How did it feel to learn that this wasn't just filled with cooked mac and cheese?

How did it feel to learn that this wasn't just filled with cooked mac and cheese?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they give you a slop bucket of 26 pounds of mac and cheese?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like prepper shit.

      Some buttholes own bunkers they keep just in case the end of the world happens and they don't wanna go without their mac and cheese.

      What's funny is that this shit started out as fallout shelters. The point of stocking food was to wait out the period of time it took for ambient nuclear radiation to return to safe levels. Now they just kind of think some kind of Mad Max societal collapse is going to happen and however they figure the Max Max apocalypse will have resolved itself in the few months their food supplies last is anyone's guess.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        God, I hate preppers. The pre-post-peak oil world has been resolving itself just fine without overconsumption because it turns out letting warlords parade soccer teams and Tracer's ass in front of you makes people want to figure out a way to not have to deal with them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea what you just said

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm glad it wasn't just me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It looks like prepper shit.

          Some buttholes own bunkers they keep just in case the end of the world happens and they don't wanna go without their mac and cheese.

          What's funny is that this shit started out as fallout shelters. The point of stocking food was to wait out the period of time it took for ambient nuclear radiation to return to safe levels. Now they just kind of think some kind of Mad Max societal collapse is going to happen and however they figure the Max Max apocalypse will have resolved itself in the few months their food supplies last is anyone's guess.

          >man I hate when people are prepared for bad events just in case bad events happen
          >I want everyone to be as unprepared and reliant on the supply chain working and being available at all times as I am

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Meds.

          [...]
          >man I hate when people are prepared for bad events just in case bad events happen
          >I want everyone to be as unprepared and reliant on the supply chain working and being available at all times as I am

          People just don't learn. It's been 4 years and they just don't fricking learn.
          I really shouldn't complain. Think everything always goes according to plan? Get the frick out of my gene pool.

          >It looks like prepper shit.
          cuz it is
          the kind of morons that buy this shit are the people that are going to get raided first.

          >the kind of morons that buy this shit are the people that are going to get raided first.
          >1337 hax0r anon looking up who bought too much mac and cheese so his team of trained commandos know who to raid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Preppers? This looks like some sort of super bulk for some sort of food service or catering business.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah that checks out. the price of a prepper meal kit instead of going to restaurant depot and buying a 50 pound bag of macaroni, bulk butter/cream, and some goyslop cheese for like 50 bucks.
          totally checks out.
          if you get the chance please bash your head in a door frame

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >butter milk and cream
            >20 years in a bucket in my basement
            Oh boy, you sure are moronic

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              your reading comprehension is zero. you are the dumbest Black person that ever shucked and jive on this earth. you are so dumb that the movie dumb and dumber was based on your entire existence.
              learn to read you stupid dumb illiterate, mentally challenged moron. y ou're probably gay too

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              just freeze dry it bro

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I won't bash my head in a door frame, but I was mistaken about what the product was for, it is indeed marketed as a emergency preparedness item after some googling. However, for your rudeness, I will request that you attempt to make sweet love to a belt sander with no lubrication other than natural lubration.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              that's fine. i need to take a wet explosive shit anyway

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Funny thing about peppers is you just know who they are even if they aren't obvious about it. What use is prepping against the apocalypse when Chad raider is already ready to scoop your stash away from you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How do you know who are the non-obvious ones?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They're fat boomers or wear tactical pants in public

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Chad raider is already ready to scoop your stash away from you?
          Chad is going to learn the hard way that having a chiseled jawline doesn't make you bulletproof.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, remember when it was the preppers panic buying and getting into fist fights over toilet rolls?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >however they figure the Max Max apocalypse will have resolved itself in the few months their food supplies last is anyone's guess.
        The point isn't to outlast the apocalypse, it's to outlast the actual collapsing of civilization so all the Black folk will have shot each other by the time you need to drive into town to restock.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >not sharing the food and starting a communal farm
          The chad tribesmen will raid you for supplies.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well yeah, that's the idea. To be a foundation for a community. That's why preppers usually have dozens of firearms, for example.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If Chad doesn't go to the gun range regularly, his ass is grass to anyone who does. Same with Tyrone, if he's gangsta gripping he ain't hitting shit. Chad and Tyrone definitely have the upper hand on any Steve and Stacy with zilch for arms and training though. Chad will be pounding their buttholes and taking their pantry supplies first. Meaning liberals will be the first to go.

