How do i cook food for this mammal

How do i cook food for this mammal

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    look up guides online. gotta get the nutrients perfect or the cat dies early.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

      throw it into the river and let it eat fish

      No tjas mean

      https://i.imgur.com/hgFjEav.gif

      Caturday!
      my advice? just buy the best premade food you can that's made using animal proteins. Blue wilderness is what i use to buy when I had a cat. Prioritize wet over dry but if you only have dry, you can add a bit of water to it and your cat will love it.

      Premade foods are very cucked. Ive been thinking of doing

      Just feed it raw meat.

      but idk where to get the best meat for that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but cats can't eat only muscle meat or they'll develop deficiencies. If you want a raw diet, you'll need organ meat as well and that's where the headache starts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hmmmmmmmm ok. Whats the best organ?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You'll need whole animals like mice and rabbits. It's not a one size fits all, cats in the wild eat the whole prey.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Thats true. Where can i buy full prey animals like that?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can either raise em yourself or buy em frozen on pet snake websites. Keep in mind that if your cat is used to dry kibbles or canned wet food, you have a near zero chance to have them eat raw shit like mice and rabbits. You'll need to prepare em yourself and hopefully your cat isn't too picky.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No dont worry my cats come from natural litters so their mothers alr taught them what prey they can eat. The male cats catches and eats a entire mouse everyday and the female sometimes. If they can get them they even eat every part of a blackbird except the hard tail part.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >The male cats catches and eats a entire mouse everyday
                I hope you live on a farm, otherwise having that many mice around ain't normal.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You just start feeding your cat broth with little chunks of meat with their kibble. Then slowly add more meat.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not needed fortunatly

                No dont worry my cats come from natural litters so their mothers alr taught them what prey they can eat. The male cats catches and eats a entire mouse everyday and the female sometimes. If they can get them they even eat every part of a blackbird except the hard tail part.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what I've been doing for a couple months is
      de-bone ten pounds chicken leg quarters
      steam the bones because I have more than enough stock
      cut the bones up to make it easier to grind
      I'll leave some skin on the chicken but not all.
      freeze the raw meat for an hour or two
      then hand grind, trying to even it out so I don't have to mix much after
      raw chicken meat
      cooked bone
      1.25 lbs of chicken livers
      1.25 lbs of chicken gizzards
      the two cat's like it a lot
      the younger one still eats some dry food some days
      but I'll be checking to see If there needs to be more added. I want the cats to live long lives
      I freeze the food I prepare in silicone butter molds get about 24 sticks depending if I overfill them
      gives enough food for a couple weeks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > gotta get the nutrients perfect or the cat dies early.

      How many boosters?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    throw it into the river and let it eat fish

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Caturday!
    my advice? just buy the best premade food you can that's made using animal proteins. Blue wilderness is what i use to buy when I had a cat. Prioritize wet over dry but if you only have dry, you can add a bit of water to it and your cat will love it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just feed it raw meat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this
      Cats don't cook in the wild. Raw fish and poultry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cats cannot spread toxoplasmosis without raw meat intake.
      that said, my mother switched to raw meat diet and do raw chicken until she found raw rabbit at a pet store. the cats would even chew up and eat the bones (which is fine for poultry as long as they are uncooked)

      • 1 month ago
        op

        That kinda doesnt matter if you let it outside (which you should)

        I walk my cat on a leash in my yard and up and down my street. How toxobrained am I?

        Toxoplasmosis doesnt affect the brain directly if you didnt get like a organ transplant or sonething

        https://i.imgur.com/mTHlUuc.jpeg

        Fake

        toxxmaxxed

        Fake

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Whats with all the catphobes on ck?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have never met a catgay who wasn't also some degree of an inhumane sociopath.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have never met a catgay?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Look at me I love le cute innocent animal
          >No I don't care that my actions hurt that anon

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Guess we should ban cars since they literally kill hundreds or thousands of people per annum.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Breathtaking lack of self-awareness.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Guess we should ban cars since they literally kill hundreds or thousands of people per annum.

