how does anyone even pay for doordash, ubereats, ect?

how does anyone even pay for doordash, ubereats, ect? On any of these websites im paying more in fees and tips than the meal itself. no fricking way people are this rich or this uncaring about it.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I make $145k a year, $20 for a small meal isn't going to kill me. I only do it a couple of times per week and it's always breakfast so the total meal cost isn't as high as it could be. I know I shouldn't, but it's just too easy. That's how they get you. Convenience. If I could push a button and ban these apps, I would. Not for myself, but for the harmful effects on restaurants. Ok now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go order $50 worth of stuff off Amazon prime instead of walking to the store and supporting local business.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I make $145k a year

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >anon 1: how does anyone pay for this thing, I'm broke!
        >anon 2: I'm not
        >you: reeeee didn't ask reeeeee
        have you tried onlyfans?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a couple of times a week
      That shit adds up. You're going to be working an extra year or two at least when if you had eaten in and saved your money more and invested it, you could have retired earlier.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >never enjoy anything for your entire adult life so you can retire at age 73 instead of 75
        I'll take that under advisement, thanks for the input

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit you really are infested by a knot of israeli tapeworms sucking out all your value while you smile about it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon you’re just financially and socially illiterate
            even if he ate DoorDash everyday at an up charge of 25dollars compared to what he’d spend normally it would only save him a year or two from retirement at the cost of allot of fun and convenience
            Idk about you but I quiet enjoy not having to cook clean or rven leave the house

            You’re just mad that this is out of your budget and wouldn’t even allow you to save
            Which is more of a failure of the governments handeling of the economy and people well being while suckling at the corpo tit then it is of your own but that’s just how the cookie crumbles now ain’t it

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I get it now. Sorry for thinking saving $9000 a year would make a diff. I took special class in skool and fayled it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It’s ok anon 9000 bucks is allot for some people you could probably retire in Somalia off that alone

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ESL

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You must be fricking crazy to be making 145k/yr and target your retirement at 75. I agreed with your first post but this makes it sound like you're actually moronic with money, or it's a larp

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Neither, you're just conflating different anons. I'm targeting my retirement at one day after my parents croak and I inherit a house and can just stop working and spend my shekel hoard on property taxes and power bill and spend the last 30 years of my life neeting and living on beer and beans

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Original anon here, you were talking with someone else but I'm curious, what should my retirement plans be, to be exact?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If you're making anything over ~90k you should be contributing max to your 401k, at a minimum. If I assume you're around 30 now, work for the next 20 years, you'll have ~1.3m in your 401k alone, assuming a very low growth of %4 (average is ~6%, which would be 2m). You'd need to either be really old starting from nothing, or investing absolutely nothing outside of 401k if you're expecting to hit a retirement target at 75.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't disagree with the spirit of what you're saying, but 1.3 million isn't going to mean much in 2044, certainly not "I can retire now" money

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                These are super lowball figures. Likely, it'd be 2m at minimum from average interest, on top of that, you're probably getting at least 2-5k over the maximum, because employer contributions allow you to go over the cap, if you're making 145k, it's probably safe to assume your employer has some amount of 401k matching. If you're making 145k, and the only money you've saved is in your 401k, something is going extremely wrong. What's happening with stock options? Bonus? No retirement plan from company? 2m in a 401k, plus everything else should be more than enough to retire. Unless you have a shit ton of kids or something, there shouldn't be any need to work over 20 years, if you're making over 100k/yr.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >it's probably safe to assume your employer has some amount of 401k matching.
                Of course. Along with a defined benefit plan and the gold engraved wrist watch if I stay there for 10 years. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for the afternoon smoke break by the fax machine.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Unless you're self-employed, these things are offered in 90% of career paths that are going to be paying >100k a year, minus the watch. It's obvious you're just larping