            >they figure the Max Max apocalypse will have resolved itself in the few months their food supplies
            No prepper is dumb enough to only have a few months worth of food. Two years worth is generally minimum.

            If the prepper is doing it for weather emergencies only, then a few months is all you need. You only need years for nuclear war and social collapse.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nitwit you hold a gun sideways because it's easier to point it at someone who might hide behind cover up close, like say if you're robbing a store? A standard grip is more accurate but the angle won't work out right. In a robbery you don't want to kill, you want to intimidate. So the gun needs to remain pointed squarely at them. This is also true to a lesser extent in a stick up. God I hate softwienered conservatives.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >it's easier to point it at someone who might hide behind cover up close
                >A standard grip is more accurate but the angle won't work out right.
                This is a fantastic shitpost, you should post this on /k/

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, feel free. If they think it through they'll say the same thing. Ideally if you're robbing someone at gunpoint you *never* pull the trigger, so the tradeoff of actual accuracy in favor of intimidation value is acceptable.

                >my traitorous eyes are disagreeing with the Party again!

                No I trust my eyes, and I want to use them to observe documented statistical information before I conclude "crime is legal" because youtube and msm said so

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Usually when I commit robbery I do want to kill. So yeah, you're talking out of your ass, buddy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Amateur

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It looks like prepper shit.
        cuz it is
        the kind of morons that buy this shit are the people that are going to get raided first.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they figure the Max Max apocalypse will have resolved itself in the few months their food supplies
        No prepper is dumb enough to only have a few months worth of food. Two years worth is generally minimum.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Mad Max societal collapse is going to happen
        It's already happening. Crime is legal in CA & NY, shit is literally shutting down. Gangs roving around killing and beating people. The god damn NG got called out for NYC, I mean frick, that is a sign that shit is at disaster levels.
        > and however they figure the Max Max apocalypse will have resolved itself in the few months their food supplies last is anyone's guess.
        Preppers have different time & objectives. Basic prepping is for hurricanes and disasters where shit is out for a week to a month. End of the world preppers have YEARS of shit plus bunkers. You shouldn't conflate the two because they prep for different outcomes.

        Also, shitting on preppers went out of style once the pandemic hit, and critics lost all credibility. Now everyone has lived through supply shortages and food shortages - you should fricking know better (but morons gonna moron). AND you are all still getting buttfricked by bidenflation. And that isn't getting into the manufactured shortages that come from incompetence.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Crime is legal in CA & NY, shit is literally shutting down. Gangs roving around killing and beating people
          Ur a lunatic lmfao

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can't show migrant footage because its age restricted.

            Video proof is literally a google away.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Show me the statistics please :>

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >my traitorous eyes are disagreeing with the Party again!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's already happening. Crime is legal in CA & NY, shit is literally shutting down. Gangs roving around killing and beating people.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is actually a food service product. Cafeterias, jails, etc. would be the primary market. Might also be used by bargain bin caterers and shitty restaurants.

        Generally better to buy a sauce base and pasta separately though. Even for prepping, you can get better value by buying a just add water sauce and bulk dry pasta.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cafeterias buy it in boxes, the point of the bucket is that it has a gasketed, threaded lid and protects from environmental damage.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, you sure showed that guy you made up to be mad at.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >slop bucket of 26 pounds of mac and cheese
      untapped market ripe for the picking and plucking and fricking

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Think of all the fat boomers you can sell that to. They should have enough money left over after buying that 10th ar15 and 3rd boat

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Boomers are fudds. They don’t buy AR-15s, they sell overpriced nuggets and bubba’d SKSs

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fudds pervade every generation. Fudds don't buy AR-15s or SKSes, or AKs, they buy Minis and leverguns.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did that guy Davis even come to you?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it would be cheaper to buy twice as many boxes of store brand shit and empty them into a 5 gallon pail.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do zoomie babbies really not know about the mac bucket?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is in it then?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would devour that

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i did tree work at a place that was prepping for the apocalypse and they had like 20 of these mac n cheese buckets stashed away. nice folks.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait. It isn’t???

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nothing ever happenschads are lmaoing
    >two more weeks!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does that bucket look like it got like another 2 buckets shoved inside it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The bottom rim is to keep in from getting jammed into another bucket when you stack them. I don't know why the middle rim is there.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Which one of you guys did this on 11/7/2023??
    LOLOL!!

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