How do I get this in Europe?

How do I get this in Europe? Why is it that pretzel was invented in Europe and yet we're not allowed to have pretzel crust pizza? How is that fair?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a good business opportunity for you. I wish you the best, my friend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're not allowed to start companies. The only way I can have pretzel pizza is if the central committee add the item to the production allocation for the next 5 years plan. Unfortunately no member of my family knows a high ranking public servant.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s alright but nothing to lose sleep over, set your sights higher eurogay

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I saw you eating this shit I don't care I'm just killing you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems a tad extreme.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not doing shit, pussy

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a European from a country where pretzels are traditional and the thought of a 'pretzel crust' seems like nightmare fuel because obviously drinker's pretzels (as we call big pretzels) are a disgusting pairing with just about everything except for beer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no bear cheese
      very grim
      kafkaesque even

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In America pizza goes great with beer, sounds like a match made in heaven

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah lemme get uuuhhh…… 1000% of my daily recommended sodium stuffed in a single pizza
    that's like a tablespoons worth of salt crystals just on the crust alone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing salt is an essential nutrient and excess amounts are simply filtered out like anything else.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the crust hard like in a normal pretzel? I doubt this would taste good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's soft like a big fresh pretzel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never had a fresh pretzel, I had no idea they are supposed to be soft
        I wonder how that tastes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not bad, soft and chewy with the salt on it, awesome if you dip them in mustard (if you like that) or beer cheese

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its the best fresh baked bread, i genuinely feel sorry for you

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reinpretzelbot law forbids using pretzels for anything else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking G*rmans literally sap the life out of anything with their collective OCD

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just use lye on a normal pizza crust before baking, duh. Lye isn't for idiots, so maybe ask your mum

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not that great. You're not missing much.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    italians would lose their fricking minds

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to get that anywhere? It looks like some kind of degenerate commie socialist pizza.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking of italians

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, I'd rather have pizza rolls and eat them with chopsticks then go near that abomination of a so called pizza.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and eat them with chopsticks
      Such a fancy little gay you are!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the pretzel crust isn't cheese-stuffed
    dropped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like a case for a civil rights lawyer.
      SUE THE BASTARDS!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mozz stuffed crust > cheddar

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's awful. all you taste is salt

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YO BEOTCHES WHERE BE AT MY CHEESE STUFFED CRUSTING? I WANT HALF!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit. There's a reason no chains other than Caesars are doing this.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pizza
    cattleslop
    >pretzel
    also cattleslop
    acquire better taste, homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound fun.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make it yourself, just egg wash the outer crush before you sauce it and hit it with some pretzel salt .

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Our Italians and our Germans settled in the same places

    wait

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