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I larp about a completely unimpressive salary? You know that there are jobs other than "burger flipper" and "business executive at a big traditional 1980s style corporation", right?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What do you do that you get 145k/yr salary and no 401k/retirement benefits?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say I don't get a 401k, but I am not surprised at your reaction. A lot of people seem really confident they understand retirement plans until they meet me and discover most of their assumptions are incorrect.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                First, if you know all this is standard, but doesn't apply to you specifically, why are you arguing your edge case as if it was standard? Second, even without all those benefits, it'd still be astounding if you aren't able to save enough for retirement well before the age of 75 on that salary.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Because after the 20th time, it starts to get irritating to have this conversation with acquaintances, friends, and family members, who try to explain things incorrectly, in a tone that suggests they think they're giving me the gift of their great wisdom. They always seem a little bit miffed. Because it's meant as small talk mostly, but also to a small extent it's supposed to be real advice, and advice-givers don't enjoy the feeling that they weren't actually in such a great position to give the advice they were trying to give. I always feel like I'm expected to apologize to them for correcting them, when their advice was almost always unsolicited in the first place. Also I had a short lived "career" in employee benefits, not that I was ever an expert on the topic but you'd think I'd know more than the average bear, so why are they the ones explaining this shit to me? It's such a boring conversation, I should just change the subject but maybe part of me relishes the awkwardness. Better to have this miniature battle of the unwarranted self importances than the usual shit about the weather or what's goin on with that sportsball stadium thing they said was going to happen. Or cars. Or god forbid someone's little crotch spawn and some bullshit about school that I don't care about and having to feign concern. At least I don't have to feign irritation. That's a real emotion for you, see I'm just like you. If you liked this video please like and subscribe.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Original anon here, you were talking with someone else but I'm curious, what should my retirement plans be, to be exact?
                You literally asked

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it seems like you did

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WTH do you do? That's more money than I'll ever see lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Live in a first world country for one

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's the top 5% of income earners in America

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Skill issue

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Most white people in American cities make this much

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not white, so I guess I'm underpaid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          None of the ones i know

          Live in a first world country for one

          I live in CO

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            See

            Live in a first world country for one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Entry to mid level software engineers at big tech companies and senior engineers at most non-consulting/contracting companies make that much in the US.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      145k a year can't even get you a house in the united states.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I got my place before rates went up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Trendy city neighborhoods are less than 0.1% of the United States.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What's the point of buying a house if you have to live in a majority black neighborhood? That's the only place you can get one that cheap

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >99.9% of the United States is majority black.
            Are really this stupid?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He's just pearl-clutch-maxxed, if you don't live in some insanely snooty gated and fortified apartheid south africa tier Community you are going to get raped to death by a pack of Black folk within 5 seconds of stepping out of your front door. Same reason he owns 200 guns. He's really tough and secure in himself which is why he feels so safe all the time

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Show me a white community where you can get a livable house for 145k

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The entire state of West Virginia.
                Now be a good redditor and move the goalposts.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You moved the goalposts already. First you said a 145k salary can't get you a house. Now you claim 145k on its own can't get you a house. Both are completely false.
                Just stop, you don't know shit about real estate.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Completely and utterly false. Maybe try looking outside large city metro areas.

                zoomers just think they're entitled to a top tier Architectural Digest house in the finest most exclusive neighborhoods and if they can't have that for free, it constitutes a "housing crisis" and we need to cancel the government and privatize everything. you can thank YIMBY astroturfing campaigns for that.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're a dumb seething tard because I'm not a zoomer. I don't own a house in a city, I own out in the countryside. And I bought a few years ago before interest rates took a shit.
                Imagine simping for the government, top fricking kek. What kind of a neocon cuck are you? I bet you'd sell your house to BlackRock if they offered you a good enough price.
                You don't know shit about real estate. You probably don't know shit about anything except for waifu pillow prices, you extremely online mongoloid

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                zoomers just think they're entitled to a top tier Architectural Digest house in the finest most exclusive neighborhoods and if they can't have that for free, it constitutes a "housing crisis" and we need to cancel the government and privatize everything. you can thank YIMBY astroturfing campaigns for that.

