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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like someone invented the pizza patty.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not put some foil under that so it doesn't drip down into the oven?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      uhhhh...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i can see this being sold as a specialty dish at some "craft pizza" restaurant

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Served with a $30 IPA by some guy with mutton chops.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tbh now you can eat it in thin slices rather than the usual triangles.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can't

      • 4 weeks ago
        Pizza-chan

        Pics like this are why I always use my pizza tray even if the directions say not to

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Really? As such a connoisseur of frozen pizza, do you understand what a difference using a tray makes versus putting the frozen pizza directly on the oven rack?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Pizza-chan

            Not my problem

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pics like this are why I always use my pizza tray even if the directions say not to

        baking sheet u tards?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        buncha fricking amateurs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ruffles have rrrrrridges!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The directions say to cook directly on the baking rack.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Could try one of those air-bake pans that have the little holes in them, or a pizza stone?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They put directions on the box for people like this. This happens with self rising crusts i forget how

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it literally says on the box do not let it thaw

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating thick crust frozen pizza at all
    Deserved tbh. Frozen pizza crust is always garbaggio and the best frozen pizzas are the thin crust ones. Had you followed the rules, this never would have happened to you OP.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it literally says on the box do not let it thaw

      It's not from a box, I made it myself, I'm just moronic

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That is true of every frozen 'za. Putting the 'za on a baking sheet will result in a moist crust while placing the 'za directly on the rack will result in a crispier crust. I prefer the direct rack method.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looking a little better today. I will roll it out thinner and use more cheese next time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks pretty good though
      brown crispy cheese is the best

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Cult of Passion

    Flip it upside down on something and broil the bottom.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay so think of a big fat Italian guy at his brick oven pizza place
    Does he use oven racks like this?
    NO, HE DOESN'T, THIS IS WHY

    Alright now think of a big fat greasy new yorker at his pizza place with his industrial oven
    Does he use oven racks like this?
    NO. HE DOESN'T. THIS IS WHY

    Think about big fat pizza enthusiast at his mcmansion next to his pizza oven he made just for stuffing his fat face with pizzas. Does he use an oven rack like this?
    NO. HE DOESN'T. THIS IS WHY

    WHY DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL?
    WHY DID YOU NOT THINK THIS WOULD HAPPEN?

    IT'S DOUGH.
    iT'S MOIST AND MALLEABLE, AND HEAVY
    IT'S GONNA GO THROUGH THE GRATES

    GET A FRICKING PIZZA STONE
    GET A FRICKING PIZZA PAN
    GET A FRICKING PIZZA OVEN
    GET A FRICKING CLUE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also I'm Trans, if that matters

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        of course you would shit on an epic humor post with your boring election tourist bullshit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lighten up homosexual, besides, I don't vote.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Been here longer than you've been alive, lil fella.
          Now go complain about me on reddit

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