Holy frick I love this stuff. Literally nature's orgasm. Is there ANY fruit juice that tops this?

Holy frick I love this stuff. Literally nature's orgasm. Is there ANY fruit juice that tops this? And on a side note, do prefer pulp or no pulp?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pineapple juice >>> orange juice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think pineapple juice is a close runner up. It's harder to find though 🙁

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Should be next to the orange juice.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If pineapple juice had the same sort of pungency and pulpy texture I'd might agree, but it's simply sweet and nothing more. It's tasty, but one dimensional, unlike orange juice which gives your mouth a nice throbbing flavor explosion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      humans are literally designed to eat oranges.

      pineapple is not fit for human consumption.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you guys are babies with baby pallets good fully ripe grapefruit juice is god tier

      and pulp is the way men drink

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally nature's orgasm.
    That's a disgusting thing to say

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like no pulp+ stop being disgusting

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like the one that says "some pulp."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      some pulp in yo mouth GOTTEM

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pulpy OJ. Always.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No pulp is for literal children

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and also adults who don't like pulp

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        aka manchildren

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apple juice to make applejack is the best.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I started buying the 50% less sugar watered down Simply Orange. Now I think the full sugar one is way too sweet and acidic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ????
      Why not buy regular orange juice and water it down yourself...?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fruit juice has more sugar than soda. the nutrients are negligible.
    try eating whole fruit for once.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That or squeeze your own juice. Any sugar in it is at least natural and doesn't have the antichrist's poison in it, aka high fructose corn syrup.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most juice at the store I see is 100% fruit juice, no added sugar. Only the mixed juice stuff or garbage like Sunny D has sugar or HFCS in it

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I usually refer to juice as necter of the gods, well at least to my self in my head... don't really matter what juice any juice works,

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >orange production in florida is down 90% because of huanglongbing (citrus greening disease) and we have to import them from brazil now
    why is no one talking about this? i'm fricking fuming

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    orange juice is vile
    grapefruit juice is amazing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like grapefruit but I can't drink it or I pass out all day since it makes opiates more effective and my shoulder still isn't fixed after 6 weeks

      Is there a version made that doesn't frick with so many medications? I think it even messes up antidepressants of all things

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn it you just gave me the idea of mixing it with vodka. I used that trick when I used to smoke pot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If you have antidepressants and aren't horribly ill, you can take a bunch at once and smoke pot for a really intense body high, if that helps.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'll pass, getting stoned makes me stupid and lazy, not that booze does me many favors.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I think pretty much all drugs make you stupid and lazy, save amphetamines and cocaine, both of which make you stupid and highly energetic.

              I never get people who are super enthusiastic to go out and do stuff while drunk. I just want to binge some shitty TV and eat something I shouldn't. Same with weed, but that makes the food taste much better.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like mango a bit more but never thought of mixing them both.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nature's orgasm

    But they've been selectively bred for centuries to be sweeter and less shitty. If you can even find wild, natural oranges anymore their juice would be awful. It's no more natural than most other food

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well we are also a part of nature, so yes it is still natures orgasm. I guess you could also say that is is my orgasm as well as I am a part of nature, or it could be humankinds collective orangy orgasm. I like that last one, it really makes us feel all connected.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guava nectar is pretty fricking good too.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a normal orgasm is nature's orgasm

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