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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Salads
    When are we going to move past this bullshit? Every half-assed surburban wings/pizza place prominently advertises "salads" so they can supposedly appeal to fat white women who are pretending to diet. But it's a sports bar. I go to the sports bar to AVOID fat white women pretending to diet (my wife, am I right fellas?)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I really love a good salad. They're delicious. But on this menu I'd probably go for the crock of chili, followed by the steamed shrimp, followed by the buffalo garlic wings and finish off with the carne tacos

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Which would be 44 bucks

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Add at least 20

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I added it up from their website

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Couple of $9 beers, tax and tip and you’re past a c note for this experience of going to an entirely unremarkable sports gastrobar where the walls are coated with flat screens playing women’s basketball and ESPN talking heads shouting at each other.

          I hate these places. Luckily Wisconsin still clings to the humble dive bar shithole.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Every half-assed surburban wings/pizza place prominently advertises "salads" so they can supposedly appeal to fat white women
      DC and MD both are full of health concious people, as the most fit part of the country. For many people, it's a job requirement there.

      But, for me, I'd go with the when in rome idea, and have the local Maryland Crab Dip. The Old bay and beer steamed shrimp seem like someone knows what's what too.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna need a drink menu, chief

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no prices
    Is this so the bill feels extra rapey

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >prices aren't listed
      Scam location. Avoid.

      This, it looks like one of Stringer Bell's money laundering fronts.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s actually because they raise the prices (and periodically lower them slightly when it gets obscene to the point of confrontations) so often that it’s onerously expensive to print and reprint menus all the time. This is why anywhere that did the QR code thing should be an instant walks away.

      These places are doomed anyways. People are bored of the fare and it’s insanely overpriced for shit that just came off the back of a Sysco truck

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >prices aren't listed
      Scam location. Avoid.

      >no prices

      Do a 360 and walk right away.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >prices aren't listed
    Scam location. Avoid.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Pulled Pork

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >has Maryland crab
    >but no cream of crab as well
    So you can't get half and half? Into the trash with the rest of the baltimore

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Baltipoor
    yeah, naw I'm good

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    think I'd just take a full nachos with chorizo (no avocado shit) and a caesar.
    it's a shame they don't have a simple shrimp wienertail

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well? What will it be, white man?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no prices no buy

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only time I will accept prices not being on the menu is if I'm at a really fancy white linen black tie type of place.
    Regular restaurants who do that are obnoxious and I try to avoid them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The only time I will accept prices not being on the menu is if I'm at a really fancy white linen black tie type of place.
      it should not exist. The no price menu was a thing that allowed your lady to order without seeing prices, but there's zero legit reason to put a menu out with no prices except to permit fraud at the time the check arrives. A website can hide prices, since it persists throughout time, though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t even need to go that far. I see any branding that’s has that very annoying look of an ultra refined logo of a minor league baseball team and I don’t even consider it. you know the place will have zero SOVL and undoubtedly be a colossal rip off

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the menu so reflective?
    And why are you a collection of sports equipment?

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