I never buy that shit so.
I haven't bought a red bull with my knowledge in a decade, just realized that. I've literally thrown full ones away because I didn't want them. That's not water the frick.
See, unlike the skinhead untouchables who inhabit this site, I grew up and became a normal human being with healthy relationships and a good career.
I don't have a problem with gay people.
I don't have a problem with brown people.
I don't have a problem with Muslims.
I don't have a problem with israelites.
I kinda sorta respect the holyfrickinghell out of modern women.
In other words, I'm not a pea brained toddler repeating history as farce with an orange fricktard who puts children into LITERAL concentration camps.
I'm not pissing my pants scared at the idea of women having more voices, more votes, and - GASP - more control over worldly affairs.
I'm not cucked to the cruel, nonsensical, evil ideas cooked up by shitty white men a hundred fricking years ago, or the shitty sexist morals all but beaten into us by our shitty fricking forefathers.
I'm free of toxic masculinity. Frick yes, you will be hearing that phrase a whole fricking lot over the next ten years, and it will become law.
So suck my butthole, you fricking cowards. Go real deep and suck like I know you secretly want to.
Fascism is so fricking dead after 2020 you won't even be able to smell its oozing corpse.
Your world is thrashing around on its deathbed as we speak.
It's gone for fricking forever as soon as the rotten Cheetoh is gone.
Here, have a look inside my crystal ball.
I see a whole fricking lot of bold, pissed off, beautiful women tap dancing on your skull for the HELL you inflicted on them the past four years.
And men like me will be right there at their sides just laughing. Mocking. Drowning you in heaps upon heaps of your own shitty shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Oh shut the hell up dude nobody cares. Now what's your favorite red bull flavor?
I never see anybody buying this shit anymore. You think they’d lower the price a little bit too move product but I guess it’s mostly israelite economics keeping them afloat.
Maybe 10 years ago or overseas. Stateside PXs don't sell anything but your typical monster/reign/bang/red bull flavors. Guys in Syria or Iraq have switched to Wild Tiger these days, anyway.
It looks "classy" so women buy it. The high price is an extra for them, they love spending bux on useless stuff. You have also to account that Red Bull is the energy drink used everywhere for alcohol mixing.
>You think they’d lower the price a little bit too move product but I guess it’s mostly israelite economics keeping them afloat.
At this point they probably get more money from motorsports than the drink itself. I'm starting to think the situation has reverted and now the drink promotes their sports efforts.
Because they fired pro-BLM homosexuals and had a racist map in a marketing slideshow. Worth the extra buck or two imo.
It's one of the most anti-globohomosexual recognizable global brands, but you could also buy your local RB imitation to not reward globohomosexual either way.
Correct. Anymore it's one of the very few massive companies that isn't completely cucked beyond all repair. That's because it's still ran by it founders and not publicly traded. Publicly traded companies were a mistake, absolutely zero good comes from one
i think i only see tourists and people at clubs buying red bull anymore
and most of the ads for the new flavours were in bars. i bet they knew that they wont sell much from pure taste because they suck, so they focused on vodka redbull
The drink originated in Thailand. The heir to red bull was drunk and ran over and killed an on duty cop in Bangkok and they just let him off because he owns red bull.
I get that it's not going to appeal to everyone but it genuinely taste better than almost any energy drink. The only normalhomosexual one on its league to me is the monster juice
they're 90% a sports marketing company and 10% a drinks company
also they have no real competitors
just V, Rockstar and Monster, which all dont kick 1/3rd as hard as a small can of Redbull
just a pity all energy drinks taste like stale piss
Pretty much every other energy drink includes artificial sweeteners like sucralose or ace k in them, which I can't stand the taste of. Red Bull just uses sugar, so I stick to it. Anyone know any other energy brand that only uses sugar.
