Hm. Salad cream is now half-price but several months expired. Would you?

Hm. Salad cream is now half-price but several months expired. Would you?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely disgusting

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would notify the store management, and, if they were indifferent, corporate.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is salad cream

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      British Miracle Whip

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense. If there exists a way to make miracle whip even more disgusting that it is normally, then only the British would be able to discover it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Heh I went to tell my wife about our little exchange and I said
          >this guy on 4ch wants to buy expired salad cream because it's on sale
          She immediate was lke
          >what the frick is salad cream
          Thank you for reading my blog.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think my wife knows what Culinaly is and I intend to keep it that way
            When I'm typing on the laptop shitposting she thinks I am writing emails for work

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I opened with showing her cooking competitions a while back (which we FFS NEED to bring back)
              Then she realized we're just a bunch of weirdo nerds and doesn't mind, but she asked me not to tell her NPR parents

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                checked
                what cooking competitions, Im a newbie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We used to have cooking challenges where one week everyone would submit their entry in the challenge and the next week would be a different challenge when everyone would vote on the previous challenge entries
                Back in the day there were even prizes
                It could be anything from "show me your best PBJ" to "You CAN make a lasagna from scratch, can't you Culinaly?"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                damn, sounds fun

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dubs and it was
                Problem is we used to have a complicated voting system, along with different voting systems, and while people were still submitting entries, we couldn't figure out who won after a while

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              my computer screen is in full view of where my wife sits
              she laughs at stuff I look at on here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Never seen this, in the US. I can't even get delicious Heinz mayo and I'm IN fricking Pennsylvania.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          To hell with mayo, maybe check out Marie's Thousand island. You can thank me later.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, can't even get Heinz beans here either. Wtf Heinz?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >British Miracle Whip
        Almost but not quite. British Salad Cream has more of a vinegar 'Tang', whilst Miracle Whip is a lot sweeter because of HFCS (who would have guessed) .

        Makes sense. If there exists a way to make miracle whip even more disgusting that it is normally, then only the British would be able to discover it.

        Salad Cream was around before Miracle Whip so, who made what? more disgusting?

        British salads were always a little more basic than French and Italian salads, they weren't tossed in an oil based dressing but simply presented and coated with a squiggle of Salad Cream.

        Works well with fish too, if you ever made a sandwich with fish sticks (or fish fingers) then use Salad Cream, it really works!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are deranged. Salad cream was invented first, everything else is a poor imitation

          It's British Miracle Whip in that we use them the same way and they're both kind of debated

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You are deranged. Salad cream was invented first, everything else is a poor imitation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its exactly the same as Kewpie mayonnaise. Same ingredients and made the same way. Salad cream was invented before it though, so its the original

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just cream in my salad for free, thank you very much

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of the main ingredients is vinegar, im sure its fine. Most people in the uk dont even bother to check the dates on sauces, they just sit in the cupboard until they eventually get used up

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Live next door to the people who invented mayo but instead import it from the US who never makes it fresh but instead relies on a Czech to make it for them. Also, we use Hellmans (or Best Foods west of the Mississippi). Heinz only for ketchup and not exclusively.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    piss off shill

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These shit last forever thanks to all the chemicals they put in them.
    You can probably use them as antibiotic or pesticide.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sometimes it's better to just have a bottle of something than to make it myself at like 3-4am or anytime in the morning. What are daft or something?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or you could stop the midnight snacking you fat frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why would you not make enough to last you

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this shit is disgusting and so is the other one that's like it.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how long will nandos perinaise last opened, unrefrigerated, in a subtropical climate in winter?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buy it. Salad cream never goes off.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn’t the dates be in European format?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >but several months expired
    Mmm, extra zingy!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, because for the most part, expiration dates are a scam. I ate a can of soup the other day that was 2 years past the expiration date. Looked fine, smelled fine and tasted fine. Obviously some things you shouldn't eat past the expiration but if it's something like that in a bottle or in a can you are good to go. Especially only a few months past.

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