>Here's a unique flavor of ice cream from us Neapolitans bro

>Here's a unique flavor of ice cream from us Neapolitans bro
>Literally just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry cobbled together
What the frick were they thinking?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part is that it's never good quality. It's always the lowest quality ice creams. And what's more, people only like one flavor. The strawberry usually gets singled out and eaten first.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i always found the strawberry was left behind. that artificial fruit flavour was always way too strong

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      strawberry is the most disgusting. artificial vanilin tastes pretty OK so thats the best.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        my favourite ice cream flavour? vanilla ..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to eat them all in one bite or maybe two different types. Why buy the shit if you're going to single flavors out like a child. just get the vanilla for your boring ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And you are not allowed to get a new tub until the old tub is finished. And the tub sits there for months because nobody likes the cheap chocolate flavour. And when you do get a new tub of ice cream, it's fricking neopolitan again because "your dad likes chocolate and he might want some". I have never seen dad eat chocolate ice cream in my life!

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont they make it with the strawberry on the vanilla side? C-V-S. Then you get V-S, and C-V, much better than S-C

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Against S-C
      Wow what a moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        strawberry chocolate sucks, b***h. strawberry vanilla fricks you

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were probably thinking they could make a quick buck selling their used goods.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick
      beat me to it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ToT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      at last i truly see.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted to make cut-rate spumoni.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dad liked getting this kind, i remember him hyping it up when i was little

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually kino

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it's the Italian flag one with pistachio instead of chocolate, then yes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spumoni? We don't have that in Naples, either*, but it's delicious. Isn't the red one cherry, tho?
        >*the word is just Italian for ice cream cake; Fudgy the Whale and Cookiepuss are spumoni to someone from Italy since the word just means "molded/shaped ice cream"
        t. guy from Vomero, Naples who lives in America

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wife and i had such a fun time in Naples a few years ago. i loved it.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    as long it's not some cheap stuff i dont see the problem, they go well together.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomzooms have no idea how bad things were before "foodies" became a thing. Turns out having standards that are never able to be satisfied puts pressure on food corpos to make something appealing, who knew?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, you toothpaste flag growing tomatoes on the southern slope of Mt. Vesuvius homosexual ass shill.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it is nostalgia, but I preferred simply buying a Neapolitan ice cream and some generic soda on weekends and calling it a day.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is nostalgia, you're correct.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >foodies
      Autistic morons*
      There's nothing wrong with neopolitan anyway. Three flavors in the same box.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's supposed to be pistachio not chocolate but they made it chocolate and as variety low quality stuff. the proper way to eat it is to have a bit of all three flavors in one spoonful. you do this by making the layers vertical not horizontal (another foreigner change). it's like a three layer ice cream cake basically, and the flavors of the original three actually create an interesting taste. however chocolate ruins it all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do not meant to offend, but this process is called Americanization.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Americanization
        Or, butt better...daddy *farts*

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is no joke, tho. The process of making food more suited for mass production and general public acceptance is called Americanization.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not joking, when I say America makes things better.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It makes it easier to be produced in a large scale, and to be accepted by a broad public. Usually this means increasing sugars, increasing fats, removing ingredients with unusual taste, replacing hard to scale process (eg regular frying) with scalable process (eg deep frying), replacing easy to spoil ingredients (fresh cream) with durable ones (industrially processed milk)...

              I would not call this better, in most cases.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What we have here, is a failure to communicate. You're applying this term to one aspect that America influenced in food global which is a good thing. Less people starve to death with this technology. But I digress, Americans also improves rustic dishes at home that originate from other parts of the world.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What we have here, is a failure to communicate. You're applying this term to one aspect that America influenced in food global which is a good thing. Less people starve to death with this technology.
                This process is literally called Americanization, even when not done in the US. I guess it could be called simplification, industrialization, dumbing-it-down-tion... but it's called Americanization.

