huge shortage of nursing staff like EMT's, nurse aids, clinic staff, nurse practitioners, maitenance people and doctors?
Every nurse I know works 4 on, 3 off, 3 on, 4 off you lazy sack of underpaid shit
What the frick are you talking about and why is this something to brag about?
I pay 1600 a month for my child's schooling. If they served that shit, I would be pissed.
Most schools do not provide a place to keep lunches cool, and a cold pack only goes so far. Plus, a number of schools have implemented 'no brown bag' policies due to risk of food allergies.
>a number of schools have implemented 'no brown bag' policies due to risk of food allergies.
You mean because little Timmy might hide his 9mm in it
my school only allowed clear backpacks and closed all but two of the exits because there were only a certain number of metal detectors. one time a bunch of samoans chased a couple mexican guys through the hall with knives in the middle of class. thanks for reading my blog.
Im glad that I finished high school on the tail end of things still being relatively normal. Some shootings had already happened, but the ones in the 00s were far enough apart that they didn’t trigger alarmist measures like clear bags, metal detectors and closing off all the exits
there was a shooting at my middle school but a couple years after I left
There was one at my high school a year after I left, but it was just one kid who blew the head off a single teacher who was giving him a hard time. He wasn’t there for anyone else and never attempted to involve anyone besides that one teacher
>clear bags
Is this a real thing? A big part of the enjoyment of high school was doing bad shit which often involved things you hid in your backpack. Where are kids supposed to put their drugs these days?
they lock most of the bathrooms now too. it's no wonder kids are all psychopaths when you look at the environment they're growing up in
They locked the bathrooms when I was in HS too. Someone kept dropping monster shitlogs and clogging up the system every day, so they made everyone who went to the bathroom sign in and then inspected afterwards to identify the mega pooper
>he had poop inspection day
Well don’t leave us wondering, did they ever find the culprit
No they did not. Their draconian bathroom laws pushed me to start shitting in an unused supply closet. Upon discovery of the many logs left there, the bathroom rules were lifted to discourage further closet shitting
SWEEP IT UP, JANNY
What were they even going to do, could they discipline someone for shitting overly large logs?
Im not sure what their endgame was actually.
You type this on Culinaly. Please see the irony. This and the internet at large is the major issue.
yeah but Culinaly never murdered anybody that didn't deserve it (mostly)
It radicalized alot of people. I've been here since 2010 and no longer mess with anything but Culinaly and Culinaly because I'm old and aged out of /b/.
Culinaly radicalized nobody. That's a media term to shift the blame from the killer to his environment in the same way vidya and music are blamed.
But sp has sucked since like 2013
>Where are kids supposed to put their drugs these days?
In their anuses, I guess.
Even if we pack a lunch for the kids, depending on their age it could be considered not cool so they just pick at the school lunch or don't eat.
The problem my kids have is that their "modern" schools have done away with lockers, etc., because they don't have books, just iPads. This means if they bring a lunch, they have to carry it all day between classes and such.
When I was in HS over a decade ago, most people refused to take a locker. There was usually no reason to take the books with you aside from math, and everyone taking solidarity on not having lockers discouraged teachers from assigning books
>they have to carry it all day between classes and such.
perhaps they could have some sort of bag. Maybe a bag that they could carry on their back.
We shall call it... The Snackpack.
20 years wtf? why aren't you buying your own food now?
Buying lunch is lazy as frick, anon. It takes five minutes to make a sandwich and stick it in a box with some fruit and veg, and you can control exactly what you're eating.
why make the effort when you can just spend more money on them programs?
This is also some little b***h ordering. This is likely the vegetarian option. No school nachos anywhere in America come without Sysco Goyslop meat, tasteless tomatoes and sour cream.
I don’t recall the reason, but I do remember there being periods where nacho day didn’t come with goyslop meat. Then eventually it would come back, then it would go away again
The problem with school lunches in the US is not complacency or hate, it's two things:
1. Reimbursement Rate
2. Nutritional Requirements
When you buy a school lunch all the student is really paying for is the school's labor. The food is all reimbursed at a rate of about $3.25. And, typically, that $3.25 does not go entirely to food cost. Most school lunches will come in somewhere around $1 to $1.50 food cost, and the rest goes to various other costs (transportation, 3rd party labor, overhead, etc.).
Additionally, the nutritional requirements for the National School Lunch Program or Child and Adult Care Food Program are sort of insane. What you can serve is strictly determined by credits for whole grains or meat/meat alternates, and ridiculous fruit/vegetable subgroups.
