Hello wildcats. What are the last 3 meals you prepared?

Hello wildcats. What are the last 3 meals you prepared?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "ready for you to eat it"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Costs about a dollar. It'll turn out great.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasn’t this guy a child rapist or something

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he didnt really do anything bad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Child rape is bad, anon.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was it really child rape though or did feds just honey trap him posing as a 17 year old girl?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            17 is still child rape

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >REEEE I-IT WAS THE FEDS HE DINDU NUFFIN
            gas all paedos

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have a source to back that up?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was a sex offender, but that means nothing unless you know the context

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean...I'M not a sex offender. Must've done something stupid. At the very least, he's capable of making decisions so bad it puts him on a sex offender registry. Probably not someone worth listening to.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was a sex offender, but that means nothing unless you know the context

      Child rape is bad, anon.

      Was it really child rape though or did feds just honey trap him posing as a 17 year old girl?

      >REEEE I-IT WAS THE FEDS HE DINDU NUFFIN
      gas all paedos

      Do you have a source to back that up?

      It was public urination. Don't know what that still gets people on the sex offender list especially given all of the peeping toms/flashers etc that are way worse, plus the actual sexual assault perps/rapists

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ..pissing in public is a sex crime whaat?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If near a school zone , which it was even thought it was after dark and no childrens present

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes anon, flashing someone is a sex crime, which is technically what public urination is.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thats why respectable drunks make an effort to hide behind a dumpster or something, saw one downtown that went to an intersection and whipped it out to piss like a shameless savage

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Google seems to think that in the places where it is a sexual offense, it's only if there's kids around, and even then some places do specifically require a sexual intent.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're saying its ok to urinate on a child as long as its in public???

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>>
        unless your at a gay parade

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thai curry
    >Fried chicken, mushrooms, peppers, onions, garlic, raisins
    >Add half a can of coconut milk, water, green Thai curry paste
    >Let it simmer, take it off the heat and add crushed cilantro and lime juice
    >Serve with rice or as a soup

    Raspberry shake
    >Mix a couple cups of tufu with a couple cups of frozen raspberries
    >Add water, stevia, a squirt of lime, and blend it all up

    Peanut butter banana shake
    >Frozen ripe bananas
    >Creamy, sugar-free peanut butter
    >Add water, stevia, blend it up

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WEBER COOKS

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm beginning to think this is an off-topic thread...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So tell us what you cooked, homie

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brekkie: Bourdain's eggs and some toast.
    Lunch Julia's chicken diablo, sort off (I made her sauce, but used cut up thing meat) some reheated rice.
    Dinner shitty tacos as we got the kids to baseball and volleyball practice.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *thigh, but thing is funny.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reverse chronilogical order:
    >Dinner tonight: Baked potatoes, roasted veggies w/ olive oil/ lemon pepper (broccoli, zucchini, mushrooms, green beans), kit kat ice cream cone for dessert.
    >Dinner two nights ago: More roasted veggies to go with wife's pulled pork.
    >Breakfast that day: Ham & mushroom omelettes.

    I guess I've been slacking, haven't made breakfast in last 48 hours, we've just been fending for ourselves. Lunch is usually a sandwich (I didn't count that as preparing a meal) and I have a fruit & protein smoothie every day, but again, I wouldn't say that's cooking.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      learn to spell you dumb homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        damn u right, how did I not notice that
        >chronilogical
        chronological

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Roast pork
    Cheeseburger
    Spaghetti Bolognese

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    - A quesadilla made with the leftover refried beans, meat, and pico de gallo from last night's burritos.
    - pita bread and a few little cheese buns but it was the same batch of dough so it counts as one thing.
    - Artisanal sandwich made with home made pita bread, cheddar, bespoke hummus, and some old wilted leftover salad that was starting to pickle in the balsamic vinaigrette.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His criminal history and his death are all made up by Reddit neckfats. If you take a couple minutes to research any of the claims, you'll see the only evidence for it is a supposed screenshot of a sex offender registry page, a "mugshot", and later, an obituary.

