How do I get it anons

Olive garden had a few years ago the LIFETIME pasta pass. Free unlimited pasta for the rest of your life. It was $400. Anons. I need this. How can I be the exception and get it.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was a pasta, a sauce, and a topping, which was meatballs, chicken, or sausage. It's literally free food forever.

    Temm me how it can be mine.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >only 400$

    What are terms and conditions on that shit. There is no way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Read through them all, only thing I could find that could cover their asses was that the menu items change frequently and that it is subject to that. Apparently only like 50 people actually got it..
      Send me the CEO I want this shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think it was something like only once every 2 days and max 14$ pasta dishes X 2 with all the soup salad and breadsticks you wanted. Also it sold out in like 30 seconds for 200ish? people and reselling/scalping was impossible. It also came it a really moronic specially box that had a fricking LCD screen that played an intro when you opened it. I swear it looks as if they spent 50$ on these crazy custom boxes just for the few youtubers to make a video and get massive free publicity

      The yearly passes are honestly not bad for the price.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    iirc, there was a guy who posted his card here. Or am I mistaken?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah some black guy and he would post every day he went the breakdown and the savings

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah some black guy and he would post every day he went the breakdown and the savings

      Found the OG thread. Seems like OP is referring to a different pass? https://archived.moe/ck/thread/9487609/#9487609

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes
        Of those 9 week winners 50 were selected to be able to pay $400 more to get lifetime pasta for free. It's fricking insane and I want it.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was like a one time lottery thing. The only way you could get it now is become semi famous and write a song about Olive Garden that gets popular (like that country guy did about Applebees) or somehow meme Olive Garden in a positive way

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its like a very small step up from frozen pasta dinners

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frozen pasta dinners don't come free for your entire life.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should have got the subway tattoo

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Still got to tip your server on the value of the pasta dishes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd tip in pasta

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying
      I'd just go to a different olive garden like every other week and never tip. They're a shitty chain and they're everywhere, so road trips would have free food. Just switch it up for 1-2 weeks on the regular so they don't open up their jar of "extra typhoid for naughty cheapskate boys".

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Olive garden clutch save

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > free food
    > $400
    pick one

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not endorsing this but the answer probably involves kidnapping

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