                >Americans also improves rustic dishes at home that originate from other parts of the world.
                Or at least at pretending it is American...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well you go right on ahead and use Americanization pejoratively, Frenchie, and I'll use it for good, because it saves lives.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not my faulty your country main contribution to culinary is this process, and it's not even that bad, producing and selling food in large scale is not bad in itself.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >because it saves lives.
                yes thank you so much for saving African and South American lives

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I guess it could be called simplification, industrialization, dumbing-it-down-tion... but it's called Americanization.
                no its just called industrialization as you already stated but youre a homosexual and wanna chuck stones. That said I agree with alot of changes to food to drop real ingredients for bullshit is bad and shouldnt be tolerated as the norm

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              based 'go 'za chad

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                chicago raped pizza
                detroit killed it and fricked its corpse

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              But your pic was unrelated

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes that's what I was hinting at

        We don't make that, tho. At least not that I've ever seen. We do make a few flavours that seem to be uncommon abroad or even in other parts of Italy. Mulberry is really popular and I've never seen that outside of Italy. We also have "Smurf" flavour, which is just plain ice cream (not vanilla; PLAIN plain) but dyed blue lmao

        Just like how pizza became popular in Italy only after it became popular in other countries

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just like how pizza became popular in Italy only after it became popular in other countries
          Eh...
          Again, I'm from Naples. We've been eating pizza locally since time immemorial. It was considered a food for the under classes (and was traditionally made with lard rather than olive oil). Things like "Sicilian pizza" and "Roman pizza" didn't exist prior to that, true and weirdly enough (because those two places are both part of the South and Naples was once the capital of southern Italy when we were our own country, though to be clear, desire being in the South, Rome was not part of our kingdom) but there are varieties of pizza native to the North which are so different from ours that they may as well have different names entirely. Look up pizza di pasqua (Easter pizza) and pizza al tegamino torinese (Turin-style cake pan pizza) which might be similar to Chicago style, depending on who makes it (it's usually not, tho).

          It's a variation of an Italian recipe of pistachio, strawberry and vanilla, that was called Neapolitan in Italy,

          Not even remotely true.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can we get a better chat bot. I know it's a slow board, but come on.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Groot Bader Ginsburg is my favourite supreme court justice and if I were a bot, I would draw a portrait of that but I'm not so I won't and your mother's a prostitute.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for the (You).

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thought I’d make your day and give you another. It’s like Reddit gold huh? almost the same rush you get huh?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're social creatures, and we all must get our fill in some form.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                (You) are welcome, darling. Kiss kiss. ^_^

                Thought I’d make your day and give you another. It’s like Reddit gold huh? almost the same rush you get huh?

                Meh.

                Zoomzooms have no idea how bad things were before "foodies" became a thing. Turns out having standards that are never able to be satisfied puts pressure on food corpos to make something appealing, who knew?

                I saw an article today that zoomzooms are going low vision, some are even going blind, at an alarming rate and the prevalent belief for the cause is that they're constantly looking at screens. Seems like their time to look at them (or anything else for that matter) is limited.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                everyone else looks at screens just as often, especially if you work in an office
                it's gotta be something else, maybe even diet related

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                But not during their formative years. Zoomzooms are the first gen to spend more of their lives indoors looking at screens close to their faces than outside doing other shit, too. I could see something like this causing lots of near-sightedness but I'm not a doctor so idk how it would cause blindness

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                man people said this same crap about genxers and teevee. i can think of few things more boring and stupid than shitting on whatever generation came after yours. it's been happening since the beginning of recorded history and probably longer. literally every generation throughout history has thought that the world was going to hell in a handbasket and that armageddon was just around the corner. none of us nor the times we live in are that special. yawn.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Someone was born a black boy before I was born and died a white woman in my lifetime. I'd say that's pretty fricking special.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                congratulations on being mind broken by republican party strategists.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Michael Jackson?
                Maybe if you had room in your mind for more things to think about than troony gooch you'd actually be able to form an argument or opinion, and yet here we are, with you still falling back on your favorite thing instead of forming a coherent counter or even a thought.

                Generations have been shitting on the next forever. 90's kids were given TV dinners and sat just as fricking close to the X-ray box while bored office workers stared at their own personal versions. "I read a sharticle that said people are losing their vision earlier, better not look into it but I will DEFINITELY use this as fuel to shit on those damned kids!" is the brainlet tier take that dumbfricks like you have been using since time immemorial.

                gay.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a diatribe this long over a fricking joke
                lol
                I thought it was obvious that it was meant as a joke. I'll read your whole post after this just so I can laugh even harder, holy shit.
                Enjoy your ailing health that comes from getting this worked up over literally nothing lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >90's kids were given TV dinners
                Wow. You had a shit childhood. I didn't have those because my parents actually loved me and could actually cook.
                >close to the X-ray box
                That just sounds like you were poor and your poverty-stricken family couldn't afford a large enough room and a large enough television.
                Not everyone's parents in the 90s hated them and not everyone in the 90s grew up destitute, poverty-kun.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s moronic. The alien tech we got in 1947 has fundamentally altered the way humans interact with each other and the world around them. We’re in uncharted territory.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >uncharted territory
                Anal?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                everyone else looks at screens just as often, especially if you work in an office
                it's gotta be something else, maybe even diet related

                screen usage is not linked to worse vision. but being indoors all the time in your formative years and without sunlight to regulate growth hormones does frick your eyes up

