You suspend the bottle from a pole so that a freshly sprouted pear goes inside it while it still fits through the neck. The tree remains, obviously. You just cut off the stem.
https://i.imgur.com/MDhRprR.jpg
Next up: square watermelon.
Those are easy, you just play "Hip to be square" on repeat while they grow. Melons are very susceptible to perceived peer pressure.
Shrink and growth rays, we have had this technology for years. They use it and blantly shove the results in your face yet no one believes it's real. Wake the frick up people, hunger could've been solved by now but they don't want humanity to prosper with no profit.
They don't. Pears start off made of glass. Over time, they shed their outer skin, which becomes what we think of as a bottle. The remaining core of the pear pulls moisture from the tree, which it sheds into the "bottle", making the "pear" shrink. The pear juice ferments into alcohol. All the farmer has to do is come by, cut the stem and put in a stopper.
Nature is truly amazing!
I actually turned one into a decanter. I remember taking a thin knife and just stabbing the shit out of the pear and removing the chunks out by stabbing into them and pulling them out. It took forever, but the I got a cool ass bottle out of it
It's not so much the fact you're wrong that bothers me, it's that you're so confidently wrong.
I sentence you to be hanged from a pear tree until you are dead.
Took me 5 seconds googling it
"In spring, when fruit from the pear tree begins to appear, it is trapped inside a bottle hung on the tree. The pear then grows inside the bottle until it reaches its optimum size."
https://ariskosherwine.eu/distillerie-massenez-poire-prisonniere.html
The same way you get one up your ass. Cram
Spit on it
they grow it inside, retard
But wouldn’t the alcohol kill the pear?
they grow it in an empty bottle, retard, the alcohol comes later
I don’t get it. Pears grow on trees, where did the tree go?
it's still out there somewhere, growing more pears in bottles
You suspend the bottle from a pole so that a freshly sprouted pear goes inside it while it still fits through the neck. The tree remains, obviously. You just cut off the stem.
Those are easy, you just play "Hip to be square" on repeat while they grow. Melons are very susceptible to perceived peer pressure.
Plus they're really into 80s music.
why do melons listen to what pears tell them? or is it the physical kind of pressure?
Years of cramming experience
they build the bottle around it
The heat of the bottle grows the pear.
checked
The pear is a clever joke. You have to be pretty smart to get it.
Like an egg of course, with matches
it's science
This happens to astronauts in space or those one idiots diving with a PS controller.
The pressure of the Atlantic depths crushes the passengers.
Just as the lonliness of le basement crushes the average anon?
you get used to it
The smoke of the flask cooks the egg.
eggsperiment
what if I put my cock instead
It would be very painful.
For you
how do they get the piece of burnt paper out?
Same procedure but in reverse
they wash the bottle
How does the egg get out?
It has to eat itself.
Shrink and growth rays, we have had this technology for years. They use it and blantly shove the results in your face yet no one believes it's real. Wake the frick up people, hunger could've been solved by now but they don't want humanity to prosper with no profit.
Wake the f*ck up...
What is this stuff? I want to try it I love pears
Poire Williams Prisoner Eau De Vie - Pear Brandy
Thanks it looks pretty cheap to
Cram
They don't. Pears start off made of glass. Over time, they shed their outer skin, which becomes what we think of as a bottle. The remaining core of the pear pulls moisture from the tree, which it sheds into the "bottle", making the "pear" shrink. The pear juice ferments into alcohol. All the farmer has to do is come by, cut the stem and put in a stopper.
Nature is truly amazing!
Wow didn't know there was a glass bottle tree
Did you really believe we make glass with sand? You can't see through sand, retard.
AI generators do wonders nowadays
wtf I was going to shitpost and say that they did this but it turns out they actually do it for real
fake news
How do they grow glass and pears on the same tree?
it's the same method used to make fruit salad trees. you graft glass bottle branches on to pear trees.
looks fake, everybody knows bottles grow on bushes
Williamine is incredibly based.
>Aigle niggas on my fucking board.
It's clearly written Martigny on the bottle
the better question is how do you get it out, i like that bottle
Smash the bottle and try not to eat any glass shards
I actually turned one into a decanter. I remember taking a thin knife and just stabbing the shit out of the pear and removing the chunks out by stabbing into them and pulling them out. It took forever, but the I got a cool ass bottle out of it
They dry the pear. It becomes smaller. Alcohol rehydrates it. Tada.
It's not so much the fact you're wrong that bothers me, it's that you're so confidently wrong.
I sentence you to be hanged from a pear tree until you are dead.
They build the bottle around it
it grows inside of it
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Does anyone have any recommendations for "French pear liqueur" that I could use for this?
Check the Nusbaumer distillery ! They do an amazing work.
Alright bet.
They just dry and rehydrate the pear
Alcohol dehydrates you
yes but this liquor is still 60% water so overall it is more hydrating than dehydrating
The liquor sustains me ne?
Next up: square watermelon.
haha squatermelon
retarded memefood
You blow square breaths
that's a cube not a square fucking retard
shoutout to all the pears
Maybe it's just a sticker.
a wizard did it
If it's a 750ml bottle, does that include the pear? If not, how do they consistently fill the bottle to the top?
disappointing but they pick them slightly unripe and eyeball the volume
That's what I would have guessed. It should all pretty much average out on their end.
Took me 5 seconds googling it
"In spring, when fruit from the pear tree begins to appear, it is trapped inside a bottle hung on the tree. The pear then grows inside the bottle until it reaches its optimum size."
https://ariskosherwine.eu/distillerie-massenez-poire-prisonniere.html
please refrain from posting j*wish links
this is a BDS thread