How do I get into mushroom picking? There's wild chanterelles, karljohan and champignons in my area.

How do I get into mushroom picking?

There's wild chanterelles, karljohan and champignons in my area.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just eat as many mushrooms as you can and if you dont die then you know it's safe

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    step 1. be a selfish dick who hates nature
    step 2. steal food from other organisms

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Time to trip balls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah so that's how foxes get so smart.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why is that bird watching him do that and what happened next???

          u can eat amanitas just fine dipshits, they're one of my favorites for the amazing nap they induce. i wake up after 1-2 hours feeling like fricking superman. for real, try them

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the magpie definitely talked him into it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is the fox northern europes version of the mongoose?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is that bird watching him do that and what happened next???

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        These are some amazing shots.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      usually has a mushroom foraging thread
      Get a mushroom ID book for your area, don't worry about needing to ID every mushroom you come across, but do try to ID some of them conclusively (there are surprising not many species of mushrooms compared to other organisms imo, if you leaf through your ID book a couple times you'd be surprised how many mushrooms will start to look familiar)
      Whenever I find a mushroom I also usually google "*mushroom* look alikes" just to be sure also

      probably bait but mushrooms are very calorically dense, so you're realistically only taking a small portion of food from some fungus gnats

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, stop being a homosexual and buy them like everyone else. Hedgehogs have no money, finding them for free is their ONLY option.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dumb idiots false brown cap
      Should have said "White stalk with a brown top" instead of " brown top with a white stalk"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't make that pic, but I recreated it real quick.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here is the noob version:

    1) If it has a sponge on the underside and grows from the forest floor and not on wood then it won't kill you.

    2) when looking for type 1) shrooms there is one who is bitter, don't eat that.

    3) the best ones are porcini and bay bolete, carefully study how they look like and other characteristics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >If it has a sponge on the underside and grows from the forest floor and not on wood then it won't kill you.
      Are you suggesting that all boletes are edible?? I don't think that's right. Aren't the red ones highly toxic?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only TYLOPILUS FELLEUS is poison but it wont kill you. The rest just tastes shitty.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >The rest just tastes shitty.
          *exept the ones I've mentioned

          I have several books here.

          Also they grow in fir forests, you can spot them on google earth when setting the time to winter. They will be green.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I get into mushroom picking?
    When in doubt, throw it out. All other rules are irrelevant.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only hunt morels in the spring. Last season was the most Ive ever seen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you, I'm so jealous. They don't grow in the deep south.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Im in Iowa and there were tons. Gave away so many

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is that the Russian porn star who goes by a half dozen names?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, Randy Gaper

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anjelica was too beautiful for porn

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you dont because we're sick of homosexuals like you asking "LMAO IF I EAT THIS WILL I GET HIGH? XD"

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have this mushroom here for you. You think it's edible?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Step 1: Learn to recognise deadly mushrooms
    Step 2: Only pick mushrooms you recognise

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She must have paid a frick ton just to be a butterface

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Incel

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