How do we solve the pizza crust conundrum?

How do we solve the pizza crust conundrum?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I save it and bake it again and then dip it in mustard like a ghetto pretzel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you get a garlic/marinara dip like normal people

      garlic spread

      basically yes.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have two options
    eat it like a man or feed it to your dog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having a dog

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kys

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        disliking dogs is the primary symptom of being a subhuman

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          dogs are not made equal
          i hate dogs because too many owners never train them, and they're big rats on leashes barking 24/7
          god forbid you get a pit in your neighborhood too
          good dogs are amazing, but good luck having intelligent owners around you

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you know what fair enough, I agree

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that sounds like a persons problem and not the dogs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i hate dogs because of the owners
            so why don't you hate the owners instead, you stupid fricking moron.
            what you're doing is equivalent of stubbing your toe on the coffee table and then blaming the coffee table.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’ve owned 6 pit bulls and they’ve all been angels

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they’ve all been angels
              you mean turned into angels?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        im a cat homosexual but dogs are alot more honorable and if you cant see that youre somehow worse than asian bug people.
        and yes i like my brain worms.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you keep your cat inside your property

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, i thought putting him in the garden would make more sense than trying to bury him in my bedroom.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I couldn't agree more, my mom's house is completely covered in fur, and keeping it clean would be a nonstop effort, so she just chooses to live in a house covered with fur

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you can raise a child you can keep a dog without it being an untrained filth machine

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta but some dogs do shed alot. not all breeds make your black jeans look like fursuit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but some dogs do shed alot. not all breeds make your black jeans look like fursuit

          >thinking all owners keep their dogs inside the house

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you deserve death

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Being a shitskin

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you just bitter because the peanut butter trick doesn't work on your festering crotch wound?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*picks up dog's shit*
        >*wipes dog's ass*
        >*lets dog lick face after it licks own ass*
        >"If you don't do this you aren't white!!!"
        Lmao at the triggered wholesome pupperinos

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't own land his dog can go freely shit on so you never have to worry about their shit
          >Wiping a god's ass. What?
          >You are supposed to train dogs to not lick
          >Muh whites
          Yep. Muslim confirmed.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >heh I'm actually a 0.0000001% exception
            That's called cope, son. Your epic doggo peers are all walking around with feces covered hands.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Muslim pretending Christians don't have him outnumbered
              The funny bit? I'm Atheist. Go frick yourself Mohammad.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you faced Mecca and prayed today?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        High Consanguinity is really an issue for people with this opinion, are your parents first cousins by chance?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based and checked

        >*picks up dog's shit*
        >*wipes dog's ass*
        >*lets dog lick face after it licks own ass*
        >"If you don't do this you aren't white!!!"
        Lmao at the triggered wholesome pupperinos

        >heh I'm actually a 0.0000001% exception
        That's called cope, son. Your epic doggo peers are all walking around with feces covered hands.

        This

        im a cat homosexual but dogs are alot more honorable and if you cant see that youre somehow worse than asian bug people.
        and yes i like my brain worms.

        I'm torn. Cats are worse in a hygienic sense (walking shitter litter around the house, constant anus tonguing, chronic pukers) but if my neighbor has a cat I don't even know. If they have a dog I definitely fricking know about it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cats are worse in a hygienic sense
          Cats are way cleaner than dogs, especially indoor cats. Dogs almost always go outside, which means a lot more dirt and grime on your carpet since they don't clean their feet off or wear shoes like people. Dogs also always smell awful 24/7 while cats are scentless to humans. Id rather have a cat any day

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brown

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        post brown paw

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    garlic spread

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the pizza crust doesn't taste good on its own it's not a good recipe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      in a good pizza the bread is good enough to be eaten alone maybe with some olive oil
      shit pizza places cover up their incompetence with tons of grease and salt

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stuff cheese AND pepperoni in it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i had a hotdog crust pizza that also had cheese in it.
      it was a terrible experience of burning my mouth with cold pizza

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous Mogul

    Dipping sauces or oils.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Use them to summon another pizza.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stuffed crust

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stuffed crust
      This 100%, but a nice bready crust with garlic and herb is also acceptable

      im a cat homosexual but dogs are alot more honorable and if you cant see that youre somehow worse than asian bug people.
      and yes i like my brain worms.

