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Hey Culinaly, what's the most cursed wienertails you've made or had?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gin, red wine, and strawberry milk

    • 1 month ago
      Cursed Cocktails

      Should...should I know the ratio of wine to gin to strilk?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        frankly I dont think theres a combination that would make it work
        I would guess it was about 2:1:4 in the order I put them, it was a desperate time and I just needed to be drunk

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    single malt scotch and coke

    i was hungover and needed saving, but i'm still ashamed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't sound bad, unless it was peaty

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Using single malt scotch on wienertails is just a waste.

        t. differentgay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen it used in a variation of a Jungle Bird in place of dark rum

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Burn in hell unironically. You don't deserve human rights. I wish Lego's in your urethra.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Russian Prince vodka (extremely cheap shit which has an odd aftertaste that resembles olives) and some variety of light blue, opaque and extremely sweet powdered kool aid. It sucked.

    • 1 month ago
      Cursed Cocktails

      Like powder kool-aid straight into the vodka or is this a spiked Kool aid mixed drink?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Both, actually. I was with friends and we tried the latter method first before deciding to try the former method. Obviously, the former was super strong and tasted like shit, so it needed to be watered down regardless.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf is former and latter. Speak English.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, you joking or stupid?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you ESL or just illiterate?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lemon extract and water. DTs will make you do things you couldn't be payed to do otherwise.

    • 1 month ago
      Cursed Cocktails

      Anon, you have my sympathies

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i dont drink like some soy beta male cuck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who do you drink like

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He drinks like a true gay Alpha Male. Nothing but hot sperm travels down his gullet. No sack shall go undrained in his presence.

    • 1 month ago
      Cursed Cocktails

      Ok

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zoom zoom says this but probably smokes weed like a chimney and is on anxiety meds paid for by mommy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      same

      He drinks like a true gay Alpha Male. Nothing but hot sperm travels down his gullet. No sack shall go undrained in his presence.

      same(but im virgin)

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bottom shelf vodka and mtn dew
    just tastes like soap, truly disgusting

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom shelf vodka and Gatorade

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's more economical to buy the big cans of gatorade powder. Not the little pouches as those use some weird formulation and they taste fricked up.
      This stuff is like $11 at stores around me and I can't even drink enough or mix it.
      Spot on though, I've done side by side comparisons when following the directions and the taste and color is spot on with the store bought bottled stuff.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gin and soymilk.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    triple sec and orange juice. called it the suzanne, because I was at her house and that's all she had.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't sound as horrible as some of the other examples here, but Kool-aid and cheap vodka may not sound that bad, but it really is

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Strawberry liquor mixed with strawberry/rhubard cider. (around 40:60 mix)
    Haven't touched any liquid that has sugar after that experience.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot what it was exactly but it was tequila, sour milk and something. Funny recall what. Too much drinking too long ago.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a student I used to get drunk off of amaretto liqueur (or disaronno if i had the cash) and store brand cherry soda
    Used to call it the Bakewell Shart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you look like that pop corn guy

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Knew this moron that mixed chocolate milk and Jack Daniels.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    used malibu as bong water for a week then mixed it with lemonade and drank it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's the most moronic thing I've ever heard of

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I remembered then I could tell you, but since I can't remember I can't tell you. Stuff that in your survey, you bidoneer.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Captain Morgan & apple cider

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't sound too bad, crown royal has apple crown, which I can't imagine is too far from rum and cider

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Apple whiskey poured into an Angry Orchard. Instant headache

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was popular when I was younger to take a big bottle of vodka, a big bag of skittles and put them in the vodka and leave it overnight.

    Did that so many times, and it never turned out tasting good but it got me and my friends blasted

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    before I got sober I was a big tap water and vodka guy

    it was pretty grim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why the tap water? vodka is already mostly water

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        staying hydrated so I can drink more vodka

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vodka and cold black coffee

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee brandy and milk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Coffee Brandy is a real east coast and euro thing. All the coffee liqueurs here on the west coast use either rum or vodka bases.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mio caffeine juice mixed with straight vodka
    that night did not end well

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1:1 fireball whiskey and hard apple cider. Is this cursed? I think its a delicious way to get smashed. Its also the only way I can drink fireball or hard apple cider.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Orange Crush and Jim Beam

    Somehow tastes delightful

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tried to make irish car bombs with wild turkey but the baileys immediately curdled in the shot glass, I was already drunk at the time so I didn't care but in retrospect the memory makes me retch.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We used to have these playing pool. The loser had to down it. Longer the game went on the worse it got

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Irish car bombs or what I described specifically?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Baileys and Roses Lime poured separately into a shot glass, called a cement mixer, the person drinking has to swish it around in their mouth prior to swallowing, or attempting to.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black velvet whiskey, lemon juice and caramel sauce (wanted to make a whiskey sour at work and that was the only sweetener i had)

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Milk and moonshine. It was vanilla flavored moonshine so I thought they'd go together well. It didn't. And the bottle got warm before I finished it, so it was just thoroughly unpleasant all the way around. Still drank it all though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rule number one of drink mixing: if you're experimenting, don't go big.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone know what mixes well with remy martin?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maker's Mark and Aldi's brand fruit punch

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mexican restaurant drinks

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a white Russian but instead of cream you use the Whataburger white gravy. It's called a whatarussian

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I rarely make wienertails anymore aside from a dry martini, but when I just wanted to get blasted, I remember making a wienertail with roku gin, maraschino cherry juice, and peychaud's bitters in a ratio no one will ever know. It was very sweet and very easy to drink. I called it a "Logan's Run" because that was the movie I was watching as I drank them

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