Help a burger find new non-burger treats

I recently tried some salty Finnish liquorice bites and this German chocolate with caffeine.
Please do the needful sirs and recommend some treats that are not American so I can try new things.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just eat trash you stupid fat homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How rude

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're probably better off trying one of those subscription services that send you different imported snacks/candies

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno how hard those are to find outside of Norway but there's Smash! It's essentially 3D bugles coated in milk chocolate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3D bugles
      So normal bugles?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hory shieto even the packaging is 3D

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have merely scratched the surface when it comes to liquorice, there are so many different products available, not to mention salty liquorice. I hope those aren't ridiculously expensive in the States.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hope those aren't ridiculously expensive in the States
      Salmiakki is overpriced in Shartistan, but it's not too bad if you order online in bulk or for a treat. Nord products are difficult to buy locally except for Ikea, and even they stock only sweet licorice. (Also Ikea stopped selling Kalles, FML.) Ordering online, it's easy to get brands like Fazer, a nice start, but I understand that's pretty weak/tame compared to the more local stuff.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually Fazer is very much local stuff, they just have literally thousands of products. The company is just huge now. It employs over ten thousand people across Finland, Sweden, Russia, Denmark, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania and Japan...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That seems to be the case on Amazon

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont have any advice i just wanted to post a picture of delicious salmiakki

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is the one I tried, it was really good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have merely scratched the surface when it comes to liquorice, there are so many different products available, not to mention salty liquorice. I hope those aren't ridiculously expensive in the States.

      >ammonium chloride
      >ammonia
      Why would anyone want to consume something that smells like cat pee? I'm very confused.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would anyone put their mouth over something that pee comes out of?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    also scho-ka-kola is nice but if you want real chocolate go buy fazer chocolate from finland, best chocolate in northern europe by far.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      check it out, i will purchase some of your fager chocolate from finland. but if you're wrong, i'm going to find you and fuck you up

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some vendors really overhype of the caffeine aspect. It's not bad chocolate, but the entire tin is maybe two shots of espresso, tops.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the dark chocolate version has a higher caffeine content. I got a big pack from Varusteleka for a reasonable price, I work outdoors and usually bring a tin as a snack in my lunchbox which is nice. Plus you can keep the tin and put stuff in it, I use them to sort nuts and bolts.
      You're right though, when it was an army ration it was meant to be eaten half a can or the whole thing at once to actually give you some energy, the Germans would actually dread being issued a bunch of them because it meant they should expect some shit to go down.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        When it was an army ration, it contained methamphetamine

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i liked the piratos salty licorice, where do i go from there, super piratos?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where are you shopping?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        amazon, can't reasonably get it anywhere else in the states

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I searched around for a bit and scandinaviangoods.us seems to have a pretty good selection and the prices aren't *that* outrageous, especially for someone who is after new experiences.

          What else do you like? Is sour candy your thing? What about chocolate? Hard or soft candy?

          I'm going to bed but if this thread is still alive when I wake up, I can give you some recommendations.

          t. Finnbro

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i despise sour. i saw some of those gourmet chocolate covered licorice which i thought would be an interesting combo. as far as hard or soft it doesn't matter

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >scandinaviangoods.us
            Wow, thank you for that

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nimm 2 Lachgummis are my go to (mostly because they're a buck for 150g and they have some added micros so you can feel as if you did something good for you)
    Also
    >Curly Wurly
    >Haribo Frogs
    >Fritt
    >Kalfany Bonbons

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Canada has certain candy/chocolate bar brands that America doesn't

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here are a few ideas for ya, from a scandi perspective:

    Skildpadde (rum filled chocolate)
    Polly (Arrack toffee chocolate, chill them before eating)
    Wally and wiz (winegums)
    Piratos (salty liquirice with a very interstinf mouthfeel)
    Rådne fisk (bonbon candies, very interesting ammonia candy)
    Lakridskonfekt (an interesting chew)
    Labre larver (interesting dragée liquirice)
    Bülow lakrids (interesting liquirice chocolate balls).

    Order a single one of this and that, once in a while, see how you like it..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/JbFFGw1.jpg

      Some British ones that are probably not something you get in the US:

      Aniseed Balls (extremely strong, unique flavour, not to have if you intend on tasting anything else for 30 mins or so)
      Liquorice allsorts (mix of liquorice and sugary bits)
      Dolly Mixtures. Similar to the above but no loqurice
      Sticks of rock (pure sugar, usually minted but can get an insane range of flavours)
      Sugar Mice/pigs/tits/dicks . Even more sugary, like eating an extremely dense, fine sugar cube with some light flavouring. Not joking about those varieties
      Summer creams . crumbly sugary sweets
      Rhubarb and Custard. Two diffferent sweets, a chewy kind or boiled sweet. The boiled sweets are better
      Jelly Babies. Gelatine sweets, only get the maynard basset ones.

      Perfect, this should keep me busy for months, thanks anons

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some British ones that are probably not something you get in the US:

    Aniseed Balls (extremely strong, unique flavour, not to have if you intend on tasting anything else for 30 mins or so)
    Liquorice allsorts (mix of liquorice and sugary bits)
    Dolly Mixtures. Similar to the above but no loqurice
    Sticks of rock (pure sugar, usually minted but can get an insane range of flavours)
    Sugar Mice/pigs/tits/dicks . Even more sugary, like eating an extremely dense, fine sugar cube with some light flavouring. Not joking about those varieties
    Summer creams . crumbly sugary sweets
    Rhubarb and Custard. Two diffferent sweets, a chewy kind or boiled sweet. The boiled sweets are better
    Jelly Babies. Gelatine sweets, only get the maynard basset ones.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's like licorice hard candy.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milch Jumbos from ALDI are pure sex in your mouth. These things have perfected the creamy crispy chocolate bar formular. I don't know if you Murricans have it in your ALDIs. I think they tasted even better in the early 2000s, but I can't tell if they changed the recipe. Import them anyway, they are worth the mantits.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like off-brand Kinder Bueno

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bueno is inferior.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might I interest you in some delicious French Tete de Negre?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      good ol' Negerküsse before SJWs forced everyone to just call them Schokoküsse. Fucking homosexuals.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but now the white versions make more sense. White Black Kisses would be weird.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Patisserie. This is something that the anglosphere has never really mastered and it is the absolute top of the culinary game. I'm sure if you look around you'll find a decent bakery somewhere near you.
    Alternatively, save up some fat American dollars and visit the Netherlands. They have all sorts of things ranging from the really good to the ikker lekker bizarre. I visited Amsterdam and bought some cheese curd beer. Plus, they all speak English.

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