      >dogs are alot more honorable
      Fido-sama you have insulted the shogun dog, please commit sepoopoo

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you call the crusts
    >pizza bones
    I hope you choke.
    >zah bones
    acceptable. because za is intentionally annonying

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >youre cool if youre being ironic!
      are you 16?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      crust are pizza bones

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ze bones?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make the pizza more stuffed

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I make pizza I always save a dish of marinara to use for dipping the crusts for the picky eaters.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't have to eat all the way to where the crust starts and then eat the crust. You can stop a half-inch or so away from the border and start going sideways from there.
    Even then it shouldn't matter, it's freshly baked bread. Who doesn't like freshly-baked bread? Either your tastebuds are fried or it's a shitty pizza.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO EAT BREAD AND BREAD AND BREAD HOLY FRICK HOW HARD IS THIS FOR YOU nice people TO UNDERSTAND??? IF I GET "PIZZA" I'M NOT ORDERING "BREADSTICKS" IF I WANTED BREADSTICKS I WOULD JUST FRICKING ORDER BREADSTICKS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grow up and stop wasting food because it isn't yummy nummy enough for you

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are moronic plain and simple

          I ALWAYS EAT THE CRUSTS YOU very nice people STOP AHHHHH FRICK FRICK I DON'T EVEN WASTE THEM ITD JUST BE NICE TO HAVE A GOOD RATIO OF CRUST TO TOPPING WHY ARE YOU BEING SO DENSE OH MY FREAKING gosh

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            buy some dipping sauce next time, sperg

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              *GNAWING ON DOUGH* YEAH THIS IS SO JUST FREAKING DELICIOUS I LOOOOOOOVE THIS JUST SO YUMMY WOW *GNAWS HARDER, BUT MORE AGGRESSIVELY* WOW YUM YUM IN MY TUM TUM I'M GETTING A REAL TASTE SENSATION FROM THIS

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can eat the same meal as you and get more enjoyment out of it because my tastebuds aren't conditioned to accept heaping amounts of salt, fat and sugar as their baseline for what's normal. That's what you don't get. It's like an alkie putting away a fifth of vodka every day acting flabbergasted that someone people can have a six-pack or a few glasses of wine and be comfortably buzzed.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this FLAVOR-BLASTED moron
                lolololol!
                Just admit it, you've blown out your tastebuds by eating overseasoned, chemically laden goyslop garbage marketed to Black folks and morons who don't know any better.
                You don't have to be rich to enjoy good food, A simple bowl of high quality rice, prepared well, has an amazing amount of flavor.
                Hell, If you've never tried taking cheap tortillas and toasting them over open flame, you are missing out on a whole level or 2 of depth in your food.
                Of course, you can just keep eating overpriced, deep-fried playdough too.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rice
                >crust
                >tortillas
                LISTEN HERE FAT I EAT THE CRUST AS I HAVE STATED BEFORE I JUST DON'T WANT MY PIZZA TO BE 1/2 CRUST 1/2 TOPPINGS OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO FLIP MY SHIT RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO GOD FUUUUUUCK YOU FRICK OFF YOU CARBLORD FAT FRICK ALSO I MAKE MY PIZZA SAUCE WITH GARLIC OLIVE OIL AND TOMATOES THAT'S IT WHAT PART OF THIS IS SO DIFFICULT FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND YOU'RE PROBABLY IN A CARB COMATOSE RIGHT NOW AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T GET IT SO I'LL TRY TO BE NICER TO YOU FAT FAT FAT

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >LISTEN HERE FAT
                LOLOLOLOL!!
                moronic little sawed off c**t-B0t orders pizza then calls other people "Carblords" like some kind of homosexual.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >other people
                THAT TERM IS DOING A LOT OF HEAVY LIFTING IN YOUR SHITTY COMEBACK CARBLOADER WHICH IS WHAT I'D SUGGEST YOU'D DO. AND YOU'RE FAT BTW

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Admit it...
                You're projecting.
                >Caps lock is cruise control for COOOOOL, man
                Guess how many ITT are laughing at you?
                Care to hazard a guess?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you are moronic plain and simple

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do the same thing, but I also eat the outer edge of crust so I have that last bit of cheese, the saucy overflow, and minimal crust. Unless there's dip, then I eat it the normal way.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who doesn't like freshly-baked bread?
      not all of us are carb addicted sows with hormone imbalances

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you eat the crust or you get the rope.
    there is no 3rd option.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pizza hut solved it by making it taste like fry bread

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're free bread sticks ya dingus. Just get some dipping sauce.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's already been solved. It's what the dipping sauces are for.

