Hot Pockets No Longer Need Sleeve

HOLY FRICKING SHIT WE'RE LIVING THE FUTURE THEY PERFECTED THE FORMULA

https://www.dailydot.com/news/hot-pockets-sleeve/

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jannies must be ecstatic

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They fricking did it.. they really fricking did it?! WELL ILL BE A FILTHY FRICKING N

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit. They just wanted to save 3 cents per pocket.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's not this

      This is clearly a cost cutting move.
      Also if you're using that gay ass sleeve that means you're cooking these in the microwave instead of the oven and that makes you a giant loser

      or this

      more likely is that they finally conceded nobody is using the sleeves for their purpose

      if you heat one of them up you can be driving or walking around in the cold on a jobsite for like 20 minutes and your pocket will stay faithful and hot

      most people just eat them sitting at home

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is clearly a cost cutting move.
    Also if you're using that gay ass sleeve that means you're cooking these in the microwave instead of the oven and that makes you a giant loser

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >let me just wait 20 minutes for a hot pocket

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If I have to wait 20 minutes for a hot pocket imngoing to starve to death. I want my hot pockets and I want them NOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!
        STFU you fat ass b***h

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          hot pockets are minute snacks only a moron would bake them

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anything that can be microwaved is much better if you use an oven if its an option. The only people that say otherwise are lard asses who are willing to sacrifice quality for getting food in their fat ass stomachs as soon as possible.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The only people that say otherwise are lard asses who are willing to sacrifice quality for getting food in their fat ass stomachs as soon as possible.
              You make it sound like that's not an inherently noble purpose.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              microwave is different. sometimes i want the classic shitty pizza roll, sometimes i want it baked crispy. sometimes i want the shitty chewy bagel bite, sometimes i'll bake it.
              air fryer is better at this, heats up quicker.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >but alas I must first heat my scrumptious sack to the appropriate level!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They did it to reduce costs, and why would I be happy that they pour thirteen more weird ass chemicals into the dough to make it hard?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Air Fryer master race checking in. Only takes me 15 minutes to have vastly superior results.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >15 mins for a snack you eat in less than 5

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >2 hours to make a feast that you eat in less than 45 minutes
        Fat moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah my family used to do that all the time when I grew up and it unironically drove me nuts. It took a few decades after the last invite to even miss them.
          I am seriously asking you this:
          How does the much improved taste and quality of the food actually justify more than a few more minutes of attention in cooking?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Compare it to getting a slice of pizza from a local place to a slice of Red Baron but with a limp crust because it was microwaved

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >food comparisons
              Americans are awake?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >How does the much improved taste and quality of the food actually justify more than a few more minutes of attention in cooking?

            Look at you. You're so addicted to the internet that your attention span and dopamine reward system is absolutely destroyed. You can't even fathom making an extra effort and taking your time to produce quality meals because you just can't wait to get back to your tiktok scrolling. If and when you grow up, you'll realize that preparing our food is literally the most basic skill that separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom. For thousands of years, before the internet time wasting machine was invented, cooking with your loved ones was legitimate quality time spent, let alone sitting down and enjoying a meal you prepared together. Your attitude about this, and no doubt countless other topics, is unironically why no decent partner will ever date you and you'll remain alone for eternity.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              shut the frick up hot pockets are not quality meals

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >You can't even fathom making an extra effort and taking your time to produce quality meals because you just can't wait to get back to your tiktok scrolling.
              I can make quality meals, but the act of consuming them doesn't give my much enjoyment over a can of heated beans or a baked potato in the microwave or whatever (hot pockets are just too expensive for what I'm getting).
              Also I've never used tiktok and this site would be the one I lurk the most, few hours in my nightwatch work nightly.
              >If and when you grow up, you'll realize that preparing our food is literally the most basic skill that separates us from the rest of the animal kingdom.
              I thought it was tool use - need a means to cook before you acquire a skill in cookery, chicken and egg.
              >Your attitude about this, and no doubt countless other topics, is unironically why no decent partner will ever date you and you'll remain alone for eternity.
              Oh, I kind of figured that already and I can't feel too bad - there has never been anyone who has made more feel less lonely than myself.

              >For thousands of years, before the internet time wasting machine was invented, cooking with your loved ones was legitimate quality time spent, let alone sitting down and enjoying a meal you prepared together.
              This was the part I was missing, thanks.
              Time with others is sacrificial time to me - it's not unreasonable for others to expect it, but I fail to understand why someone asserting their ideas and intentions upon me with the hope of reciprocation is inherently pleasing to both parties. It seems to be for most people - if there is something I can actually physically do to find it pleasing instead of grating, I'd look into it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >there has never been anyone who has made more feel less lonely than myself.
                *made me
                I also really don't enjoy or get mukbanging at all - it seems incredibly obnoxious to me on principle.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              homie we're talking about making hotpockets.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you staring at your oven for the whole period of heating?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Until I invested in several cooking audio-alarm cooking thermometers, taking my eyes off of it would be a good way to ensure burning.
              My perception of time and instinct to set timers is pretty limited.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                just ask somebody else in the group home to watch it for you

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They never needed the sleeve

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hot pockets
    >frozen pizza exists
    after getting back into frozen pizza, i find slop like hot pockets and pizza rolls completely inedible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cool story, bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same actually

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nestle

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >HOLY FRICKING SHIT WE'RE LIVING THE FUTURE THEY PERFECTED THE FORMULA
    Bullshit.
    The sleeve meant I could put it in the microwave without caring about cleaning shit.
    Removing the sleeve is an absolute and objective loss.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fricking shit. microwave them then briefly put them in the oven so theyll come out good in not 40 minutes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Following your advice is probably how I will burn down my house accidentally.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of cramming your pocket into a crisper you can cram it up your ass now.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Translation: We stopped caring about you getting a crispy hot pocket in the microwave and elected to save the 3 cents each to bolster our faltering growth.

    Skimpflation at its worst.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont eat goyslop anymore

    Ever since I switched over to natural foods only my skin cleared up, I lost weight, and my wiener got a little bit thicker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yet you still use reddit words like "goyslop"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice try rabbi, you're never going to gaslight me into believing those israeli dick suckers at reddit use the term goyslop without getting -50 upboats and a shadowban.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mmm fewer microplastics

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nice try rabbi, you're never going to gaslight me into believing those israeli dick suckers at reddit use the term goyslop without getting -50 upboats and a shadowban.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Eating Hot Pockets when these exist
    Do you even Michelin Star?

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