When all is said and done, your kid's school lunch is whatever can be cobbled together for $1 or so food cost typically from a small range of ingredients or products that have what's called a CN (Child Nutrition) Label, which is certification that a product/ingredient meets the elaborate nutritional requirements. It can be quite difficult to make things from scratch because of this requirement for documentation; it requires scientific food-lab-tier analysis of recipes.
Want better school lunch in the US? Have the government chill the frick out with the nutritional documentation requirements, and increase the reimbursement rate to $5. Either that, or get your school to run it's own (expensive) food service program and get ready for you kid to pay $7-8 for their lunch every day.
Or just pack a lunch for your kids, you subhuman morons.
Parents are busy enough as it is working full time slavery jobs
>The problem with school lunches in the US is not complacency or hate
It is very much a problem of hate and you have to be blind or willfully ignorant to pretend it's not happening.
Well, being that I work in the industry and actually explained everything in detail, I don't know what you're fricking talking about and you must be a homosexual.
the lunchroom wagie has spoken
Lunchlady Doris, the children are becoming restless. Add more bromide to the slop.
Anon is right about the facts, but idk you can't just blame it on over-regulation. The fact that we even do this food 'token' system in the first place is evidence of something much more complicated.
Oh PLEASE give it a fricking rest, will you?
Nobody believes this shit anymore.
>Nobody believes this shit anymore.
[citation needed]
poor people deserve poor people food
So let’s say we toss out all the regulation. Would that improve things, or just encourage schools to make lunch even cheaper to pocket more of that cash?
When I was in high school in the 90s, we had a Burger King and a McDonald’s inside the school. They had a truncated menu, but they had all the high demand items. And every single day the line for them was packed. I’m sure plenty of fast food places would gladly set up shop in high schools, even giving a cut to the school they still clean up. Idk if it’s better for kids to eat that shit every day, but it surely is better than what’s in the OP
I graduated in 2007 and the whole time i was there papa johns brought breadsticks every thursday
What high school/where
>let’s say we toss out all the regulation
I wouldn't suggest going that far. I'm not fan of regulation, but I would say that the regulation in place should be more financially-based than nutritionally-based. I would recommend requiring documentation that a certain percentage of the reimbursed cost of meals goes towards food cost. Nobody or no entity is just arbitrarily feeding the worst food to children, they do it because they spend less money on shitty food while still hitting nutrition requirements. (In OP's photo the chips count as 2 ounces Whole Grain, the cheese sauce 2 ounces Meat/Meat Alternate, the French Fries count as a 1/2 cup serving of potatoes, canned fruit, and milk.)
so you're saying they need to cut military spending and increase education spending
holy shit, my school food was always a balanced plate of real food, mind you Im brazilian
How much does a school lunch cost now anyways? When I was a kid it was $1.25.
A decade ago it was $1.65
t. fat kid who could stand to eat a few less calories
In the end this makes that issue worse. Kids starve at school so they go home and gorge on garbage just to make up for a pitiful lunch
All I see is fat fricks blaming black people for the problems their own laziness and hedonism have caused. I will go to bed now, I must work tommorow.
Good day to you fat asses. Eat more fruit and vegetable, you will have more energy and less pain.
>I will go to bed now, I must work tommorow.
sleep tite lil israeliteer
It's also midnight in Turkey and Ethiopia and I'm pretty sure none of those places are israeli so what's your point here
take it easy chaim you'll still get paid
ethiopia isn't on Culinaly, and turks don't have jobs
I had to go to sleep early because I had to work early. Keep blaming others for your failings, amerifat. You will never be a swampBlack person like me. You don't have the guts.
>junior and senior year
>get in car and drive to nearby restaurant
I don’t think anything in this life can recapture that feeling of freedom and power
I used to walk to a gas station and buy a corn dog with my friends. they were fricking delicious.
Yea I don’t know how to describe it, something about leaving school to get food made it taste better
>couple months ago
>had to pick up my sister from my old high school
>haven’t been in there in about 8 years
>when I was there could freely access the building, but security sat at the front desk and stopped any non teenagers
>walk in and the entire building is sealed off, immediately harassed by security
>one way in one way out
I think I had my first boomer moment then when I felt sad that my sister, as well as my future kids, will never experience school the way I did since now they all have to be locked down like a prison
>when I was [a teenager attending the school] could freely access the building
>when I was [not a teenager attending the school] could not freely access the building
When I was a teenager attending the school there wasn't a fricking security guard at the front desk and they trusted us enough to be back in class by the time our lunch break was over - and back in my day it was a full period's worth of time - forty minutes. Some schools even had an hour.
