>he's not slamming a KFC goonbag

>he's not slamming a KFC goonbag
What's your excuse?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what that is and I'm afraid to find out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      instead of stocking 2l bottles of pepsi for family meal to-go or carryout KFC started using these bags filled from the soda fountain
      https://www.kfc.com/menu/drinks/beverage-bucket
      it's far less inventory for them to track/stock/store and they can still offer half a gallon of sugar at an absolutely MASSIVE markup
      they can even claim some 'environmentally friendly' bullshit about how the bag is made of some hyper recycled lies and say they do it to keep 2l bottles out of the landfill or some shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a plastic bag.
        instead of getting a bottle that you could potentially recycle for a cash refund, you get a plastic bag that goes straight into landfill.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saves trucking a bunch of water around.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your excuse?
    standards

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many points the average American diet is lowering the collective IQ by. I would honestly guess like 5.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      America is the only relevant country. I piss in cleaner water than you drink.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your excuse?
    I'm white. whites aren't allowed in KFC in my area.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happens if you go in

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The music stops with a record scratch and all the black people turn and stare, past that idk because I always run away.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone yells "yoo this whyboi finna eat some kfc" and everyone there applauds you for your fine decision

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I literally have to cross state lines to reach the nearest KFC.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to fuck that soda

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically these would be fantastic for emergency pissing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mom found the KFC pissbag

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >emergency pissing
        not even for emergencies. The big caps make for the best piss bottles.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    KFC always has disgusting tasting soda, no matter which one I've been to. Their soda machines must be filthy.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >soda in a bag

    I feel like we just lost the ability to make fun of Canadians.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i delivered one of these to a woman in a hotel for grubhub
    think she was hazbin hotel voice actress because she layed the accent on thick
    was a very fancy hotel to be ordering kfc especially a drink bag

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not filled with gravy
    thats a no sir from me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      buddy, if you can't convince the minimum wagie behind the counter to fill that fucker up with brown slop then I don't think you're a true american

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone needs to door dash kingcobrajfs one of these filled with gravy.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they were to fill that with Kfc gravy then it would make sense. Last time I had KFC wasactually when I was in Kentucky 8 years ago and it was shitty. Never gone back

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