here's a protip from an experienced girl scout cookie enjoyer. freeze your thin mints, they're 100% better cold

here's a protip from an experienced girl scout cookie enjoyer. freeze your thin mints, they're 100% better cold

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ywnbaw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      man hands

      YWBAW

      i googled 'thin mints in freezer' but there werent any good pics because ~~*unknown reasons*~~ so i went with that one, but thanks for the bumps frens
      im a proud ball haver who enjoys cookies

      girl scout hands typed this

      you wish homosexual haha

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice save

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wish you good luck in earning your shitposting badge.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          just one more (you) and i'll have it!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post balls.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dick or GTFO

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbags

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bro is really blaming the israelites for lack of thin mint in freezer search results. Get fricking real bro.

        The second image on google is a full freezer stuffed with girl scout thin mints

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, yeah, he's moronic, but GIS is unbelievably shit nowadays.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        post your balls homosexual.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    man hands

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    YWBAW

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, typo. Somethigs wrog with my key. My L M " " key

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    girl scout hands typed this

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    we know what you are...
    and you know what you will never truly be...

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that's a woman

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If those nails aren't painted then you should see a doctor about your piss poor circulation.
    Also, ur an homosexual.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    here's a pro tip from another experienced girl scout cookie enjoyer: buy tagalongs instead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's not what they're called

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Tug along!
          Don't mind if I do.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If the scouts didn't bake it themselves what's the bloody point?!
    I'm not gonna buy cookies from your slave lab - I mean scouts that are the same mass produced shlop that has about as much to do with the scouts as the burgers from next door!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gross I know hate troonmints.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If the scouts didn't bake it themselves what's the bloody point?!
      I'm not gonna buy cookies from your slave lab - I mean scouts that are the same mass produced shlop that has about as much to do with the scouts as the burgers from next door!

      If those nails aren't painted then you should see a doctor about your piss poor circulation.
      Also, ur an homosexual.

      that's a woman

      you guys are the absolute most moronic reatard morons of all time. its just the first picture from google. this thread was about cookie hacks. why are you indian idiots in my countries speaking my language? why are you so fricking stupid??

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon if you haven't figured out by now that this is the lowest IQ board you are probably a tourist, so leave while you can

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >this is the lowest IQ board
          >>>/x/
          Culinaly is definitely in the top 5 for moronation though. Being an educated cook is painful here. It's all just applied chemistry tailored to individual tastes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This board is pretty stupid but the lowest iq and indian is Culinaly

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah no shit sherlock
        the post sucks so Im going to shitpost in it, the truth of it is irrelevant

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        bad shoop, get better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They need to make a sandwich cookie version of thin mints.

        https://i.imgur.com/mAel5QF.jpg

        Say their name

        Cramwell Debooties

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    did you score with any of the chicks when you were buying them?
    heh hehehe hehehehehehe

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Say their name

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      robert paulson

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cu/ck/let’s still haven’t been fully indoctrinated by xe/xers freaks after all these months

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ywnbaw

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't bought any since they changed the recipes

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does the freezing inhibit or enhance the suction and porosity effect when you bite off opposing ends and use the cookie as a straw in milk?
    Answer please.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the real protip is to buy samoas and tagalongs

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Girls Couts revolves entirely around selling cookies. It's some kind of accepted slave labor and it's brutal. The whole year is preparing to sell cookies, selling cookies, reflecting on cookie sales and formulated a strategy for even more cookies next year. It was so aggressive and unpleasant my friend pulled his daughter out of Girl Scouts altogether and enrolled her in one of the BSA girl packs where she was so much happier.

    They used to be forced to pickup a trunkload of cookies and whatever they didn't sell GSA refused to take back, basically forcing the parents to buy the overstock themselves. One time they were setup outside a Walmart in like 2ºF weather with ice everywhere and the store manager bought all the cookies and made them come inside, and then he called the cops.

    Don't buy any of these fricking cookies, the organization needs to die a painful unceremonious death.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if I hate women? Does that mean I should buy more?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NO it doesn't actually

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Big brain strat here. The short answer is yes. The long answer is you should, but then give the cookies to women as sugar is a poison besides the hydrogenated oils also often in their ingredient lists when I last checked. That way you'll contribute to female premature aging, obesity, diabetes, and coronary disease from the pseudo plastic oil attaching to their arteries. Maybe try and avoid giving them to moms, since they'll invariably feed them to their families and skew what you're going for.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there are no women without men to pawn the cookies off onto, thats what they do they drag you down with them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You could always just dole them out one at a time to make sure the woman eats them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is why the Girl Scouts got so angry when the Boy Scouts started letting girls join. GSA didn't want to lose their army of underage sales slaves. There are lots of people at the GSA headquarter making very nice salaries off of being a cookie sales corporation pretending to be a personal development organization for girls.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah they don't do anything worthwhile at all

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ai generated garbage

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Huh?
      My troop sild enough that we had a girl win some of the really outrageous prizes, but it lasted for two months if the year, and the rest was spent on a mixture of skill development, charitable action, and fun shit.
      Stopped going because we had two leaders and the sweet one died, leaving a shrieking harpy in charge, but the structure wasn't bad.
      Also, we specifically took orders first and THEN sent for cookies to avoid overstock, girls being targeted by criminals, etc.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hey, how's it going

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well my friend's experience with their local troop was very negative

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/o2lxBYI.jpg

      This is why the Girl Scouts got so angry when the Boy Scouts started letting girls join. GSA didn't want to lose their army of underage sales slaves. There are lots of people at the GSA headquarter making very nice salaries off of being a cookie sales corporation pretending to be a personal development organization for girls.