School has pretty much always been a pipeline to train useful servitors to fit into modern society but these days schools are literally run like prisons, complete with clear backpacks metal detectors at the door because thugs and CIA spooks kept bringing in weapons.
Image unrelated I just had the window open.
>excel saga
My homie. Used to steal the manga from my sister to fap to.
That’s not what I meant. NO ONE can freely enter or exit the building. Even if a kid managed to sneak out a side door, they would never make it back in.
Same, I used to be able to walk in to the school gym on weekends or access my locker if I forgot something. Now to visit a teacher from my alma mater, you practically need to submit it ahead of time and have security clearance.
Chuds did this.
I was in high school in the mid 2000s and this is bullshit
all they ever served us was pizza and french fries
now my full time job is literally to deliver 30 pizzas to the same high school I went to 5 days a week
I wish I was joking
Does the school buy them, or is it students using meme food apps? I know that’s an issue around here where the entire district changed policy that students can’t order food to the school
>be an elementary student
>has a delicious chicken sandwich with smiley fries and good chocolate milk
>out of nowhere they replace it with a spicy one that isn't as good and get rid of smiley fries and sometimes has sweet potato fries which are shit
>goes to middle school and high school
>it's the same thing with the occasional smiley fries
I can handle spice better now than back then, but damn I wish I knew the brand of chicken patties they used. Shit was good.
Anyone ever had these in school? I had these with an orange juice carton for the morning breaks they had. I always wanted to buy these for home since the makers of these let consumers buy it too, but they only sell them in cases of 25 and are like $60 bucks. Not worth it. Why can't they just sell these in stores in smaller packs so I can bake it, these frickers make Superpretzel so there's no excuse as that's sold in stores.
There was also one called Super Donut which was a warm sugary glazed type donut, so fricking good. Tasted kind of mapley in a way.
The donut was also a vitamin supplement. Way to sneak vitamins into kids. It’s ok room temp, but great warmed in the microwave with coffee.
Probably Tyson.
https://www.tysonfoodservice.com/products/chicken/filets-patties/10055670928
That's from their K-12 menu.
The regular consumer version is pick related.
at what point does this shit get more unhealthy then the fast food it was a replacement for?
The moment the government got involved and based it around the food pyramid
You're forgetting plates aren't the only thing that can be thrown if someone truly wanted to throw things just for shits and giggles you racist
You are correct, the silverware is also plastic so those can’t be thrown or used for gang retaliation
Why don't you take your own lunch (not excusing this joke of a meal)
I ate lunch at noon because I went to a white school
Who's we? What did you do personally to lift a finger for black people? Or any white person for that matter. Most white people I see these days are barely able to help themselves as it is being stuck in middle class hell and what not.
>Who's we?
whites
>What did you do personally to lift a finger for black people?
taxes
Whites wouldn’t struggle nearly as much if half our paychecks didn’t go to taxes, which are funneled directly to blacks
Chips AND crisps?
This is from a high school with an alacart line. My school had 2 main lines where you could get the main entree of the day, 2 short order lines that everyday served alternatives of burgers, chicken sandwiches and fries, and a healthy options line that just had salads, grilled chicken wraps etc, and then also the Alacart snack bar that served nachos w/chz, pretzels w/chz, slushies, etc. Payment was loaded on your school ID by a check my dad would give me and I could spend it how I liked but it had to last me like 2 weeks each time.
If this was the main entree taco meat was available but refused by whoever took the pic.
When I was in school it was either the lunch choice of the day or PBJ. Some days genuinely had nachos and nothing else as the main course, though it did come with a literal orb of mystery meat on top
What sort of country doesn't allow food outside the cafeteria? We had vending machines all over the school in the 90s, even .
>90s
Yea, school wasn’t a prison camp until the early 00s. Our school had vending machines, but they were disabled during school hours
When I was in HS, they used to sell this really kickass energy drink. It was a “healthy” one, so it wasn’t a pound of sugar like Monster, but probably was still shitty for you.
Anyway, I stole one about every day until the checkout lady started to catch on. Shit was good, but I can’t remember what it was called and looking through energy drinks at stores leads to nothing I recall. Anyone know what I’m talking about?
>low fat milk
>all the fat chips
why?!
the fat in the choccy milk should be better for you than the old bloody fry oil they used for those chips
Schools have some deal with farmers where their subpar milk gets sold to them.
