>Here's your special order from the chef, Mr.

>Here's your special order from the chef, Mr. Culinaly Anon, complements of the house. Is there anything else I can getcha?

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

DMT Has Friends For Me Shirt $21.68

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats all, thank you sarah.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ya give me a kiss sweetheart
    (if she says no ill just laugh and say it was a joke and never come back)

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're not going to bring it to my table?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getcha
    is this ebonics stuff?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ppl have been typing like that since the 90s

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Poor people

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's plucky genki girl speak

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bruh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ever read any Mark Twain? No? Maybe only educated people read him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mark twain
        Who's real name was samuel clemmons!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What education do you have, braggard?

        >mark twain
        Who's real name was samuel clemmons!

        *whose

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sweat tea, m'lady, leave the pitcher. 3 whole lemons with your finest pairing blade, so that I may craft my own arnold palmer with this delicious country meal.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love your bow tie. Can I squeeze it?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those nails

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love everything about this image

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm confused by the globe of white gravy to the side, between the fries and the green beans. Are they on a bit of mash? Either way, I'd never considered mash as a viable platform for white gravy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's for a family of four (4), right? R-right???

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's an optical illusion, unless those french fries are the size of dicks.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah 4 pussies like you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's a fairly small amount of food for an average-sized person, I'd say?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    double dewars neat, tall glass of ice water, and some fresh rolls with butter.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, You will give me an under the table BJ and I will be having your butthole for desert, Kaitlin.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to California, creep. Kaitlin is a wholesome country girl.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        women are bawds. you mom was/is a bawd, your g'ma was a bawd, all your maternal lineage were bawds, what makes Kaitlin different?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't say that

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no beetroot?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this British food? I see no colors but brown.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's meat and potatoes. Do you need a rainbow flag painted on everything you eat, queer?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and muschrooms

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And chives and cheese and bacon. you are 100% a queer.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              a picky eater wouldn't have fallen prey to this sow
              let that be a lesson to you all

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have to agree with

      It's meat and potatoes. Do you need a rainbow flag painted on everything you eat, queer?

      you are without a doubt a colossal homosexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Where are the heckin colourinos??? I can't EAT WITHOUT HECKIN COLOURINOS ON MY FOOD!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not knowing the difference between British and American food

      You are brown.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a Pajeet was shitting on a designated street and forgot to wash his hands so he smeared shit all over the phone and thinks everything is brown
      I feel sorry for you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks rather like someone shit on that plate.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just a diet coke please Sandra, I'm trying to watch my figure you see

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gonna need some eych pee and soured creme, lass

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, you can GET the frick away from my table you gorilla-toothed downy spastic

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the beef was slaughtered alive ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes Ranjeet, your precious steer was murdered while it was still alive

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was meaning blood drained, Donald.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can ditch that shitty plate. I see something else I want to eat.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That’s a fricking man

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making that cutie wear an ugly-ass bowtie because it's "the outfit"? Managers gotta be a gay.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slice a tiny sliver off the edge of the ribeye
    uh this is overcooked... soooooo... yeah

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna need you to hawk the fattest loogie you can on this, please
    Just as a garnish, you see

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh uh yea can i get a table in the dining room rather than back here between the walk-in and the dish station? thanks!

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