      Yeah, it's crazy how the girl equivalent of a boy-centric pastime is really nothing more than a manipulative profit machine.
      Who'd've thought women could be such selfish monsters?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        don't be like that, anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, stop noticing things. It gets in the way of exploiting children for profit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't so much that women are selfish monsters, its more that they're easily manipulated by selfish monsters and society has labeled trying to protect them from such exploitation as being sexist and misogynist. I'm willing to bet the people who own the company that owns the GSA are all ((men)).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It seems it's always been women, but until last year it was a literal (Sophia) Chang, the Juden of the East.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A bet you've just lost.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        None of the girl scouts really like the selling cookies part, it's just something they have to do. They'd much rather be on their camping trips or trips to see new places

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only in America.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All chocolate is better cold, and I am not afraid to admit it.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How many cookies do they have to sell to earn their freedom?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >New York has an epidemic of wrong side of the road drivers
      Really makes you wonder why this has never once been an issue in any other part of the country.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >letting your daughter join a youth organisation in 2024
    yikes
    its not the 70s anymore, people dont have morals, you cant trust anyone with your kids now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on your area, rural white areas still have have normal organizations

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dollar General sells store brand versions of all the popular girlscout cookies and they're just as good (Not very). Never understood the appeal of the girl scout cookie, some people seem to genuinely enjoy them? But to me it's just a charity that gives you cookies after you give them way too much money and they use little girls as slave labor.

    Kinda fricked, but if boyscouts had boyscout BBQ I'd stop for some ribs or a burger or some shit but girlscout cookies suck. Just teaches the little girls to be c**ts when I politely walk past them without saying anything because no I don't want a $10 box of cookies while I'm walking into the grocery store to get real food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Kinda fricked

      Depends. Are you taling about a BBq where you basically have to do all yourself? ("Here's the coal, here is a grill, some meat - have fun!") because otherwise it's a completely different thing to simply selling industrial cookies under your name. The equivalent would be the boyscouts simply ordering some McD or BK burgers and then selling you the whole thing with 50-80% markup with their logo on it.
      But for a BBQ they still would have to organize the whole even, fire the grills, organize the plates etc, get the sauces etc. Basically a BBQ is a LOT more own work than taking cookies from a factory and now be all "Buy OUR cookies!".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The BSA equivalent would be selling wooden animal figures, shitty compasses, and small field guide books, all shoddily made in China and sold at 10x their retail cost.
        They likely wouldn't compete on the food front, that's women's work.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No. BSA should be about the boys not about making profit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It gives you an excuse to interact with cute e-girls without getting the cops called on you. Well worth the price.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >if boyscouts had boyscout BBQ
      They sell tins of popcorn

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        stale popcorn, yum

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it should at least be beef jerky or something

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's the oldest most well known trick in the book. Why do you gays let your moms come on Culinaly?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We really dont have any control over what our moms come on anon, and we shouldnt try to

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    butterscotch snickers are real good frozen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where do you even find those, I thought they stopped making them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        up my ass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          then kindly spread em

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick do you buy girl scout cookies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pickerel. but just know buying these cookies is unethical

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no stores opened and i dont want to fricking pay shipping. where the frick are they station irl?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Out on the streets where women sell ply their trade.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in front of your local grocery store where some girl's mom accosts you

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or are girlscout cookies getting a lot more expensive?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a complete rip off

      no stores opened and i dont want to fricking pay shipping. where the frick are they station irl?

      they usually setup outside shops, grocery stores, post office, etc. if you're really desperate surely you can contact the local Girl Scout troupe. All they care about is sales so if you're waving money they'll literally drive to you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how do i have sex with a girlscout?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >_<

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you really sure that's what you want?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, I'm sure.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no cap?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    $2.25 at Dollar General or $5/$6 from the Girl Scouts. Think I'm going with The General.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why not just cut out the middle man and have a nice day in the face

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Trefoils one would probably smell pretty good and not just "girlscout cookie"

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's true. My mom showed us how to do this in the 80's when my sister was a girl scout. Wife and I passed the tip on to our kids in the 2000's.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i have thin mints in my freezer right now. this isn't new

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i freeze my mounds and almond joys

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Non-American here.
    Do your girlscouts ever actually do ANYTHING other than shilling cookies?
    Do they learn knots and building campfires and shit like that?
    I was a scout as a kid and we did those things. It was unisex here, though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Boy Scouts of America is an organization based around teaching young boys important life skills and promoting self reliance. The Girls Scouts of America is a separate organization run by the company that owns the company that makes those cookies. The BSA sometimes sells popcorn, but mostly they go camping and learn shit. The GSA sometimes goes glamping but mostly they sell cookies for their corporate masters.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They also learn how to be girl bosses. Not even shitposting, it's how the organization justifies the cookie sales. Things vary from chapter to chapter but in general Girl Scouts simulate corporate middle management where their purpose is to attend meetings with each other. Girl Scouts are really big on having lots of meetings where they don't do much other than talk about other meetings.
      Guess it could be worse. Their equivalent in the UK are the Girl Guides where they get merit badges for Social Activism and Mixology. The organization says that's ok because none of the wienertails they make are alcoholic and they're learning important job skills they can use as adults.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is fricking dystopian. Holy shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        unironically, teaching girls to be bartenders is better than teaching them to be HR and HSE c**ts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is fricking dystopian. Holy shit.

        What's wrong with a badge for mixology? How is that dystopian at all? It's a skill, and a more useful one than something like pottery.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty individualized, having "badges" provides ideas for shit to do but ultimately it's up to whatever mom is the troop leader.
      A lot of them do crafting shit, or go out and help around the community (cheer geezers up at the nursing home, pick up litter, dole out soup to hobos), go have fun riding horses or shooting bows.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not getting them anymore, don't like the texture of palm oil

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >here's a protip
    its AN prot ip, ideot

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >experienced girl scout cookie enjoyer
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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