  17. 2 months ago
    Rich Investor

    Chads eat their crust anon

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >95% of the pizza = delicious
    >5% = SATAN'S TAINT BLEAH BLEAH BLEAH
    People who don't eat the crusts weren't beat enough as kids for wasting food.

    • 2 months ago
      Rich Investor

      Crust is delicious if your at quality pizza

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stuff the crust with mOzzarella, brush with butter and garlic sauce. Or stop being a b***h

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just sauce and top all the way past the edges. there doesn't need to be crust.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat it.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make a regular pizza.
    THEN, make a pizza with crust as the center and cheese marinara dough as the crust. Stack them. (simply, pic + regular pizza).

    Enjoy!

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make a pizza big enough to where you get full way before you even reach the crust

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      love the ultra huge slices like that. there's a place up in Yonkers that does this. best thing after drinking

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now these pizzas sure are ready to settle down.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep all my pizza crusts in the freezer, and every two months, I call my friends and we all dip little pieces of crust in a Cheese Fondue.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    creamie Italian dressing of course

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can you say you love pizza if you won't even eat its crust?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes you get with something like Pizza Hut or Domino's and you aren't just going to waste the "good part" of pizza but by the time you get to the cakey breadstumps most people just can't stomach it anymore. In the interest of not being wasteful, it's good to have some garlic oil or dressing to spoonful-of-sugar that garbage down

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Woodstock pizza in Isla vista (UCSB) wraps the crust back over the sauce and toppings, like a stuffed crust

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so it's almost a partially folded calzone

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not that extreme, the crust is still only about 1-1.5” wide and just taller than the pizza. The pizza isn’t great btw, but it works if you’re a hammered college student

  28. 2 months ago
    Fledgling Investor

    Force manchildren to eat it.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I ask for extra sauce all the topping shift to cover the crust and it becomes edible.

    So the way to solve it is by adding extra sauce.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pan pizza
    no crust just crisp cheese

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not eating the crusts is basically wasting perfectly fine food

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many people over the age of 8 like the balance of the sauced, topping rich body of a pie, and the palate cleansing, blank canvas of the self-same bread supporting it.
    If you still have the proclivities of a child when it comes to food, try Donatos--they sovled the "Crust Conundrum" more than 60 years ago.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had pizza hut the other day because it was on sale and the crust tasted like nothing at all. Dry hard bread. I don't know if they fricked my pizza up or something but there was no point in eating it. I'm not homeless. When we were finished I fed the crust to the seagulls and a dog waiting outside.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do they even still do the same pan crust that they always did?

        I got Pizza Hut from Target a while ago, I knew it wouldn't be the real thing, but it was still so disappointing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I had pizza hut the other day
        My condolences. I haven't eaten there since 1998.
        It was garbage then too--My co-workers dragged me there.
        It WAS good pre-1987.
        I've said too much...

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just use Boboli, it's not bad and it's easy.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think anyone who is unable to eat the crust of the pizza is some spoiled brat who needed to be beaten a few more times to learn how to be human.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trade in 20 for a free medium pizza

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baste it with butter and cut it up as dog treats

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >but genuine italian pizza crust folded 1000 times is good enough to be eaten by itself
    No it really isn't. It's still bland bread that's been baked wrong. The more pizza edge the pizza has, the more you're getting crappy filler that's making it look like you're getting more pizza.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Little Caesar's already did

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, if you can stomach that salt bomb in the first place.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand. Eat it like the rest of the bread you already ate?

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you a woman? Only time I've ever seen someone leave the crust on the plate.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the crust is the best part of the pizza

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