>wake up early because non consistent schedule at the wagie cage >stop at convenience store for something >tired as frick oh look a red bul >buy it who cares about the price >now I'm still tired and feel like I smoked meth
that's how it works op
Convenience as a caffeine source versus coffee, cool-factor (branding), and addictiveness. The chemically taste is pretty good too, ngl, and I say this as someone who doesn't consume a lot of junk food.
its the best sugar drink to buy
monster and rockstar are so shit tier they have to be sold at half the price for twice the amount of goods received
seethe more poorgays and watergays
What flavor of Monster tastes the closest to original Red Bull? I like the sweetness of the latter but it's so fricking overpriced. I can buy a can of Monster that's nearly twice the size of a Red Bull can for the same amount of money. >t. addicted sugargay
Ur options are: >Original >Lo-Carb >Absolute Zero / Zero Sugar / Sugar Free (name varies from region) >Monster Import >Monster Ultra Gold (Tastes like OG Redbull with some pineappleflavor)
What flavor of Monster tastes the closest to original Red Bull? I like the sweetness of the latter but it's so fricking overpriced. I can buy a can of Monster that's nearly twice the size of a Red Bull can for the same amount of money. >t. addicted sugargay
Monster Gronk is near identical to Red Bull. Is that still a thing?
Vietnam
I never buy that shit so.
I haven't bought a red bull with my knowledge in a decade, just realized that. I've literally thrown full ones away because I didn't want them. That's not water the frick.
I prefer my opinions that way.
Good thing you do too.
Also go frick your mother weeb.
You're on an anime site, that Is literally the Culinaly mascot
I'm glad we agreed on how much you fricking suck.
frogposters are too new to know this.
They're the cancer
Cry more b***h Black person frick
>Reddit spacing
>Calling others "cancer."
OH the ironing...
Things change grandpa. Get used to it
Hello, I'm one of those men.
See, unlike the skinhead untouchables who inhabit this site, I grew up and became a normal human being with healthy relationships and a good career.
I don't have a problem with gay people.
I don't have a problem with brown people.
I don't have a problem with Muslims.
I don't have a problem with israelites.
I kinda sorta respect the holyfrickinghell out of modern women.
In other words, I'm not a pea brained toddler repeating history as farce with an orange fricktard who puts children into LITERAL concentration camps.
I'm not pissing my pants scared at the idea of women having more voices, more votes, and - GASP - more control over worldly affairs.
I'm not cucked to the cruel, nonsensical, evil ideas cooked up by shitty white men a hundred fricking years ago, or the shitty sexist morals all but beaten into us by our shitty fricking forefathers.
I'm free of toxic masculinity. Frick yes, you will be hearing that phrase a whole fricking lot over the next ten years, and it will become law.
So suck my butthole, you fricking cowards. Go real deep and suck like I know you secretly want to.
Fascism is so fricking dead after 2020 you won't even be able to smell its oozing corpse.
Your world is thrashing around on its deathbed as we speak.
It's gone for fricking forever as soon as the rotten Cheetoh is gone.
Here, have a look inside my crystal ball.
I see a whole fricking lot of bold, pissed off, beautiful women tap dancing on your skull for the HELL you inflicted on them the past four years.
And men like me will be right there at their sides just laughing. Mocking. Drowning you in heaps upon heaps of your own shitty shit.
Oh shut the hell up dude nobody cares. Now what's your favorite red bull flavor?
amazing pasta, saved
>tranime
ew lol
>Frogposter
Ew
frog website
BASED
BASED TOO
Frog website though
Shitloads of money spent on branding. It's the same reason the iToddlers keep falling for it time and time again.
except iPhone is legitimately better than android
except it isn't in any measurable way
It's the only phone on the market that will get you 5 years of security updates.
Trips of truth
Come back when you can play webms without having to use 3rd party apps.
I'm a grown up, I've never felt the need to watch a webm on my phone
I never see anybody buying this shit anymore. You think they’d lower the price a little bit too move product but I guess it’s mostly israelite economics keeping them afloat.
Yeah same, everyone here buys regional brands as they all pretty much taste identical to redbull while being over twice as cheap
I sort of just realized that we have military people fricking around in places like Kuwait or whatever and they're like hey how about that red bull.
For fricks sake just come home that shit sucks. I bet you asked for mint-flavored chew too, you fricking morons.
