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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like sweet and sour pork. I feel like somehow they make every food item more filling than it should be so I can't steal their money.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, goated. Best way to get unlimited crab rangoons, and those sugar topped fried doughnut/buns.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      going to the buffet for shit tier items

      the american dream

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    as a roundeye who worked in not one but two of them, i would never, ever eat there, and if/when i do its only vegetarian items that exist in its original form in some way. nothing wrapped, fried or any sort of meat ever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like some kind of west coast protester type of door. I hope you tipped the delivery guy properly for having to deal with your political bullshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why? Give us details m8

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we won't kink-shame
      You just did, passive aggressively.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If gutter oil and raccoon meat is good enough for China, it's good enough for me. Stop being racist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, there are places near me that serve chinese food and have literal windows so you can watch the (mexican) chef make shit. Absolutely none of that made me squeamish about food. And I can't recall ever getting sick from one of these places. I'd trust Chinatown over Little Mexico every day of the week, and fast food never.

      If it was bad, there would be videos/photos of the shit leaked from disgruntled employees looking to get back at their employer. Foot lettuce, rats, roaches, mold, whatever, there would be photos of it. Especially since these places have mexicans running them in the kitchen now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If it was bad, there would be videos/photos of the shit leaked from disgruntled employees looking to get back at their employer
        This happens all the time if you check the news tbh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A pyschopath lives behind that fricking door

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this anime fricking slaps, best Culinaly anime since the first season of Food Wars

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Best of Winter 2024 and still going strong in the Spring

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's what Castlevania should have been.
          >Cool monsters and the ways of slaying them
          >Diving into a wacky castle
          >Food porn
          >Fun, yet still having serious moments to build up tension

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why did someone feel the need to photoshop the reddit logo there? The picture speaks for itself lamo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      weird larp but okay, whatever you say, underaged poster

      shouldn't you be asking for obese troon's kiks over on soc?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what offended you in that pic, redditor?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It like of looks like a cheap ass indian joint with Christmas lights hanging all over the place. They serve their purpose as being the lowest hanging friuit so to speak and that's not saying much. LCD.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the one close to me is awesome. $20 a head and you can get whatever tf you want. The food is always fresh and hot due to how quickly it disappears and there's even a hibachi and huge sushi selection. It's always packed though.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    obscenely based every time
    only people who disagree are prissy homosexuals who hate food

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. chink

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        t. prissy homosexual who hates food

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        t. prissy homosexual who hates food

        both of you forget the meme arrow

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you Chinese Mafia for bringing us these across the country.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ive always wondered how they decide who gets to go where. Once you get trafficked here, you either work in a Chinese restaurant, a nail salon, or a rub and tug massage place. Id honestly choose the nail salon. As gross as feet are, they at least get to socialize and work in the AC.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >As gross as feet are, they at least get to socialize and work in the AC
        Are you sure about that? You are working on Karen's nails and Laquesha's lard ass feet. Women are c**ts and drama cows, your life would be hellish. I'd think a Chinese restaurant would be far better customer wise, the Karen's get thinned out by normals. The amp probably does better tips though.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good during peak hours. Some of them are human trafficking operations and are prime targets for easy dine and dashing. Hehe.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like HuHot

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do you feel about these?
    Grew up eating at these suckers damn near weekly. Honestly, they aren't bad. Low tier ones were a challenge, the stuff would be dry and meh quality, so you had to be picky about what was safe to eat. The mid tier ones all had good sweet and sour chicken, ice cream was always nice. The nice ones were a real treat - you could get some good shit like sushi (low tier sushi) and neat little cake desserts. Don't care which one, they ALL used shitty iceberg lettuce on the buffet for "salad".

    I don't have any where I live now (yay COVID!), so I kinda miss them a bit, but I have good take out, so it evens out. Plus it's better for me I don't lard out eating a frickton there at one.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I detest sea food, but would eat as much of their low quality, factory farmed, frankenstein lobster, scallops, salmon, and crabs. As they are the most expensive to buy, they count on fat people eating glyphosate filled carbohydrates making a killing (pun intended) on the masses.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss them. Had one near my law school that served duck on weekends/Friday. I'd go there and devour that stuff and watch people fight over the crab legs. Can't believe people would care about shitty crab when there was duck available.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      was law school hard?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i loved the rice noodles until they replaced it with ruined salmon that wasn't even asian in any way. fricking slant eyed dumbasses

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The one closest to me uses way too little salt and I think stopped using MSG, which is what makes Chinese food taste good to begin with. For some reason, they have prime rib, but it's hidden in this weird hole in the wall that you wouldn't ever notice unless you're looking for it. It was overcooked to shit and frankly a waste of time to even eat. Buffets are great when they're good though, although you need to be aware that they try to trick you into eating cheap carbs by placing them first so you don't get the more expensive options.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i loved them as a child. i am disgusted by them as an adult.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They have the best pizza.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They buy it frozen from nearby grocery stores. You can have it any day of the week.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you cannot find a mass-market frozen pizza that looks like that in a grocery store. you need the foodservice supply chain