There is also so much government overreach that micromanages calories on school lunches you get all kinds of dumb shit
Always kind of jarring to see people who didn't go to private schools talk about the food. It's a double edged sword but still, it's like i'm peering into another dimension.
a filipino guy pulled a knife on me in the back row of a chaotic 9th grade biology class because I wouldn't buy stolen pornography from him
I said double edged sword for a reason. More than half the students, teachers and administrators in all the schools I had been to acted like psychopaths.
But frankly i'm not sure that would be much different in a public school.
I went to private school for most of my school life until I went to the local public school for high school.
The private school obviously had way WAY more money to throw around but honestly the students were a lot worse, lots more bullying and general shittiness there compared to the public high school where most of the kids were chill.
Also despite having loads of cash the food at the private school wasn't all that great either, better than public but they weren't offering anything gourmet. I think most of the money went towards construction projects and events there.
>the students were a lot worse, lots more bullying and general shittiness there compared to the public high school where most of the kids were chill.
damn same thing happened to me, switched from private to public in the middle of high school and had a much better time at public school. Even the teachers were nicer which made them more approachable so I was less stressed out asking for help. I had money stolen from me twice in private school but never in the public one, and my old private school friends did way more drugs than my public school friend who barely did any
Reminder, the school district makes the actual decision about how to comply with the guidelines in the school lunch program. You can literally run for school board in your local area and focus on improving them if you really care
Good luck winning. The people on the board fight fierce to keep their spots, and running on a campaign about lunches won’t get you far
Depends where you're at. Maybe if you're in a big metro, but if you're just in some 100k pop city? Not that hard
>its Garfield pizza day
Lmao I went to private schools my whole life, our lunches were never that shitty. There would always be one part of the meal with a decent amount of meat. Even if it was just pizza with pepperonis or something
The school gave us an amenities room with kettles and microwaves to use during our senior years so most of us just ate cup noodles or whatever. Had a cup of tea or coffee with lunch every day too
Oh yeah and we could sit wherever we wanted and smoked cigarettes down by the batting cages.
You seppos are fricken are weird man
so this is what an off topic Culinaly thread looks like...
Threads like these make me grateful that my parents put me through private school.
I always gave up on the shitty food because my school let us get a pass to go to the library during lunch if we wanted, so I'd go chug a powerade from the drink machine and would then go frick around on the library computers instead.
I did the same, id eat breakfast at about 7a, then eat NOTHING all the way till about 3:30p. Id have a drink in there but that’s it. I can’t even get close to doing that anymore, no idea how I did that for years and years
Thinking back, I have no idea how I survived childhood/teen years
>wake up at 6:30a
>drink glass of milk and eat breakfast donuts
>go to school
>eat literally nothing all day
>at lunch have one tiny jug of milk
>go home
>as a kid, I would usually just eat chips or other junk food after school
>as a teenager I usually wouldn’t eat anything till about 7pm
The thing was, I never really felt hungry or weak during this time. That was why I didn’t eat, I didn’t feel the need to
I used to be similar. I just did not like eating the bland slop at school, and we got so little time to eat anyway it wasn’t even worth the trip.
Once I got to college and could access their decent cafeteria any time, I realized how much I was fricking myself over from a fitness gains standpoint by not eating properly. Unfortunately that means I have lost the ability to go essentially the entire workday without eating, but it’s for the best.
A school forged talent I do miss though was being able to not use the bathroom for about 9 straight hours. I hated going into the school bathroom because they were always gross and never cleaned, so I trained myself to never have to go at school. Cant do it anymore, likely just from getting older
Are you alive now?
Did these little childhood events strike you so harsh that you can now longer function as an adult?
No, it’s just as an adult I got into proper nutrition, and looking back at how little I was eating in my younger years is concerning
>Bragging about not eating for 5 hours
Do americans ?
What do serve in your country?
I'm sure it's dirty water and goat testicles served with stale bread
You wither bring your own food or buy a pie or sausage roll from the canteen
Can you show me the pie or sausage roll from the canteen?
you can bring your own lunch you poortard lmfao
If we are serving food anyway why not put in a tiny bit of effort to have it not be slop?
When I was in school the nachos had meat on them but they'd give you meatless ones like that if you asked for them. You also got a green salad along with the milk and fruit/juice and sometimes a bonus treat like an orange sherbet/vanilla cup or those weird triangular fruit ice pops. Then again I lived in a state that actually funded their public schools so we had a huge variety of entrees to chose from plus the salad/snack line and the student store that sold all kinds of candy, soda, ice cream/smoothies, bagel sandwiches and, on fridays, papa johns pizza.
