How can anyone not like this?

How can anyone not like this?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thats not REAL Texas BBQ!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dont like black pudding. dont like that kind of bacon. and no im not american. im british but i prefer american bacon. its nicer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hun

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you will never be american.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >let's just put everything on a flat plate so the food can get cold faster
    britbong genius at work here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesnt warm his plates

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a soup so it goes on a plate

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too fat to eat shit like that. My arteries start to clog when I look at this image.

    Maybe I'll try it when I drop about 25 lbs.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Baked beans are the most disgusting food in existence for me. I find them unbelievably repulsive. Beans should never be sweet.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      british baked beans arent sweet really

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >baked beans
    >black shit
    >cooked tomato

    frickin nasty.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like casino buffet food

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eat pork because I don't want to get tapeworms (again). It's against my religion - the No Tapeworms religion.
    Picrel: man who eats like this and is RIDDLED with wrigglers.
    Gross.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      there are many ways to kill any possible parasites lingering in pork.
      cook your food to a proper internal temperature.
      if you don't want to overcook your food, you can also freeze it.
      Freezing meat for at least 7 days kills 99.99% of parasite eggs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In the book "The Parasite Chronicles" by parasitologist Boo H. Kwa, the author posits that the massive rise in undetected, chronic parasite infection in the West in recent decades, is due to the increase of third-world labourers working in food handling and delivery.
        It's not the food that is the problem, it's the hands of the people touching your food, and cutlery, and money, and doorknobs, and etc.
        Hand sanitizer, please.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you can cleanse a lot of parasites just by fasting until they starve to death, without having to buy a bunch of herbs from shady hippies

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Just fast, lad
            You think this fatty Danny McWormguts Malin has ever fasted a day in his life? I doubt he's ever skipped a single meal. The worms have total control of his mind.
            Many such cases.
            Fasting is an impossibility to such people. Herbs and pills and horsepaste is much better to start with.
            But first you have to wake them up out of the worm matrix.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Holistic home remedies vs. Medical care.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you from 1905 or living in a third world country? Not a lot of bad pork in the last century, bud.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >PORK! The other White Meat!
        >My balony has a first name, it's O.S.C.A.R
        >The narwhal bacons at midnight
        >Not a lot of bad pork in the last century, bud.
        Yes there certainly seems to be a long and concerted effort to constantly push pork on to the American public.
        It certainly seems like your owners want you to be infested with tapeworms that make you consoom sugar, fast food and degeneracy.
        It almost seems like a modus operandi.
        But never mind all that. What's a cestode? Larval cyst? It doesn't matter. Learning is for nazis. Eat more pork.
        Try the McRib!
        It's only available for a limited time.
        Gotta catch them all!
        Be gay and eat ass, and pork!
        USA! USA!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down, rabbi

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >rabbi
            >your owners
            I'm not your owner. Your owners don't eat pork.
            I'm your friend. High Teutonic bloodline.
            Your owners want you to be like Jack.
            Mindlessly consuming yourself to death.
            Eating scran and pork slop.
            I want to help you stop doing that.
            My memes are echolocation through their impregnable fog. Alert!
            Arise!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can hear your dreidel spinning through the screen, moshe.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The enemy has developed parasitic technology, but thankfully our TV men scientists have developed a countermeasure. We shine our light, and they wither and flush.
            TV Men are everywhere, every platform, every medium.
            The lightworkers are ending the reign of the toilet people. Your owners. The powers that were.
            Thumbs up!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/G2TNgyd.jpg

          >rabbi
          >your owners
          I'm not your owner. Your owners don't eat pork.
          I'm your friend. High Teutonic bloodline.
          Your owners want you to be like Jack.
          Mindlessly consuming yourself to death.
          Eating scran and pork slop.
          I want to help you stop doing that.
          My memes are echolocation through their impregnable fog. Alert!
          Arise!

          https://i.imgur.com/fDrXZmx.jpg

          The enemy has developed parasitic technology, but thankfully our TV men scientists have developed a countermeasure. We shine our light, and they wither and flush.
          TV Men are everywhere, every platform, every medium.
          The lightworkers are ending the reign of the toilet people. Your owners. The powers that were.
          Thumbs up!

          I can hear your dreidel spinning through the screen, moshe.

          Calm down, rabbi

          I'm not sure which of you guys is dumber: the guy posting shitty liberal speak parodies or the guy who apparently thinks that poster is being serious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't eat pork because I don't want to get tapeworms
      >It's against my religion - the No Tapeworms religion.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who doesn't like it? You made a thread to defend something no one is attacking.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dont care for white bread, beans, sausages and blood sausage

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably tastes good, but I ain't eating that pile of grease.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh breakfast innit?
    Frick off, Bong. Nobody cares. Start your own .co.uk website so you can get properly monitored by your shitty government. Stop shitting up this place.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't seethe. breathe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow. You should keep posting that. I'm sure it'll catch on, just like the rest of your moronic foreign culture.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there is no need to be upset my friend

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I would like to consider you a friend, but sadly you have no freedoms so we can't be friends.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He says while speaking English.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >says
            >speaking
            moron. Also, you frickers can't even spell.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1/10 not enough beans

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If that shit is the peak of your cuisine you got a problem

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >peak of your cuisine

      Never forget we invented the Sandwich

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    morons.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know right?!

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...anyone who would actually like salt and some spices on their food?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a full english breakfast isn't salty enough for anon
      what do you even eat?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beans do not belong on a plate along with sausages and eggs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beans are mid, eggs cooked subpar, tomato mid, sausage aight but inferior to other styles, bacon aight but inferior to other styles, black puddings okay.

      basically bongs fricked it up once again

      americans are so dumb

      hun

      ?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hate beans with a furious passion.
    everything else looks fine though i think the shrooms need to be fried abit more

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a disgusting combination.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beans are mid, eggs cooked subpar, tomato mid, sausage aight but inferior to other styles, bacon aight but inferior to other styles, black puddings okay.

    basically bongs fricked it up once again

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not liking something isn't the only alternative to liking it. In the case of a full English I - and probably many people - are more apathetic than hostile. There's nothing offensive about it, but it's such a seemingly random assortment of shit that doesn't really come together in any interesting way it's kind of a "meh" dish, and not really something worth seeking out or making.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are the things on top of the black pudding? never seen them before
    t. Bong

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think the grilled tomato would be good
    i've never had blood pudding but i would be willing to try it
    of course the rest is good

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baked beans have too much sugar. Sausage is the lowest quality meat fit for human consumption (barely). Eating blood is disgusting. Hash brown probably fried in sneed oils. Sliced bread is the worst bread you can buy, flour probably bleached and soy added. Never really enjoy tomatoes like that. The rest looks fine.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >americans are so dumb

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >13 US military bases currently on UK soil
    Eat shit, Nigel. Literally. Try to stop consuming those Big Macs and drinking Coca Cola. Go on. I dare ya. lol

    Ahhh ha ha ha ha

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