How do they milk all those olives and get it into these bottles?

How do they milk all those olives and get it into these bottles?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By crushing them.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By pressing them.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By juicing them.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By squeezing them.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By cramping them.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By asking nicely

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By fricking your dad in the ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my dad doesn't do anal he only wants it in his vag

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By sitting on them one by one and squashing then to jelly.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cram

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I remember some parody film from the nineties has a gag about this along the lines of The Godfather but I can't find. (Vito Corleone type character working in little Italy squeezing single olives to get a drop of oil and getting paid half a penny for his work).

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fact: that is not actually olive oil

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are consumer laws against false advertising so if you live in a first world country and it says "Olive Oil" on the packaging chances are it is in fact Olive Oil.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are also legalistic weasel word clauses that let people label shit as olive oil even when its really olive oil adulterated with canola oil.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          where is the proofs, examples of this, etcetera
          (you've gone from "this is NOT olive oil" to "adulterated olive oil" moving the goalposts quite quickly, I await to see what you come up with next buddy)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I saw a guy do the math, there is far more “olive oil” sold than the olive trees of the world could possibly produce.

            Wait till you learn that the “honey” you grew up eating was also, in fact, not honey.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >dude trust me

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah trust "Great Value" instead. Frick off shill.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wouldn't it then have to say it's mixed with olive oil somewhere on the packaging?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            frick i mean canola oil

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They pass the buck. Some third worlder attests to it being pure olive oil. Walmart has plausible deniability. Yadda yadda

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah as the other guy said. It’s maybe like 12% olive oil mixed with seed oils

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Olive oil is green.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a olive oil producer, I find this picture abhorrent.

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