          Your lack of empathy doesn't make you intelligent.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Your lack of empathy doesn't make you intelligent.
            t. untermensch

            'The Desire to Inspire Compassion.—La Rochefoucauld, in the most notable part of his self portraiture (first printed 1658) reaches the vital spot of truth when he warns all those endowed with reason to be on their guard against compassion, when he advises that this sentiment be left to men of the masses who stand in need of the promptings of the emotions (since they are not guided by reason) to induce them to give aid to the suffering and to be of service in misfortune: whereas compassion, in his (and Plato's) view, deprives the heart of strength. To be sure, sympathy should be manifested but men should take care not to feel it; for the unfortunate are rendered so dull that the manifestation of sympathy affords them the greatest happiness in the world'.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Who?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You can say whatever words you like, but what are you doing with your life?

              • 1 month ago
                op

                Feeding Cat

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                lol.

              • 1 month ago
                op

                Alr but who has the most unfunniest cat jokes? Ill start

                >soylent? No thanks, im a cat.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What did the cat say to the other cat?

                Cat we all just get along

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Your lack of empathy doesn't make you intelligent.

        'Aha! — so far from being a madman, he was saner, you see, than the average of our race; for he had a warm spot in him for cats. When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction'.
        - Mark Twain

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Typical of psychos to use the convenience of common etiquette to disguise their deep hatred for fellow man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In my experience, it's the inverse
        People who don't like cats almost always end up being rude egotistical buttholes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That'd be the toxos

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It suggested that infection with this parasite emboldened infected wolves into behavior that determined leadership roles and influenced risk-taking behavior
          >The study determined that at times, an infected wolf would become the only breeding male in a pack
          Toxos make LITERAL alpha males lol.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Raw or cooked?
            raw
            they'd eat the cooked fish, but they prefer the raw fish by a mile

            • 1 month ago
              op

              Makes sense

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            troony tier cat shit hrt

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's one autistic sperg. I've seen him around the entire website. He even posts photographs of him shooting cats.
      Then accuses others of being sociopaths. Too dumb to see the hypocrisy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Catpsychos coping with any possibility besides their potential victims finally waking up to their evil.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Guess we should ban cars since they literally kill hundreds or thousands of people per annum.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exterminating vermin is not hypocritical.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're more vermin than any cat

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That is not factual statement. I give more to the world than I take from it.

            • 1 month ago
              op

              What exactly do you give? Sewage?

              collecting pets will not make your parents love more or give you more attention
              get over it

              Acctually im sure it will.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >What exactly do you give
                moronic opinions

              • 1 month ago
                op

                >implying

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You're a weird guy. I guess you've made peace with that though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I kill snakes because they harm humans.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Chinese CCP shills are out in full force all over Culinaly

      • 1 month ago
        op

        Uhh ok ig

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Culinaly is full of sandBlack folk lately.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They like cats and hate dogs, dummy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >phobe
      >ck
      Go back.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Lol my cat shits in (your) garden only

    Srlsy tho i dont blame you for hating cats when the elites tell you they need a litterbox

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cat shits in (my) garden
      >cat disappears
      >no longer cat shit in (my) garden

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They like milk, get pregnant and lactate?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just let your cat outside, he'll sort himself out
    I need to feed my cat once a week max

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my cat's spend tons of time out doors but they are used to getting fed, and have fun with critters instead of eating them
      but they hardly ever use the litter bin so that's a huge plus

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      About one in four cats is a hunter, not feeding them can be a death sentence

