Here's the list of foods I won't eat:. Mayonnaise. Tomatoes

Here's the list of foods I won't eat:

Mayonnaise
Tomatoes
Macaroni(got yelled at for this one once because apparently spaghetti's the same thing and I like that one)
plums
fries if the ketchup has been touching it too long
mustard
sweet pickles
mushrooms
lobster(it's too much work)
milk
tabasco
beer
any fish that has bones in it
radishes
soup broth(except for potato soup)
blueberries
relish
beets
chlorine
raisins
sweets(chocolate, candy, etc)
red wine
poutine(just no)
coffee
applesauce
apples that aren't green
chocolate ice cream
Jams & Jellies
any beverage with a straw
quail eggs
chicken wings with any sauce besides hot
olives
black olives

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice blog post, autistic moron. Stopped reading after the 3rd thing btw. Kys.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's dumb

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have made a list of things you will eat instead. I suspect it would be shorter.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, you tried a low tier American beer once and you thought all beer was that awful

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh, I can just tell what sort of person you are

      ironic

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how old are you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't get teste's on me.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no onions
    larp

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad you decided to blog post your boring opinion regarding food you won't eat. here have an autism monkey.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All valid except for milk. That just tells me you are not white.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      milk is for children

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this cope again
        Fartboy Fartboy Yeah thats you!

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are you even on a food board if you dislike food?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based selective gourmand. These clowns will shove any slop in their fat faces. Total trailer trash mentality.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Here’s why I’m a spoiled, finicky child at the tender age of 25:
    >[list irrelevant]

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but if I eat less food than other people, that would mean I'm not spoiled. Someone who is spoiled is defined as a person who gets every single thing they want.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dslike raw Tomatoes, sweet pickles, mushrooms, lobster, beer, beets, raisins, wine and olives out of these

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will eat pork inc. pork ribs but not ham. Ham is gross. It's the ass of the pig. It's too sweet to be savory and too savory to be sweet. It smells bad too. Every time I tell someone irl that I don't like ham they all immediately hatch a plan to get me to eat some. Italian, Spanish, even Brazillian ham it's all the same. It's yuck city. Why do people insist on making me eat ham? Go away.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ham is gross. It's the ass of the pig.
      Eggs are passed through a chicken's poopy cloaca.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ham is gross. It's the ass of the pig.
      Eggs are passed through a chicken's poopy cloaca.

      Better yet; all meat is weird mushy flesh from the inside of an animal, covered in blood and veins

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >vegan reductionism

        https://i.imgur.com/zeoc1HS.png

        Here's the list of foods I won't eat:

        Mayonnaise
        Tomatoes
        Macaroni(got yelled at for this one once because apparently spaghetti's the same thing and I like that one)
        plums
        fries if the ketchup has been touching it too long
        mustard
        sweet pickles
        mushrooms
        lobster(it's too much work)
        milk
        tabasco
        beer
        any fish that has bones in it
        radishes
        soup broth(except for potato soup)
        blueberries
        relish
        beets
        chlorine
        raisins
        sweets(chocolate, candy, etc)
        red wine
        poutine(just no)
        coffee
        applesauce
        apples that aren't green
        chocolate ice cream
        Jams & Jellies
        any beverage with a straw
        quail eggs
        chicken wings with any sauce besides hot
        olives
        black olives

        Youre based for making all the autismos seethe, good job.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not a vegan, I'm pointing out the moronation of disliking ham solely because of where it is on a living pig

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my bad

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He didnt tho, he also said he didnt like its balance of sweet and savory. which I can kinda get. It being butt was just the cherry on top aesthetically.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, so if I say “I hate ham” I can be regularly fed high quality ham?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, so if I say “I hate ham” I can be regularly fed high quality ham?

      Yup if you eat around here and dont know a good ham we will force feed you pig until you are mostly pig.
      Like a Real American!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >any fish that has bones in it
    Oh boy, you're gonna love this lamprey stew I'm cooking up

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chlorine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's in the water

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chlorine
    Me 2 man, last time I had pool water served to me it was awful.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Macaroni(got yelled at for this one once because apparently spaghetti's the same thing and I like that one)
    Oh yeah, you deserve to be called out for this, because it is literally the same product in a different shape. It's like saying you won't eat boneless chicken wings but love tendies. They are the same exact shit.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >any fish that has bones in it
    So all fish then. All fish have bones, unless you are referring to squid or other jellyfish, which I doubt you eat given that autism list.

    >soup broth
    What? How are you not dead? What the frick do you eat when sick?

    >any beverage with a straw
    Is this a libshit thing? Or some autism thing? It feels like a libshit thing about the environment.

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