How do they get the pear in the bottle?

How do they get the pear in the bottle?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The same way you get one up your ass. Cram

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spit on it

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they grow it inside, retard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But wouldn’t the alcohol kill the pear?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they grow it in an empty bottle, retard, the alcohol comes later

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t get it. Pears grow on trees, where did the tree go?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's still out there somewhere, growing more pears in bottles

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You suspend the bottle from a pole so that a freshly sprouted pear goes inside it while it still fits through the neck. The tree remains, obviously. You just cut off the stem.

            https://i.imgur.com/MDhRprR.jpg

            Next up: square watermelon.

            Those are easy, you just play "Hip to be square" on repeat while they grow. Melons are very susceptible to perceived peer pressure.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Plus they're really into 80s music.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              why do melons listen to what pears tell them? or is it the physical kind of pressure?

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Years of cramming experience

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they build the bottle around it

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The heat of the bottle grows the pear.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    checked
    The pear is a clever joke. You have to be pretty smart to get it.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like an egg of course, with matches

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's science

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This happens to astronauts in space or those one idiots diving with a PS controller.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The pressure of the Atlantic depths crushes the passengers.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just as the lonliness of le basement crushes the average anon?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you get used to it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The smoke of the flask cooks the egg.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        eggsperiment

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what if I put my cock instead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It would be very painful.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how do they get the piece of burnt paper out?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same procedure but in reverse

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they wash the bottle

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does the egg get out?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It has to eat itself.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shrink and growth rays, we have had this technology for years. They use it and blantly shove the results in your face yet no one believes it's real. Wake the frick up people, hunger could've been solved by now but they don't want humanity to prosper with no profit.

    Wake the f*ck up...

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is this stuff? I want to try it I love pears

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poire Williams Prisoner Eau De Vie - Pear Brandy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks it looks pretty cheap to

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cram

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They don't. Pears start off made of glass. Over time, they shed their outer skin, which becomes what we think of as a bottle. The remaining core of the pear pulls moisture from the tree, which it sheds into the "bottle", making the "pear" shrink. The pear juice ferments into alcohol. All the farmer has to do is come by, cut the stem and put in a stopper.
    Nature is truly amazing!

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow didn't know there was a glass bottle tree

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you really believe we make glass with sand? You can't see through sand, retard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AI generators do wonders nowadays

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I was going to shitpost and say that they did this but it turns out they actually do it for real

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fake news

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do they grow glass and pears on the same tree?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's the same method used to make fruit salad trees. you graft glass bottle branches on to pear trees.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks fake, everybody knows bottles grow on bushes

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Williamine is incredibly based.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Aigle niggas on my fucking board.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's clearly written Martigny on the bottle

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the better question is how do you get it out, i like that bottle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Smash the bottle and try not to eat any glass shards

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually turned one into a decanter. I remember taking a thin knife and just stabbing the shit out of the pear and removing the chunks out by stabbing into them and pulling them out. It took forever, but the I got a cool ass bottle out of it

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They dry the pear. It becomes smaller. Alcohol rehydrates it. Tada.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not so much the fact you're wrong that bothers me, it's that you're so confidently wrong.
      I sentence you to be hanged from a pear tree until you are dead.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They build the bottle around it

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it grows inside of it

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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      Anonymous

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      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        autism

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    Anonymous

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    Anonymous

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    Anonymous

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    Anonymous

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  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have any recommendations for "French pear liqueur" that I could use for this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Check the Nusbaumer distillery ! They do an amazing work.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alright bet.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just dry and rehydrate the pear

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alcohol dehydrates you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes but this liquor is still 60% water so overall it is more hydrating than dehydrating

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The liquor sustains me ne?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next up: square watermelon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha squatermelon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      retarded memefood

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You blow square breaths

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a cube not a square fucking retard

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shoutout to all the pears

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe it's just a sticker.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a wizard did it

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's a 750ml bottle, does that include the pear? If not, how do they consistently fill the bottle to the top?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      disappointing but they pick them slightly unripe and eyeball the volume

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I would have guessed. It should all pretty much average out on their end.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Took me 5 seconds googling it
    "In spring, when fruit from the pear tree begins to appear, it is trapped inside a bottle hung on the tree. The pear then grows inside the bottle until it reaches its optimum size."
    https://ariskosherwine.eu/distillerie-massenez-poire-prisonniere.html

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please refrain from posting j*wish links
      this is a BDS thread

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