                What the frick am I going to do in West Virginia or some other flyover shithole? You can't say "145k can get you a house" and then point to a place where the highest paying job is cow milker or coal shoveller. You only get that salary in a real city with business and tech jobs.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You asked where 145k can get you a house. You got an answer. Now you're b***hing it's not where you want. If you want a house for 145k it's gonna be in a low population area. But if you make 145k, you can definitely quality for a home in a lot of suburb areas and cities that aren't frick-you-up-the-ass expensive. And have you never heard of remote jobs? You can literally make six figures from anywhere as long as your job is remote.
                Are you in your 50s or something? I can't imagine why you're so clueless unless you're literally old enough that you haven't thought about current issues.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't the one who said to go to WV. you can get a condo or co-op in the city, no one is entitled to a 10,000 square foot mcmansion in short hills NJ

                You're a dumb seething tard because I'm not a zoomer. I don't own a house in a city, I own out in the countryside. And I bought a few years ago before interest rates took a shit.
                Imagine simping for the government, top fricking kek. What kind of a neocon cuck are you? I bet you'd sell your house to BlackRock if they offered you a good enough price.
                You don't know shit about real estate. You probably don't know shit about anything except for waifu pillow prices, you extremely online mongoloid

                I am enjoying how mad you are, please type more angry words

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >ur mad
                Didn't refute one thing I said. Thanks for submitting and admitting I have the superior arguments and intellect. Go back to your Discord hugbox.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, moving goal posts just as I said you would. Don't claim 99.9% of the United States is majority black if you don't want to be called out on that claim being erroneous.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Some people would rather not live around a lot of whiteoids. Gets tiresome.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I'm tired of living around actual humans that obey laws and aren't constantly shooting up fentanyl
              Hustle and bustle!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not exactly sure what you're trying to express here but yes, "rustic" whiteoids are fond of the old fent, aren't they. Glad I don't have to deal with that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fent and heroin. A bit of meth too. Rural whites are the mirror image of urban blacks. Except blacks use more coke and tranq.
                t. White guy who moved from a city to the country

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I've never seen White people use drugs and I've lived in both a major European capital and rural areas. And you know perfectly well what I was expressing you little Loxist

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Things morons actually believe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Completely and utterly false. Maybe try looking outside large city metro areas.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have a home, but I know people in Wyoming who make 200k and can't find a house.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being such an inconsiderate homosexual that you waste 9k a year while people starve

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's spending it quickly in a way that creates jobs. What benefit does spending it "wisely" provide to poor people?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Anon just can't into math, $20 twice a week isn't $9000 a year. Maybe he thinks money works like the crypto ponzi scheme he missed out on.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The issue is that he somehow thinks that spending money destroys it and takes it away from the society, somehow even the people he is paying it directly to.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I also donate money to a local mutual aid group, actually more than I spend on doordash, but if you want to get into hypocrisy, I also am a big fan of champagne*, and I consider myself a socialist and a leftist (not liberal), so instead of fishing for stuff that simply isn't there, why not base your "and yet you participate in society" on this new information

        *from AOC champagne, of course but also méthode traditionnelle in general, speaking of AOC who doesn't love AOC champagne? I love the bracing acidity, the yeasty smell of brioche and peach mmmmm I think we have a blanc de noirs here, nectar of the gods

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >$145k
      I would pay a cute 18yo student to cook supper, clean and do laudry on weekends and bang for $30k a year. You can even do it for free if you let her live with you for free.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    alcohol makes everything easier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Which is a good thing

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We are a dual-income-no-kids household so we can afford things like Uber Eats and Instacart. But we hardly ever use them because I deeply resent the pricing. It's just unnecessary gouging.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your husband must be proud of you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's no such thing as "can afford" something that isn't worth it. If your disposable income is so large that wasting money doesn't involve a sacrifice in some other field of leisure, your budget is putting too low a percentage into investments.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If your disposable income is so large that wasting money doesn't involve a sacrifice in some other field of leisure, your budget is putting too low a percentage into investments.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you understand the value of time?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >waiting an hour for some moronic thirdie to bring you cold soggy food.
          just take 10min to get your own fricking takeout. stop being lazy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >an hour
            Lol. Why would I do that when it takes 10 minutes for the food to arrive? Seems like you live in the middle of nowhere, literally >skill issue

