How does anon prefer hirself/xemself beigel?

How does anon prefer hirself/xemself beigel?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will kill you if you place one of these seductive bread things in front of me, dont even fucking play around bitch understand? youre officially on notice

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cream cheese
    Salmon
    Capers
    Sliced shallot

    Simple as

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      egg, arugala, avocado, cream cheese/salsa picante mixture, some paprika for good measure

      sounds fucking GOAT even if capers in this context seem a little eccentric

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will give you one with foreskin on it israeliteboy. To remind you what a mutilated homosexual you are.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is all this nonsense? cream cheese goes on bagels. A match made in heaven. Why would you fuck it up with whatever the fuck this shit is?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      From the people who invented bagels themselves, this

      Cream cheese
      Salmon
      Capers
      Sliced shallot

      Simple as

      is an excellent way of having one.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whitefish salad
    pickles
    tomato
    on pumpernickel bagel

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pronoun thing has never been funny on any side of the irony spectrum

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point I'm unsure if it's even ironic anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      At this point I'm unsure if it's even ironic anymore.

      Don't get triggered Mx. Anon

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never really tried bagels until I was in Montreal. A hot fresh sesame bagel with cream cheese is fantastic. Alternatively a thicker “New York” style bagel with lox, onions, and cream cheese is really good too

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t eat israelitegels in support of Palestine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I much prefer lebanese flatbread with hammas

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    egg and tomato

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find that gas gives it a really unique flavor

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warmed onion marmalade and some pepperoni slices

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been fucking around with bagels.
    Mayonnaise almost tastes like butter, and it's better for my lactose intolerant ass.
    Lunch meat has gone up however, so I've just been dumping rotisserie chicken pieces on it with some mustard occasionally. Real college cooking.

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