How do I learn to love fish?

How do I learn to love fish?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    eat it regularly

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Step 1: throw out all the lemons in your home
    Step 2: enjoy fish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so that we may make room for all the limes we're using to cook the fish?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First you must learn to love yourself

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't, you will save yourself a frickton of money. Fish is expensive, especially if you fish for it yourself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >buy 80 dollar fishing pole
      >walk to river
      >go home with cooler full of trout
      damn I'm bankrupt now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can't do that without a license.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          OP here, maybe I will get one 🙂

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          a resident license is like 100 dollars for an entire year. less than netflix.

          and you absolutely can fish without a license, my family did it all the time when I was a kid. it's just not worth the hassle if you have 100 dollars to your name.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dont live in bongistan and you dont need a license

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Loads of countries require a license, including the Land of the Free.

            https://bassforecast.com/fishing-licenses-in-the-us

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Queensland chads just keep winning

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Can't do that without a license.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't HAVE to love fish, Anon.
        You have a Kot...
        Kot will disappear fish for U if you deccide NO.
        But if you do...
        And you have Smol Fish...
        Do not disturb while in the cook.

        An American Haiku.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fish is expensive
      2lbs of salmon is like $12 and you're only gunna eat like 1/2 a lb at a time, that's like 40g of protein per meal, so that's 4 dinners. So it's only slightly more than chicken breast. Tilapia is even cheaper and it has no mercury so you can eat it every day, although it also has none of the unique health benefits typically found in fish and is rather just a healthy lean protein which makes it a favorite of body builders.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2lbs of salmon is like $12
        anon, its $25 for 2 paper thin slices of the shit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.shoprite.com/sm/pickup/rsid/3000/product/bowl-&-basket-boneless-and-skinless-wild-caught-salmon-portions-8-count-32-oz-id-00041190472673/
          This is $12 where I'm at with the super plus card.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tilapia is imported from China and is fed animal feces. But don't worry bro, no mercury lol.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lean protein
        >implying that's good
        You need fat, dummy. Ugh.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You need fat, dummy.
          You definitely don't need saturated fats.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1 cook it yourself
    2 try making different recipes
    3 find the recipes that you like

    That’s it.
    Other people fricking suck at making things that I like

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Silly cat, you can't eat the can. Get a human to open it for you

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First off that is a kitten, not a fish

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fish and chips, with lots of tartar sauce and vinegar

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Baste a fish steak, but instead of butter use ghee. The rich nutty taste goes very well with the fishy juices for whatever reason. It's a very good combo

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fried fish is easy to enjoy
    then start going for more normal fish dishes. but get higher quality fish. its expensive for a reason. it tastes good and isnt goyslop farmed fish.
    by this time you should have a pallet for fish. then you can enjoy sushi.
    literally how i came to liking the flavors of fish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pallet

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already like sushi. I just can't stand the taste of cooked fish

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Find good fish. Do you live by the coast? Find some good fresh catch at the market. If not but there's a river or lake close by try to get that instead. Fresh fish is really good, shitty fish is slimy and boring.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    start with something fatty like mackerel or trout
    salt it heavily
    fry it or broil it

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't like it, you don't like it. I've been trying to make myself like fish for years, and the best I've managed is a simple tolerance for it. It's "okay" at best. Fish just doesn't taste that good most of the time.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have a piece of fish ready whenever you jerk off and take a bite right before you cum. You'll soon start to associate the fish with pleasure and you will love it.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To me freshness is the most important. I really hate cream dory catfish coming from the farmers market or supermarket. But I caught and cooked a fresh one at my granduncle's fish pond when I visited his farm, and it tasted like savory and buttery goodness. Same with marine fish, tastes meh in my landlocked province, but it tastes great when visiting the fishing towns.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Order4me

    Go to Captain D’s

    • 4 weeks ago
      Order4me

      So freaking good

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, you picked one of the BEST seasonings..

        • 4 weeks ago
          Order4me

          Fricking kek

          I saw the guy that was leaving when I made my first visit to this location today. I guess that he’s a regular.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cob-in-a-bag

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you like nuggets.

    Start eating fish and chips. It’s a good gateway into eating fish.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grill the fish and put it on toast. Try it with mackerel, sardines, kippers, etc. Eventually you will find a fish you like.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i learned to be okay not liking fish

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP update, I got those fried shrimp things at Olive Garden and it was good

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the mcdonalds fillet o fish.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    salmon

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you hate about it?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How do I learn to love fish?
    you don't you either like it or you don't.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Learn how to make ceviche and sashimi or to deep fry at home.

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