Lol...nah mate, Rip Its cornered the market on military energy drinks, and yes that shit is disgusting. It's like drinking battery acid.
Maybe 10 years ago or overseas. Stateside PXs don't sell anything but your typical monster/reign/bang/red bull flavors. Guys in Syria or Iraq have switched to Wild Tiger these days, anyway.
It looks "classy" so women buy it. The high price is an extra for them, they love spending bux on useless stuff. You have also to account that Red Bull is the energy drink used everywhere for alcohol mixing.
>You think they’d lower the price a little bit too move product but I guess it’s mostly israelite economics keeping them afloat.
At this point they probably get more money from motorsports than the drink itself. I'm starting to think the situation has reverted and now the drink promotes their sports efforts.
It's one of the most anti-globohomosexual recognizable global brands, but you could also buy your local RB imitation to not reward globohomosexual either way.
Because they fired pro-BLM homosexuals and had a racist map in a marketing slideshow. Worth the extra buck or two imo.
>racist map in a marketing slideshow
??
Correct. Anymore it's one of the very few massive companies that isn't completely cucked beyond all repair. That's because it's still ran by it founders and not publicly traded. Publicly traded companies were a mistake, absolutely zero good comes from one
i didn't know this. i already like and shill redbull (sugar free), gonna start buying even more thanks for this based information
It's a status symbol. I only ever see them at bars.
i think i only see tourists and people at clubs buying red bull anymore
and most of the ads for the new flavours were in bars. i bet they knew that they wont sell much from pure taste because they suck, so they focused on vodka redbull
The drink originated in Thailand. The heir to red bull was drunk and ran over and killed an on duty cop in Bangkok and they just let him off because he owns red bull.
I get that it's not going to appeal to everyone but it genuinely taste better than almost any energy drink. The only normalhomosexual one on its league to me is the monster juice
iconic packaging and slightly different flavour from the average energy drink syrup base
It isn't. You're just poor.
Supply and demand
they're 90% a sports marketing company and 10% a drinks company
also they have no real competitors
just V, Rockstar and Monster, which all dont kick 1/3rd as hard as a small can of Redbull
just a pity all energy drinks taste like stale piss
Pretty much every other energy drink includes artificial sweeteners like sucralose or ace k in them, which I can't stand the taste of. Red Bull just uses sugar, so I stick to it. Anyone know any other energy brand that only uses sugar.
Original Monster. Low-Carb only uses glucose, which is even better.
No, original Monster has sucralose in it. That shit tastes just off to me.
I ended up purchasing powdered energy drinks
they get away with it by tasting rlly good.
Zoomers buy it anyway.
>wake up early because non consistent schedule at the wagie cage
>stop at convenience store for something
>tired as frick oh look a red bul
>buy it who cares about the price
>now I'm still tired and feel like I smoked meth
that's how it works op
Convenience as a caffeine source versus coffee, cool-factor (branding), and addictiveness. The chemically taste is pretty good too, ngl, and I say this as someone who doesn't consume a lot of junk food.
>tastes good
>isn't 24 ounces of heartburn
wa la
>drink nothing but energy drinks for 4 days straight
>get a stomach ulcer
what the frick is this
Love suger free redbull
its the best sugar drink to buy
monster and rockstar are so shit tier they have to be sold at half the price for twice the amount of goods received
seethe more poorgays and watergays
What flavor of Monster tastes the closest to original Red Bull? I like the sweetness of the latter but it's so fricking overpriced. I can buy a can of Monster that's nearly twice the size of a Red Bull can for the same amount of money.
>t. addicted sugargay
Ur options are:
>Original
>Lo-Carb
>Absolute Zero / Zero Sugar / Sugar Free (name varies from region)
>Monster Import
>Monster Ultra Gold (Tastes like OG Redbull with some pineappleflavor)
Monster Gronk is near identical to Red Bull. Is that still a thing?
Gronk died years ago anon. So did like half the old flavors cause Monster loves to discontinue shit. RIP.
none, as far as I know. none of the originals and non-limited-editions anyway
It's not though
>for a 24 pack