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I live just outside of the capital city in my state and it takes 30+ min average for anything to get to me.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                new orleans isnt the middle of nowhere. the problem is that the typical delivery driver is borderline illiterate

                sounds like a you problem, and yes nawlins is in fact the middle of nowhere, you shouldn't get delivery unless you live in NYC or San Francisco

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                still takes at least half an hour everytime anyone i know orders delivery through one of these apps even if its from literally a block away
                t. sf native

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              new orleans isnt the middle of nowhere. the problem is that the typical delivery driver is borderline illiterate

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I did it more pre-pandemic when there were better restaurants, and I could manage deals/coupons/whatever. Upcharging wasn't as big of a thing. Honestly, I had 2-3 hours of time to myself every day. Maybe get home by 6 if Mr. Shekelstein didn't push me to stay late, booze it up as fast as I could when I got home, and then eat and try to enjoy any moment of my day before I was in bed at about 9 with a sleeping pill to try to get my 8 hours and be up at 6 for the next day of the same shit. Ordering in food was one of the few ways to get any time to myself.

            It's cheaper than a DUI

            no. I've got a car so drive and pick up my food. getting food delivered only really makes sense if you're with a bunch of people who are all drunk as frick and are absolutely not going anywhere.

            You can get a DUI after like 3 beers

            life sucks a lot more if you're old and don't have money

            Tell that to my friend who got run over by a truck at work or my uncle who swallowed a bullet when his wife took everything from him a year before "retirement"

            I dont really get it either. Even if you go through the regular restaurant app, it's insanely expensive. I ordered Chipotle at work once and it cost 41 dollars. A single burrito plus tip.

            I feel like these apps would work but only for a bit. You'd get everyone to try it once or twice and realize it wasnt worth the money.

            I could see students ordering who came from money, or people who make good money in their job doing it, but absolutely no one else.

            And even then, I feel like there would come a point where there were so few people who ordered, that all delivery apps and rideshare apps would merge into one thing. Drop this person off, head down the block, pick up this pizza, pick this guy up, drop the pizza off, drop the guy off at a store, pick up a package, drop off package, pick up guy and his groceries from store, etc.

            It's insane to me that rideshare people have different apps that they toggle and have to go between like it's not all the exact same asinine shit and the same programming running everything anyway.

            >I ordered Chipotle at work once and it cost 41 dollars. A single burrito plus tip.
            You have to manage how you do this shit. Don't get a small fricking order and pay all of the fees, wait for a deal and get some BOGO shit where you're getting double the food with free delivery for 2 lbs of orange chicken or some shit.

            on the rare occasions where we do feel like getting delivery, my bf usually has a coupon in his inbox, like 60% off for orders over $25 or something
            worth it if you don't get it too often

            >on the rare occasions where we do feel like getting delivery, my bf usually has a coupon in his inbox, like 60% off for orders over $25 or something
            This is how to do it

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            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >dui avoidance and free time maxxing
              Its as simple as that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >don't enjoy anything and just invest heheh yes it will pay off later
        post nose

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My labor my money = i spend on my hobby which is having brown people drive my groceries and dinner to my home.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Investing the extra money for what? So you can eventually buy more luxury goods later?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I like that you never got an answer because he doesn't have one. It's genetics, just an idea that you must accrue wealth endlessly and that's the fun.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I know, I was inviting him to think about his assumptions, not asking for financial advice. That being said, I do think that amassing wealth just to get the highest score possible is a legitimate game to play if you really have fun doing it. It's just stupid when people like that don't realize that not everyone is playing the same game. I make pretty good money and I knowingly waste most of it because I don't give a shit about savings beyond a reasonable emergency fund, nor investments beyond having enough for retirement.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              > I do think that amassing wealth just to get the highest score possible is a legitimate game to play if you really have fun doing it.
              It's defensible if you have kids (and not gay ones, ones that will themselves have kids), then there actually is a lot worth paying for like college tuition, health insurance, cash and cars so they don't have to suck dick or serve french fries in order to live like human beings before the age of 30, random frickups, etc. and your estate will support people you care about after your death. But if you're in the boomer-tier hedonistic mindset of "money is for having more trips to hawaii" then it is totally fricking stupid to save, the whole point is just to be lazy and experience pleasure so you may as well do it now, before you get a heart attack or they cancel society again due to a psy-op.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I know, I was inviting him to think about his assumptions, not asking for financial advice. That being said, I do think that amassing wealth just to get the highest score possible is a legitimate game to play if you really have fun doing it. It's just stupid when people like that don't realize that not everyone is playing the same game. I make pretty good money and I knowingly waste most of it because I don't give a shit about savings beyond a reasonable emergency fund, nor investments beyond having enough for retirement.

