how do i drink it black?

how do i drink it black?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >brew
    >drink
    how difficult is that

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you lift the cup to your mouth and tip it (into your mouth)
    i hope this post helps, good luck

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cut out half the sugar in your diet and then as long as you like coffee flavors in the first place, you won't want it any way but Black

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I consume sugars like a rabid dicksucker and I still like my coffee black

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy a blonde roast whole bean to use within a week. After a week it'll start to go stale, but it's still drinkable. Blondes have the mildest flavor making for a good intro. Grind it to how you're planning on brewing it. Pour overs are the easiest and cheapest. Heat water to just below boiling. Brew, pour, then add a tiny pinch of salt.

    Alternatively to using hot water. If you can find larger filter bags for it, you can soak the grounds in cold water for 20ish hours to make a sweeter cold brew.

    Look at the flavor profile on the bag, and pair it with foods that match it. Citrus with lemon tarts, chocolate with chocolate. Take a bite of the food, then sip.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based guppie coming in with the advice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >kay just eating peantbutter out of the fricking jar with her fingers
        Instantly the best girl.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You realize that's a cartoon some man drew and not a real person with a personality or thoughts...right? Right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      buy decent coffee, preferably a light or medium-light roast and use a non-shit brewing method like french press.

      I don't understand why people like blond roasts. Blond roasts taste sour to me.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pour coffee into cup
    Do not add anything else
    Drink
    Swallow
    Repeat steps 1 to 4

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buy it with foodstamps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just stop putting cream and sugar in your coffee. at first it will be gross but eventually you will prefer it like that. it might take like a week or two.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You just get used to it.

    I didn't like black coffee either until I got an office job. They had shitty powdered creamer so I ended up just sipping in disgust at black folgers out of necessity. After a few months I was used to it and now I think sweet coffee is absolutely disgusting. Only black Folgers Classic tastes right and that's all I drink at home now.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My preferred coffee is black freshly brewed with some ice cubes. Perfection.
    The ice waters it down and cools it down so it doesn't burn my freaking face off.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Put slightly less sugar or milk in it. A week later put even less. A week later put even less than last time. Repeat until you're not adding anything. Coffee is addictive and you'll learn to associate the new flavor with your caffeine kick and begin to crave it.

    Me, I like a couple tablespoons of half and half or milk in it. Don't see any reason to change.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    buy decent coffee, preferably a light or medium-light roast and use a non-shit brewing method like french press.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >non-shit brewing method
      >like french press.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with french press coffee?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not that anon, but this one

          https://i.imgur.com/vpA6SI5.jpg

          Buy a blonde roast whole bean to use within a week. After a week it'll start to go stale, but it's still drinkable. Blondes have the mildest flavor making for a good intro. Grind it to how you're planning on brewing it. Pour overs are the easiest and cheapest. Heat water to just below boiling. Brew, pour, then add a tiny pinch of salt.

          Alternatively to using hot water. If you can find larger filter bags for it, you can soak the grounds in cold water for 20ish hours to make a sweeter cold brew.

          Look at the flavor profile on the bag, and pair it with foods that match it. Citrus with lemon tarts, chocolate with chocolate. Take a bite of the food, then sip.

          The reason I wouldn't personally recommend a French Press is that presses vary wildly in construction. A good, metal press is great, but anon might be tempted to buy a cheap plastic one that doesn't make a good seal. You'll end up with lots of grains in your drink if you buy a shitty press. It's also a bit more artisanal than most other methods of brewing coffee as you need to use your nose which requires a bit of practice to get down.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cold brew?
    put little bit of salt? (dunno if that still counts as black)

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you do it if you don't like it. Put some milk in it. It will cut the bitterness.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Add sweeteners
    TRUST ME

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adding sugar to coffee mitigates the stress reaction in your body to caffeine by giving it an immediately usable glucose source. This is part of why sugar is so universally added to coffee. It is good for you to add sugar to coffee. If you like sugar in your coffee, put sugar in your coffee. Don't make yourself drink coffee in a way that you don't enjoy.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop thinking and be mindless

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