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when i cooked my ny strip steaks from costco, my room mate's cat would pester me for a few bites. i would only give it a few catmouth-sized pieces at first. he would jump up on my bed lean on my office chair, pawwing my shoulder, then i would take a piece and feed him like that. and then i regularly started portioning about 20% of one strip in small bitesized pieces for him. one time i was really sick and couldn't handfeed him, so i put the pieces in a bowl for him. he looked up at me almost like he couldn't believe thst all that meat was for him. when he finished he leapt up on lap and napped while purring for about an hour and a half. my room mate moved out but i still miss the cat. i wonder if the cat misses me and the streaks we would share.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very cute
      I am in a similar situation, roommate's cat loves me to death and is very interactive. His owner doesn't give him a whole lot of attention like playtime or holding him, etc
      I would have moved out long ago if it werent for that cat, will be sad when one of us inevitably leaves one day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          op

          Why do you think he is?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Haha funny doeg

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Thats the moms fault, she didnt teach ur cats what prey to eat
    I did get them asap (8-10weeks) from my pops cousin,
    and they don't allow cats in that trailer park. so they keep them in the house

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >8-10 weeks
      Thats acctually perfect. I got my female with 8 weeks and she knew that you could eat mice. Also getting a cat at that age has the upside that it can adapt to your routine.

      About one in four cats is a hunter, not feeding them can be a death sentence

      Thats why we need more cats that know to teach their kittens that you can eat mice

      Here ya go

      Thanks ill watch it later

      Typical of psychos to use the convenience of common etiquette to disguise their deep hatred for fellow man.

      Nope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are four cat personality types, like the four humors

        Bruiser
        Den cat
        Hunter
        Maverick

        Bruisers maintain the hierarchy and take food from other cats
        Den cats raise kittens and clean the cat colony
        Hunters be hunting, they kill for food and for sport
        Mavericks go outside of colony territory and sometimes move between colonies, they also hunt when bored or to gain favor with a colony
        I have so many cats, bro, it's somewhere between fricking annoying and also hilarious
        Humans have cohabitated with cats longer than with dogs, because watching people fail on Youtube is brand-new; watching cats fail has been timeless before time recorded history
        Anyway they're obligate carnivores so they should only eat meat and fat or they can develop pancreas problems

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Anyway they're obligate carnivores

          That's basically the most important part to remember.
          Dogs are potetially omnivor. You CAN feed a dog without meat - if you particularly REALLY hate him.
          Cats are 100% carnivores.
          Their whole digestive system is designed for animal protein. They don't taste sugar since carbs are irrelevant for them.
          Otherwise the protein composition has to be very carefully managed for it to not be harmful - somthing pretty much only the industry can do, hence cat food being able to not completely consist of meat but also other ingredients which cats normally cannot handle well.
          So feed it fresh meat and you are pretty much done. Some fish here and there and it is pretty much golden.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here ya go

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t. Cooked food is bad for cats.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You really don't have to go out of your way, cats will eat just about anything. If you're preparing some kind of meat or fish for dinner, just give them some of that raw in addition to their regular food

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    > Le toxoplasmosis
    Another redditor of whom has no clue as to what he's talking about. I'd make fun of you for being underage and moronic but the sad part is you're probably above thirty.
    Cats (besides parrots) are the best pets. You will cope and seethe.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cook for a pet
    Just buy them some walmart kibble. It's going to die in 10 years anyway.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's going to die in 10 years
      Jesus one of our rescues is 22 or 23 years old

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cat years are not the same as human ones.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No we caught him back in 2003 he's an Egyptian mao I have no idea how he got here

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            2003? Wow, that's like 14,000 in cat years

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah he's fur and bones but he's still sharp and loud as hell

              • 1 month ago
                op

                What kind of company is he in?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We foster kittens and keep the unadoptables
                We've got a Maine coon, a Turkish van (also no clue how she got stateside) a pair of American shorthairs, some mixed-breeds, and this lunkhead

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                collecting pets will not make your parents love more or give you more attention
                get over it

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cat
    you better be a female

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cats are precious and sweet and if you hate them (or dogs really) you're just a bitter butthole

