He's ruining pizza in this country.

He's ruining pizza in this country.

Now every zoomie is complaining about floppage, undercarriage, any toppings other than cheese, any saucy pizza being "soupy", complaining about lack of char if it isn't burnt to a crisp.

How do we stop him?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok
    i don't know who this is, i assume because i'm not a moronic homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dave Portnoy. Kinda based, mostly a dirty you know what

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Dave Portnoy. Kinda based
        stuff him in your ass, homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. The best way to stop whoever that is would be to live your life like ,

      Who?tabx

      ,

      Like who? I do see some fat Brit ripping off those words on youtube

      I'm american and I don't know who the frick he is

      and I do and not give a halfpenny shit about eCelebs.

      youre about to learn about my floppage topping your undercarriage

      lol

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >floppage, undercarriage, toppings
    have you tried not being a raging homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i need pizza explained to me

      No one outside of USA knows who this tool is

      boomers who failed to teach their children anything and now revolt at them learning anything

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        youre about to learn about my floppage topping your undercarriage

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who?tabx

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Was gonna pile on the hate on OP, but seeing the low quality responses the negative posts possess, I'm siding with OP and saying Zommers just want someone to guide them, like Millenials did, but failed to get from X and Boomers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i need pizza explained to me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You do if you're Irish
        I saw some Irish FOLKS try pizza the other day
        They thought it was great
        Looked like absolute shite

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What was on it? And they can't be wose than Brazil

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The only irishman I'm familiar with thinks Dominos is the best pizza unironically. They're the Kansas of Europe when it comes to food

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This fat toddler stuffing his face with cheese pizza reminds me of being at a spoiled kids birthday party. Yuck.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Like who? I do see some fat Brit ripping off those words on youtube

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    maybe a good rabbi like kubrick

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I learned a lot from his reviews. Not from Dave, he knows very little (doesn't even know what Pecorino is). But from the pizza makers he talks to.
    >soupy
    Now I make my pizza with very few toppings in the centre, more sauce near the crust, because the toppings move towards the centre while cooking, which causes a soupy middle. I learned that from his videos and now my pizzas are a solid 7.4, GREAT undercarriage, zero flop.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shut up chicagogay

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The pizza place near me that he reviewed highly is actually the best in the area, so maybe you should tell the shitty places to be more like the good places.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No one outside of USA knows who this tool is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok then explain why euros are copying him on pizza reviews
      He's literally the most famous pizza reviewer on earth

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lol, lmao even. The most famous pizza reviewer and food youtuber is Matgeek.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Who?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Omg some fricking swedish dipshit??? LOL
          You've got to be fricking kidding or trolling
          What the frick do sweeds know about pizza?
          The sweeds admit they have no food culture

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Swedes literally invented the original pizza back in 1300 era, and we have one of the best food in the world. You've just been memed by wops and israelites, Kyle.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oof a troll
              Goodnight, thread hidden

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Its 7 am

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That means it’s way past your bed time then little Timmy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's the same swedish twinkboy who keeps spamming that literally who homosexual's disgusting videos in webm threads here as though anyone on the planet outside of Soyden knows or cares who the frick he is

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >What the frick do sweeds know about pizza?
            wait, are you about to commit the "no true scotsman" fallacy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pizza is american so outside opinions don’t matter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm american and I don't know who the frick he is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not hard to imagine when, in between wage slaving and earning/borrowing enough money for your wife to spend before she rapes you in divorce court, the only things you look up on youtube are:

        how to replace a faucet, and
        yoga flow stretching. when the wife isn't looking, of course

        you then proceed to click "Not Interested" and "Don't recommend channel" in the following weeks

        If this isn't you, then sweaty, I'm afraid you're WAY behind, or you're young and about to embark on this journey.

        edit:
        I love how I don't need verification when i'm insulting somebody. This was a test.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          3/10 bait, trying too hard

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I won, regardless

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Won what? All I said was I don't know who the op guy is and you wrote a non sequitur novel in response

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you skipped the "no true scotsman" in

                Omg some fricking swedish dipshit??? LOL
                You've got to be fricking kidding or trolling
                What the frick do sweeds know about pizza?
                The sweeds admit they have no food culture

                but point out non-sequitur in my posts?
                what the frick are you on about?

                I DID need captcha for this one, after mentioning it

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                what? did you respond to me when I wasn't talking to you? that might be the problem.

                which posts are yours? If you can't follow them logically and discern meaning from them, then we all know what that means

                Verification not required after 2 captchas

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is this a literal bot post

                no, but yours is

                you skipped the "no true scotsman" in [...]
                but point out non-sequitur in my posts?
                what the frick are you on about?

                I DID need captcha for this one, after mentioning it

                forgot the pic, had to captcha again

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you didn't say any of that shit, all you said was

                3/10 bait, trying too hard

                which means you're a bot, they have a problem with continuity

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you didn't say any of that shit

                I'm american and I don't know who the frick he is

                This was my first post in this thread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                which part was hard for you to understand?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            the point was to determine if a bypass of captcha verification is conditional on if the post was the least bit contentious, controversial, or provocative.

            your post:
            0/10 too fricking stupid
            Verification was also not required for this post

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is this a literal bot post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No one really cares what people outside the us think we subsidize all of you anyway

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, you do not.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes we literally do, your bohemian economies are not sustaining themselves on their own

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i cant stand this fricking israelite larping as a working class goy mans man. stick to gefilte fish you fricking israelite.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he told Kenji Lopez to suck his wiener so he wins

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sauce?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gee, I wonder?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just gonna say, israelites

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally no zoomers watch him, he's peak 30yr old boomer content

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    20313125
    You're either an actual bit or doing some weird larp but either way I'm not talking to you anymore, have a good day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >have a good day
      typical bot response, we don't say that to each other anywhere outside of reddit unless we're getting paid, frick you AI

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a cultural elite likes cheese pizza
    hmmmm big think

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just saw one of his shorts earlier
    he's just some obnoxious yid

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good pizza should have a chew
    and personally I'm a sauce guy. The cheese isn't even the important part on the pizza, sauce it up

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