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chinese buffets are the best food ever when it's been about 3 months since your last visit to one.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hit or miss, usually a miss

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They suck, I very much prefer buffets dedicated to one food item

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i used to live near some pretty good ones, all but one has since shut down

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're all right. I have two in my redneck town and both of them have different selections.
    The closest and bigger one to me serves crabmeat stuffed mushrooms and mushroom and crabmeat salad which I always make a bee line to. The smaller and further china buffet serves the better fried rice and coconut shrimp which is worth making the drive to.
    My only gripes are whenever I travel with my mom, the only takeout place she will eat is a china buffet. I explain to her that we didn't travel all the way across the country just to eat at what we can get at home, but she'll starve herself on the road unless if we find a china buffet.
    My other gripe is similar to my mom, but my brother always hypes up a china buffet outside our town better than what we have and we'll have to go to one if he spots one. But at least he's easier to convince than my mom, as if he finds out that there's a Golden Corral he'd rather eat there instead.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely worth shelling out more money per head and going to a nice one. Look for one that has a hibachi and sushi bar in it. Can get some solid fried rice or teriyaki noodles and your choice of meat or seafood and then anything at the buffet... lush

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is this from that Russian guy that dug girls out of their graves and stuck them inside of dolls he made?

        Qrd?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this from that Russian guy that dug girls out of their graves and stuck them inside of dolls he made?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Qrd?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What you WAN?
    You eat to much!
    you go home now!
    here fortune cookie. get out.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to love these places but then i started getting more squeamish in my dotage.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there is no legit reason for buffets to exsit

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eat dog, bat, gutter oil or river stones

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mmm gutter oil

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to, until I realized they're literally all fronts for ching chong human trafficking. That, and they're usually filthy inside.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I got food poisoning trying to stuff my face full of undercooked shrimp.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a big eater so buffet doesn't appeal to me. If I get roped in to going to one however and they have salt and pepper squid I'll be happy.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    RIP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My grandma used to take me yearly for my birthday bc I absolutely loved the breaded fish they had there, it was like a sort of family tradition I suppose. But then suddenly I some years back its my bday and I go with my grandma to the place again, but my local Hometown had closed and I didnt know. What happened? Business closed all of them. I was sad.
      Not a cookgay myself, so I've never been able to replicate that breaded fried fish they had. Also, now my grandma makes me burgers for bday sometimes.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to love them until they became prohibitively expensive. They started raising the price because too many Islanders were turning up to bankrupt them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can't bankrupt a buffet because they operate on a seat cost model.

      They simply calculate the amount of food they will cook for the day and the number of entries they need for the day to break even. For example if its 150 customers to break even, anything after that is pure profit even if they got many big eaters.

      They raised prices because processed food is getting more expensive due to all the intermediaries involved and also pure greed seeing people still are willing to spend extra to eat unlimited goyslop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is an Islander?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you heard of Samoans? Native Hawaiians They can eat massive amounts and are big dudes

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the time it's literally just fried matter of unknown origins, shit quality meat, heavily processed sauces full of MSG and sugar to hide the fact that the meat was probably butched back in 1992 and processed somewhere in the early 2000s before before being frozen for a dozen times over and eventually ending up on your plate.

    If i want a decent good buffet i just go to one of the big hotels in my country and pay to access their brunch or evening buffet. Sure its more expensive but at least the food is good and you know it's not the equivalent to eating off a garbage bin.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    love em

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They were good 25 years ago, now they are garbage. Bring back American Buffets.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I don’t eat for 3 days I should go there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine doing intermittent fasting and eating on buffets only.
      That would probably be very time and money efficient.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All buffets are gross as frick because you gross people go there and be all gross and shit spitting on the food and touching everything with your gross hands. Just gross. Chinese buffet of all places? That's so fricking gross on both sides of the counter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you're grossing me out

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    probably sysco food unless it's a rare one which makes the food fresh
    it's pretty easy to make everything served at a sysco chinese place much much tastier at home yourself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok chin let's see it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't usually take photos but I had a couple here you go

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ok chin let's see it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/5b5auLR.jpeg

          [...]

          Not that Anon but, it looks incredibly good. Well done

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like their terrible pizza

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 if they have Prime Rib
    7/10 otherwise.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Their quality seems mostly proportionate to the quality of the areas they're located in. There are two in my town, one in a whiter part of town and one in a mostly beaner spot. The first one was really fricking good when it first opened but after COVID things started slipping fast. Used to have the white tuna and all these exotic kinds of sushi, all of it's gone now. The other one is meh, some good things but mostly pizza and plantains and other slop. Sushi is alright but half the time the shits warm, nobody fricking cares
    Just quantity over quality in essence, some good ones out there but most of them are shit

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The owner got shot a few years ago in Australia

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do they even exist anymore? I thought most buffets got killed off during the pandemic.

    Takeout is where it's at these days anyway.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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