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You can feed them cream, cream effectively has no lactose, it's in tiny trace amounts
    That works for people, too, BTW, you can substitute cream and water for milk in just about anything
    Also tomato soup made with 1 part cream to 2 or 3 parts water is fricking delicious, do that next time you want tomato soup

    • 1 month ago
      op

      Alr, thanks. Btw cat milk 8s a scam. All it is is lactose free milk wirh low quality cream for 10-200x the price.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >My aunt who studied biology said that sugar intenifies the taste

    For us? Yes. It's called synergy. Biologically they still work on completely different receptors - but just as with seeing and our eyes we taste with our BRAIN, not our mouth. The brain then combines the signals coming from all those taste receptors into sth that is more than the sum of its parts.
    You can see this by the fact that often it's not as simple as "You add some spice - you taste that amount of spice". Ever eaten chocolate or ANYTHING sweet without a bit of salt? Ever eaten tomato without sugar? Does a tomato taste "sweet" to you? But the more sugar in it the more "tomato-y" it tastes.
    Mixes of spices are more than the sum of their parts, hence to this day there are no serious artificial taste checking sensors, it always have to be test humans.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cook
    you dont. feed raw.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cats R cool.
    They need a boatload of animal based proteine to be healthy

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    open a tin of tuna

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah we had three shorthairs and adopted two out kept the little one, she basically has the cat version of Crohn's needs a special diet
    Then we found her brother after the family decided they didn't want to own a cat anymore and returned him a year later, so we were like frick it, he's coming back home
    He freaked out when we took him to the vet, he thought we were returning him too, when we brought him back he basically passed out clutching me at dinner, he's a sweetheart, Achilles, you're never going to another shelter ever ever again

    collecting pets will not make your parents love more or give you more attention
    get over it

    That's not how it works, when you foster kittens the point is to get them into other people's homes and lives, but some of them either bond too much or have heath or behavioral issues that make them unsuitable for adoption, people who foster call them "foster fails"
    That little grey kitty had to have a ton of specialized surgery that the foster agency wasn't willing to pay for so we adopted him and found an orthopedic specialist to amputate his leg in a way that wouldn't impede his ability to sit and groom himself
    Nebelungs are cool, it was money well spent, he's always happy now that he's not in pain
    His umbilical cord wrapped around his foot and it atrophied and fell off a couple of months after he was born, problem is, kittens will outgrow their skin and so his leg bones were just sticking out, he needed baths 3x day until he weighed enough for the surgery, his first 9 months were constant pain
    Now he's the bestest little man and fricking tripods are jacked, they're all muscle, so fun to play with

    • 1 month ago
      op

      That sounds like a happy ending!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fukken based.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Diggies and thank you
        Here's Kitten
        We call her Kitten because she's actually way to aggressive especially around other cats and will draw blood, I have a scar down my wrist looks like a fricking suicide attempt
        She's only nice when she's one-on-one out in the garage so she's my gaming buddy (converted the garage into a TV room and put a partition in it so the other side's a shed with the pumps for the sprinkler system)

        Oh I almost forgot most cats are lysine deficient so if you make their food be sure to include hearts and livers, offal meat
        It's also OK for cats to have a little corn, I've never had a cat that didn't like corn chips

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >corn chips
          Maybe it's the salt, ours has sometimes weirdly showed an interest in certain canned vegetables (packed in salt water).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Samegay to clarify, "showed an interest" even after the canned veg were in a bowl (b/c naturally any can opening suggests possibility of wet food)

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you really loved it you would let it hunt its own food.

    • 1 month ago
      op

      I do but its not enough

      https://i.imgur.com/TYB1740.png

      Fukken based.