    The mugshot was the photo from his student ID, the "screenshot" was just fabricated editing details on an existing page and pasting in his student ID photo. The obituary is an entirely different guy.

    The real Steven Reed, pictured left, is alive and well and still attends alumni events. He was never charged much less convicted of anything (Weber State doesn't accept sex offenders roaming around campus you fricking dumbasses). Quit falling for moronic Reddit shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex offenders are totally allowed to to go college, just like your mom.

      I dont know about the death thing but he for sure was on the sex offender site. We used to link it here back when this was a fresh meme

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, you didn't, you linked to an archive of it, which was actually an archive of a fake page a Redditor threw up just to archive and then immediately took down once he had his snapshot. There's a reason you'll not find one official record of any of it, because it's made up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sex offenders are totally allowed to to go college

        He wouldn't be allowed anywhere near campus, certainly not chilling in the AV club making videos with 17 year olds.

        https://le.utah.gov/xcode/Title77/Chapter27/C77-27-S21.7_1800010118000101.pdf

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Easy to get a waiver for that

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >So your crime was sexual contact with a minor? Here's your "waiver" bruh, enjoy being unsupervised around our thousands of supple young minors.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be steve reed
      >obviously massive alcoholic judging by gut
      >discover I'm pretty good at making quick shitfaced microwave meals for the whole family to enjoy
      >nervously decide to share my discovery with the world, maybe something positive will come out of my abyss of an existence
      >take a day off after hard days work microwaving cheese sauce, grab a beer from the local 7-11
      >oh man still kinda ripped from last night, need a piss
      >end up on the sex offender register

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats why I would always just piss myself in public to not take the chance of getting a piss or exposure charge, its not illegal to have an accident

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Careful guys! Your bishop will pull your temple recommend if he finds out you're posting on Culinaly.

    Reported to the area authority.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breakfast: a bowl of lima bean, broccoli, cauliflower and ham soup (I made a big pot a few days ago)

    lunch: 2 soft-boiled eggs and a spinach and cucumber salad with balsamic vinaigrette

    dinner: salami sandwich with pickles and cheddar cheese and pico de gallo on whole wheat bread

    dessert: 3 medjool dates

    altogether a little over 1,500 calories (I'm on a diet)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everything you made smells like farts. Are you on the Dr Butthole diet?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        beans don't make you fart if you eat them every day
        after about 2 weeks of eating beans the farts go away
        I eat beans every day because they're cheap and I like them

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A woman goes to her doctor and says she is really embarrassed because she is farting all the time but there's no sound and no smell but she's sure people can tell even though there's no sound and no smell.
          The doctor tells her there's really nothing to be concerned about and it's completely normal to pass gas depending on your diet.
          But he tells her he wants her to see an ear and nose specialist

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he can smell her?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bone in pork ribs pan fried with black pepper, powdered garlic and onions, and then just before it's fully cooked, chocolate navel oranges which taste like lime without the sourness.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken curry in crock pot.

    Chicken Chili in crock pot.

    Slow cooked potatos in crock pot

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last to third last:

    Ragú with pasta

    Greek salad with herb-roasted chicken thigh and rice

    Mackerel and tomato sauce with quinoa and a side green salad.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fried eggs, baklava, and pesto shrimp linguine

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon and eggs
    Macaroni cheese
    Bacon and eggs

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One batch of Spritzgebäck.
    And before that a bunch of vegetables, mushrooms, pasta, and some cheese on top in oven-proof glassware. Two times.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Braised beef in red wine and bone broth, had about 2 pounds of pearl onions and a pound of carrots in it, dutch oven for ~3.5 hours.

    White chicken chili from scratch, made a pretty decent first time spicy verde to add to it as part of the liquid, used the meat of a full chicken a coworker smoked for me.

    15 bean soup with roughly 3 pounds of smoked ham hock meat, pound of home made bacon I traded the coworker for some samples of scotch he wanted to try. I'm a heathen, I like to add crushed tomatoes and carrots into mine.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hobo packets
    Bolognese
    Filet mignon with burre maitre d’hotel, scalloped potatoes and roasted sprouts

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chilli cheese

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