Not sure why they got fries, should've been a veggie with dog food nacho 'meat'. School I work at offers free breakfast and lunch, and free lunches over the summer for children. Yes I live in a poor town, I grew up here.
I also eat the same shit they eat every work day to save money, most of it is stuff you get from normal stores like Tyson chicken or Pillsbury bagel bites for breakfast. Not every county operates the same either.
Fries are a vegetable
What's the issue?
Nachos and cheese is the protein
Fries are the vegetable
Globohomogenised chocolate milk is the dairy
And one slice of fruit in jelly is the fruit.
Egg roll day always gave me rancid, liquid shit
We used to have hoagie day, it was a 6inch bun with tons of lettuce, tomato, white chedder cheese and ham and mayo.
EVERYONE bought a lunch on that day
Funny
I used to siddle up to my friends in line and then steal the bags of chicken nuggets. we'd all divide my stash once we got back to the table. Or just throw them across the caferteria
Shit.... my High school had a Dunkin Donuts, Wendys, KFC, McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell
Carl's jr, Arbys
Did you go to the school at the mall or some shit?
So is school lunch peak goyslop?
Absolutely.
I’m glad my mom loves me and packed me a lunch every day
My highschool had open campus at lunch, so you could just frick off home to eat, or to get food elsewhere.
In middle school we had a buffet thing with burgers and pizza and whatever if you could afford it.
I always skipped lunch since my mom gave me 20 bucks a week (this went a long way on food 20 years ago,) and saved up my money for video games.
>americans pay for school lunch
I am literally a third worlder and i don't have to do this, and they don't give the kids disgusting slop like this either
who cares what they eat? they're just going to get shot and killed by some gun toting mentally ill alt right teenager
That's just it. Good food and quality time at the table with family and or peers is the first step in solving this. You don't have to like them. And you don't have to like Brussels sprouts either. But you have to go through the ritual. There's a very good reason why it's "sacred" (by lack of a better word) around the globe and through the ages: it builds better people.
We need to slash teachers salaries and boost funds for nutrition.
>school removed ice cream vacuum vending machines and soda machines
>everyone forced to eat school provided food
>no smuckers uncrustables because one kid allergic to nuts
>food sucks ass because frick these kids
>kids only getting those big ass chocolate muffins so they get rid of them wtf
>kids in shambles
>southern high school so kids are going jimmy raven on the black principal
>final straw was someone putting empty KFC buckets on principal parking space
>decides to get actual food for cafeteria during final semester
The moral of the story is that bullying works
My high school was half a mile from a Pizza Hut, back in the mid 90s when they still offered their all you can eat buffet and the quality hadn't gone to shit. You didn't even need to walk if you were feeling lazy, as there were always seniors around who'd be willing to give others students a lift. Sophomore year the principle started driving down to the Pizza Hut randomly several times per week and handing out detentions to any students he caught there eating lunch, and by Senior year the place had shut down. Such a damn shame, place had a nice little arcade room too.
Fun fact: Most public schools in America buy food from the same companies that deliver food to prisons.
So you have middle aged Mexican c**ts serving prison food to kids and teenagers in most cases.
There's actually a disturbingly high number of similarities between how prisons and schools are ran in the US
Of course they are; the whole point of schools is to prepare the student's for their lives as adults.
That's what happens when you corral a bunch of random people from the general population into a building who don't want to be there, feed them, keep them inside, while not being allowed to kick out morons and psychos. Schools and prisons are the only places like this. No other result is possible.
At my school they served barbecued pulled pork with nacho cheese melted on it and would give you a bag of extremely salty tortilla chips to eat with it. Kind of like OP's picture but better.
We'd also have greasy as frick fried chicken drumsticks with hush puppies. Those shits were so good but so greasy.
Also sometimes they'd make funnel cake without the sugar or something like that and serve it with popcorn chicken and call it chicken and waffles. I assume they take waffle batter and just squirt it on the flat top.
In school I had a vegan girlfriend who would go in line and grab the meat and she'd give it to me. Shit was so cash.
When I went to school there was no food provided. Just a shop to buy crappy food that most people only used it sometimes. They usually brought food from home, or were like me and had a nice breakfast and didn't need to eat again until after school.
Amerigay here. My high school let kids who didn't have lunch periods eat during whatever class. I hated lunch because I hated most of my fellow students so I just packed my schedule.
That was in the late oughts so idk how it is now.