holy fuck bros. pretty savage.

holy fuck bros. pretty savage.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idontbelieveyou.gif

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unatco

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't charge $100

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can they actually legally enforce this though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No
      Who is the arbiter of what "rowdy" means?
      What if the kids are well behaved but the israelite owners want to scam an extra 50$ from the table?
      If they tried this on me I would leave without paying and sue them (I have a great lawyer on retainer (I'm rich))

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        as the business owner, i am
        disruptive assholes aren't a protected class

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you're basing this off the title of a clickbait article. I guarantee you that the word "rowdy" does not appear anywhere in the outline of the condition.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Who is the arbiter of how big a '12oz' steak is?
        >Has the customer been provided with a set of scales to verify its weight for themselves?

        The real solution to families of noisy kids is letting the manager know that you're going to dine and dash if they don't shut up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depending on how rowdy we're talking I might be perfectly fine with this.

      Public disturbance and vandalism laws could be used if it got bad enough. Parents are legally responsible for keeping their offspring in check.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll have you know that the food court isn't a court of law. They don't have the authority to fine you. They can refuse you service and call the police if you refuse to leave the premise, but that's it.
        If they actually tried to enforce a "bad parenting fee" they could get sued for extorsion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you refuse to pay your bill (minus fee) or refuse to leave the restaurant when asked to. No restaurant is going to go to court over $50 and if you refuse to pay the fee (but agree to pay the cost of the food) the cops aren't going to arrest you unless the business owner wants to charge you for trespass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For matters under $600 you can get into an annoying legal battle in small claims court. Hiring a lawyer to legally define "rowdy" would cost way more than the price of your meal, and the proof of your children's rowdy behavior would be on them. It costs from 30-60 bucks to file and have them served, and you can roll that cost into your lawsuit. Small claims is the way to go

      >t. had to sue his gym because they wouldn't cancel membership and won

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry, I didn't order an "unable to parent"
    >Leave cash to cover the real bill
    >Don't tip
    >Come back next weekend anyway

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >UMMM SIR YOU STEPPED ON THE BLUE TILE ON THE FLOOR AND YOUR MENU CLEARLY STATES THAT THERE'S A "BLUE TILE FEE" OF $500 TIME TO PAY UP
    lol fuck off

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sorry, I didn't order an "unable to parent"
      >Leave cash to cover the real bill
      >Don't tip
      >Come back next weekend anyway

      >make note on menu reading: "all tables will be charged a $50 dine-in fee. If table is without children or those children are well-behaved, this fee will be waived"
      Heh......nothing personnel...

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kids shouldn't even be allowed in public, they should be some designated areas to leave them in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >kids shouldn't even be allowed in public
      Neither should you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i have money they want so they let me

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure if someone got a back handed way of calling them a shit parent by a restaurant they would get up and leave without paying.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    generally. patrons pay extra for their meals to be in behaved crowd of the upper crust.
    a restaurant who does this is either trying to fight his boogeymen, and probably offers afforable prices and wants to police the community from his "family restaurant"
    the owner most likely worked front of house his entire career.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's deranged, doesn't matter what or what the logic is. You already gave the real way to do this, just up your prices entirely.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    restaurants exist to make peasants feel like nobility. fees and tips and exorbitant prices are the cost of admission, you feel more important by casually accepting them. peasant children should be in the fields, not speaking or being seen at the table

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are restaurant owners so retarded ?
    Just have some table reserved as "family tables" away from other patrons.
    If you add a high kids chair to them parents will flock to them automatically.
    I should be a business man, the line is apparently quite low.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the most entitled things on the planet, besides women, are women who have kids. they'll sit anywhere they fucking please and make your life hell.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the most entitled things on the planet, besides women, are women who have kids.
        nah that's a Culinaly incel that thinks just because he exists that sex is owed to him despite all of humanity having to prove themselves for it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          she's not gonna fuck you man
          don't know why you're trying to protect this pussy you put on a pedestal

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >so sex-starved and sex-obsessed that he projects it onto all other people and assume that they must have the same motivations as him
            lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this
        and they think they are like superheroes for it
        I still have mental damage from screaming demon child when I was getting a haircut once

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should see college girls, they're the worst to deal with

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I remember correctly it was in Georgia. Family brought in their 9 kids and let them run havoc in the place. Probably blacks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol. everytime there's some low-trust hoop hurdle or fee added to some process, you can bet the reason is blacks
      >automatic tips added
      >pay first before pumping gas
      >items anchored to shelves with cables
      >no public restrooms

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        automatic tips is just israeliteery

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Usually yeah, but all races are capable of being shit at taking care of their kids. This is just a tacked on tip to sustain the israelite racket that is the American catering industry. Assuming it catches on. Don’t see how they’ll enforce it without someone eventually getting shot in the face by an outraged hambeast.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question, can you just refuste to pay for a meal if the service is bad? Like can you just leave and tell them to fuck off? Its not like they have proof of you eating any of that

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah at the end of it just don't pay it.

    What the fuck they gonna do? Lmao call the cops?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The parents can just bill the restaurant back $50 for 'rude service'.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Prove it…

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    and now poor wageslave will have to deal with angry customer when they see this epic reddit fee

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they'll never enforce this and this exists only to market to retarded redditors

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Could function as a deterrent for people who know their kids are shit

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they need to add a stupid bitch fee too

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to eat
    >feral shitmaggot screeching loud enough to give me a migraine
    >tablet toddlers blasting cocomelon and baby shark at full volume
    >crotchmaggots crawling around the floor tripping people
    >unattended 7 year olds harassing people and slapping their hands on people's food
    >mombie changing a blown out diaper on the table next to you, wafting fresh shit everywhere
    >toddler in nothing but a diaper runs around then investigates the fresh fudge delivery in its diaper and decides to fingerpaint with it
    >kid with piss dribbling down its pantleg walking around leaving a pissy wet trail on the tile

    a fee is too kind. the parents should be turned into compost and the kids thrown into a woodchipper. eliminate this worthless trash from society.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >all those edgy buzzwords
      I guarantee you are of less worth to society than someone who does their bare minimum duty and reproduces

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >don't pay it
    >don't tip
    >go tell me kid to piss over the bathroom
    Fuck em.

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