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also, reading/browsing while prone as a teen can frick your vision up.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >getting your eyes mangled by pulsating lights isn't a factor to worse eye health

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We don't make that, tho. At least not that I've ever seen. We do make a few flavours that seem to be uncommon abroad or even in other parts of Italy. Mulberry is really popular and I've never seen that outside of Italy. We also have "Smurf" flavour, which is just plain ice cream (not vanilla; PLAIN plain) but dyed blue lmao

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is it called neapolitan? In my country, it's just called trio, because it has three flavors.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a variation of an Italian recipe of pistachio, strawberry and vanilla, that was called Neapolitan in Italy,

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A local brand to where I live make two really good trios of ice cream similar to Neapolitan. One is banana split (strawb, nanner and fudge-swirled chocolate/walnut) and the other (which night be discontinued) is coconut, chocolate and caramel-swirled plain. Really fricking good stuff, the pair of them

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to make room for 3 containers of ice cream in my freezer but I'll make room for 1.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My grandfather hated Neapolitan ice cream but my grandmother bought it sometimes and then he would yell at her.
    >We can afford ice cream! If you want vanilla, get vanilla, you want strawberry, get strawberry, you want chocolate, go marry a Black person

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'M
      MY OWN GRAND-PAAAA

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always the most anaemic and insipid-looking strawberry and chocolate ice cream possible?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When these started being made, industrial food in general was far less colorful.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not enough dye?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually named after a pedo aristocrat who had a pet little brown girl, it's rumored to represent that, vanilla (white back then) for him, chocolate for the girl, and pink, y'know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so it's like this

      [...]

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you wear a swimsuit and socks

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >from us Neapolitans
    Isn't neapolitan just the name of that type of ice cream? You seem to be saying it's a type of person who makes that type of ice cream?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit. Ice cream would melt during a months long voyage. I doubt it lasted a single day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ice cream back then had a much higher fat content and you would typically add a small amount of starch to stabilize it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Icecream recipes aren't made of iceream

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those are Italians, not "Neapolitans." Wouldn't Neapolitans be from Neapoly? That's not a real country.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          naples

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't those be Naploids or Naplans?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >That's not a real country.
          We were at different points on our history but to be fair, at no time was our country ever cashed Napoli or Naples. At one time, we were the capital of the Kingdom of the Two Sicilies and, for a brief moment, the Parthenopean Republic.

          Wouldn't those be Naploids or Naplans?

          The ancient name is Neapolis, meaning "new city." That's where the word Neapolitan comes from.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cool history lesson. Thanks for sharing, fren.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/DFf9Lau.jpg

            Cool history lesson. Thanks for sharing, fren.

            You forget that in the feudal era, there was the Kingdom of Naples and just before the Parthenopean Republic, there was the Neapolitan Republican.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were thinking that some people like a little variety in their lives and don't want to have to buy separate tubs that will go bad.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What it's trying to imitate, spamoni is vastly superior

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The traditional neapolitan thing is black cherry and custard.
    It easily was modified into strawberry and vanilla for cost saving, and chocolate was added on top to convince people to eat it.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ThE TraDitiOnAL NeaPOliTaN ThiNg IS BLAck cherrY ANd CUsTArd.
    IT EasILY WaS mOdIFiEd INtO STrawbERRY And vAnilLa FOr cOsT SAVINg, ANd cHOcolATE was addeD On ToP to cOnVince peOplE To EAt iT.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >DOH!

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >s tier
    chocolate
    >a tier
    vanilla
    >mid tier
    >shit tier
    >vanilla tier
    strawberry

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Napoli flag is not like this
    decieving.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ah the old "one in the pink two in the stink" flag

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've observed that places that sell a lot of neopolitan ice cream tend to be whiter places, so if you ever think about moving and don't want to live around untermensch just check out the ice cream aisle in a few local grocery stores.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Thread turned halfway into mid life crisis whining
    At 45 myself and never had it. Why are you guys experiencing old man rage at 33 lmao. Fricking homosexuals

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans call Icy Trio o' Friends "Neapolitan Icecream"

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