How are Americans so fat if they spend the least time eating?

How are Americans so fat if they spend the least time eating?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's exactly why. They eat 3700 calories per 20 minute meal.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they
      mind your own business thirdie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I live in America, dumbbreasts. I just got back from the supermarket. Took my retiree neighbour lady with us. What did she buy? Ice cream, frozen enchiladas, sour cream and onion chips and some other things. She even commented as we walked past a mirror that "you don't realize* just how fat you are until you walk past a full length mirror."
        >* using American spelling
        The funny thing is, when she saw me getting in the car and asked if she could come along, she said that she "needed" to go shopping yet bought nothing anyone would actually need.
        She didn't even get dog food, which was the main reason she wanted to go and despite saying she was out of it, and said she'll just feed the dogs ground beef and rice because Pedigree or whatever brand is too expensive

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I live in America, dumbbreasts.
          >I just got back from the supermarket
          pressing x for doubt.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are not very smart.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I live in america
          >I have different opinions than the average 89 IQ flyover inbred
          pick one, thirdie ESL pajeet troony eurolard. nigel. at least we won the judgment of paris. ching chong chinaman. ywnbaw! I can tell you aren't american because you are not stupid like me

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All they eat is fast food, junk food and microwave meals. Not real food

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eatings
    americans swallow food without chewing

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Calorie density. American food is full off sugar to offset the fat they took out because everyone is scared of fat because a moron science man said it and media blared it to everyone, and the npcs unquestioningly ate it up. So now food is fat-free or reduced fat, but with sugar added to make it taste like something AND make it addictive. And everyone's weight keeps going up, so moron science man got proven wrong in the worst way possible - a full scale population study. And good luck reversing course - Big Sugar isn't going to let you fix shit.

    You can see it in any fast food menu - a meal combo will be 1000+ cals minimum, some even crack 2000. Double down, your fat ass is busting daily requirements. Add to the mix buffets and other "all you can eat" fair, plus deep fried everything you could want, on top of alcohol, we are consuming a frickton of calories.

    Meanwhile some french man is taking a 2 hour lunch to enjoy some ham on bread, with some butter. All fats, no sugar there, except for the little bit for the yeasty bois to get to work in the bread.

    Also, smoking used to keep Americans thinner. We banned that shit, so yeah, more fats as a result.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm going to spend more time eating my meals, because of this chart. Unironically, though. It made me realize that I don't enjoy my food, I just kind of hork it down and then go back to whatever I was doing. American work culture really forces us into these tiny timeslots where we only have an hour to ourselves to eat breakfast or lunch, and that has to account for travel, cooking or whatever else.

    In a lot of ways that's what forced the convenience factor, right? 30min to eat lunch means 10 minutes to get it, 20 minutes to eat it. It hasn't changed much since school, where we were taught the same thing with 20 minute lunch periods.

    Thanks OP, this post has actually made me think a lot.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soda and cars. If corn syrup beverages were banned and public transportation improved enough to be useful as something besides a rolling homeless shelter, the US obesity rate would be cut in half.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The weight will drop pretty quickly once they ask get the 'beetus and have to get both legs ampumuhtated.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's precisely why they're so fat. Instead of taking time to eat a meal and allowing their body to tell them they're full so they'll stop eating, they shove as much food as they can, as fast as they can, into their gullets because they're fat, disgusting frickpigs.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having just spent a couple weeks in a couple Euro countries, I am not convinced of this. Most portions were the same size as in America, and a lot of food was actually cheaper as well. The only things which were smaller/more expensive than in the US were sodas, gasoline and cars.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soda 24/7.
    Fat fricks can’t live without it.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember eating at mcdonalds in paris, I ate my big mac meal in like 5 minutes and this older french gentleman was visibly uncomfortable as I was getting up to leave, like bro I have things to go look at I'm not sitting in mcdonalds for 2 hours

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >scarf down a big mac, large fry, and large soda in 5 minutes, making horrible gastrointestinal sounds as you do so
      >waddle off, each thunderous step causing the floor to groan beneath you
      >a frenchman withers beneath your encroaching shadow, afraid that he's next as you lumber towards him
      >"wtf why do i make people uncomfortable"
      land of the free

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He sat by me first and I'm not fat

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm american and spend at least two hours, some of that is me drinking before I eat though. so are we talking actual forking time or sitting at the table time?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's simple. burgers are only allowed to eat the most digusting food on this planet. that's why they want to spend as little time eating them as possible. the fastfood may look nice but taste like crap. how the frick do you even swallow this kind of disgusting shit?
    back in my home country of Vietnam, the food are extremely delicious and you spend time with your friends eating and drinking. a feast can take hours to finish but the food is so delicious you'll want to waste time eating again the next hours.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look, this is the average real food that we eat on the weekends or whenever we feel like it, burgers. Your slop are for cattles to eat.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really need to go back to my country again to eat those delicious food. I can't put up with eating cattleslops anymore.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the average office lunch look like something that you pozzed troony will pay $200 at a restaurant just to eat an inferior version lmao.
    unlike you israelite-dominated corporation ruling cattle heaven, our food are diverse in nutrients. so we can eat our food leisurely without feeling hungry again afterward. your corporate master want you to eat more so they monkeypoxxed your food. the result is that you get the ameritards want to spend as little time to eat their cattleslop as posisble while still feeling hungry afterward and have to call for another portion to slurp their craving.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pic related

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Will you repeat that in English please?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unlike you israelite-dominated corporation ruling cattle heaven, our food are diverse in nutrients.
      >Vietnamese men are on average 164.44cm (5 feet 4.74 inches) tall.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think someone is going to count the ten seconds it takes to drink a cup of soda.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does all those people spend more than 20 minutes at each meal actually eating or gossiping?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most American "food" is industrial waste and chemicals.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Said the person who's never stepped a single toe on American soil yet goes to McDonald's at least once a month

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