      Agreed

      This is quite a deep rabbit hole (no pun intended) but this was a commonly cited site at one point:
      https://catinfo.org/

      disclaimer, we still use off the shelf food 🙁

      Alr ok

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is quite a deep rabbit hole (no pun intended) but this was a commonly cited site at one point:
    https://catinfo.org/

    disclaimer, we still use off the shelf food 🙁

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Giblets and eggs

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My cats are all picky homosexuals. It took forever to find the right food that the pricks will all eat together without all the hassle. I mean, my one cat is such an butthole, he won't even eat things like a tuna steak. Dogs are so much better with this. I felt like kickin my cats' asses every day until I found this one food they all agree on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he won't even eat things like a tuna steak
      did you cut it up for him?
      my one cat wouldn't eat that raw chicken stuff I prepare. that was when I just piled it on the dish. but after spreading it out a bit, she'll always eat it

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like to give my cats shredded cooked chicken breasts mixed with a small amount of white rice and an l-lysine powder (specifically for cats) to supplement their regular diet. Good advice itt, thanks anons, I'll be mixing some organs for them. This lil homie looks like the op pic, his name is Tater Tot because he looked like a tater tot when he was born. Note my scratching-post couch.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't, your "furbaby" prefers it raw.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I usually just give the creature canned food. But occasionally I'll supplement it with sardines and kibble. She goes crazy for the deenz.

    Make sure to get boneless skinless no salt added in water. The ones in oil can have garlic and onion which is toxic to cats.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. Give it raw meat.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how can i prepare that mammal

    • 1 month ago
      op

      You dont

      https://i.imgur.com/kGDUAd6.jpeg

      Boiled carrots.

      https://youtube.com/shorts/TDE-7NIY6cU?si=N3o4CHkWXIXT6CFF

      Checked

      Haha funny doeg

      No thats car

      I used to live in a small town and about half the diet of our cats were wild birds, field mice, moles, voles etc because we let them roam outside all day. The other half was generic canned slop or kibble for pets

      Ok

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this homie checking singles

        • 1 month ago
          op

          What??

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            All the posts are single digits you stupid ass motherfricker.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              the "checked" out the video
              tard

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Kek

              >phobe
              >ck
              Go back.

              [...]

              .com

              the "checked" out the video
              tard

              Actually i meant the carrot part but yeah

              Meds NOW!

              Nope -->

              [...]

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Meds NOW!

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Boiled carrots.

    https://youtube.com/shorts/TDE-7NIY6cU?si=N3o4CHkWXIXT6CFF

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to live in a small town and about half the diet of our cats were wild birds, field mice, moles, voles etc because we let them roam outside all day. The other half was generic canned slop or kibble for pets

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    autism, the post.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when I had a cat, I would buy kibble, and throw in some salmon here and there when I had some. or just some raw beef. cats love it.
    but really, in my experience, fish is what they love best.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tuna, specifically, I think, because of the protein.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        right. they'd straight up go mad upon hearing the sound of me opening the tuna can.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, too bad we can't eat tuna anymore, if it's bad for me at 650lb then I hate to think what that much mercury would do to a 10lb furball.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken breast
    Cut off excess fat
    Boil until fully cooked
    Let cool
    Shred
    Serve to mittens on a shallow plate and give her a little kiss on the forehead

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who cooks for a pet is insane.

    • 1 month ago
      op

      Nope

      Culinaly users have convinced themselves that cats are the liberal pet while dogs are the alt-right pet

      Yeah, its kinda sad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        0 reason to cook for a pet

        • 1 month ago
          op

          Yes there is, if you dont, it dies early.

          troony tier cat shit hrt

          Are you having a stroke?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Huh??

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Culinaly users have convinced themselves that cats are the liberal pet while dogs are the alt-right pet

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I heard the like grilled chicken

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Checked

      Cats are actually highly advanced reptiles, not mammals.

      Fake

      Huh??

      Hm?

      • 1 month ago
        op

        Whopse forgot op tag

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cats are actually highly advanced reptiles, not mammals.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I walk my cat on a leash in my yard and up and down my street. How toxobrained am I?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      toxxmaxxed

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