            Have you both been monitoring this one thread 24/7?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Have you never heard of a thread watcher you newbie? It turns red when you have a reply.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That might be even sadder.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So you've been manually monitoring this thread for over an hour in order to tell me this, while I have only gotten a notification and looked back for a few seconds to post each reply to this conversation, and I'm the one that's sadder? Absolutely hilarious.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >gets Culinaly notifications
                Ouch!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Let me guess, you get Facebook and Twitter notifications and think it's making you healthier?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, I don't use any social media besides Culinaly for which I don't get any notifications. The internet leaves me alone unless I go looking for it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've got lots, but back and forth discussions on the internet are rarely a good use of time. Take my advice or discard it, it's all the same to me. The fact remains that fast food app delivery fees are a waste of money that could have been spent better somewhere else regardless of how much you earn.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Mate, you got demolished.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Investments
        >In an economy just five to ten years from completely shitting the bed on a galactic scale
        >In an economy where inflation outpaces the growth of wages
        >In an economy where any investments of note are very likely to be confiscated by the state along with your gold and antibiotics the very moment the economy starts to shit the bed

        Just spend your fricking money. Workers don't have to make 'intelligent decisions' so that other people can continue to live, those other people can just kindly starve already.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If you were in charge and you had a choice of screwing over either

          a. the schizos who store wads of cash in a mattress, or
          b. the working masses with their nest egg invested in the US economy

          who would you screw? spoiler: the schizos don't vote because "it's all the same in the end"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'd screw over whoever had more money, it's very simple.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish you poorgays would keep this shit on Culinaly. At least then maybe someone will give you some advice on how to afford a McDonald's burger and save us from your whinging.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nta but isn't Culinaly just crypto scam threads and people who don't understand economics screaming about "fractional reserve scam" and the israelites who own all the blackrocks?

      oh also forgot the minimum wage silver stackers who spend all their disposable income on overpriced novelty rounds with jesus stamps hoping that the hunt bros will return from the grave and corner the market again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know how I got rich? Every time I fricked your mom she gave me a dollar.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get paid 2k in a separate card that can only be used to buy food, so yeah, I really don't care.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I get paid 2k in a separate card that can only be used to buy food
      Do they choose your undies too?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't support illegal Hispanic moped riders so I refuse to use doordash. What a fricking gay and useless industry that employs actual fricking oompa loompa tier slaves

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no. I've got a car so drive and pick up my food. getting food delivered only really makes sense if you're with a bunch of people who are all drunk as frick and are absolutely not going anywhere.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These motherfrickers will charge 30 dollars for a fastfood meal

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't begin to comprehend just how moronic people really are. When was the last time you saw someone using actual money? People think it's magic at this point; want food, press button.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's just money

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Since it is indiscernible from magic many will treat it as such.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can't you people chose to pay cash on delivery in those apps? In Germany not a problem.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Americans seldom use cash in Urban settings, the "lunchtime rowdies" and "nice young men" are too liable to help some more at risk than you to your monies.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You pay by spending nearly all your available income.
    No one is fricking saving any serious money anymore because they all got rused into thinking ordering food or eating out is normal and part of being an adult. Same with vacations.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can't take it with you and life sucks when you're old with or without money

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        life sucks a lot more if you're old and don't have money

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >driver delays your order twice
    >drives around your neighborhood
    >your inner monologue tells you that they're fricking with you to get a higher tip or get cold food
    frick it, i know what i did. No I will not tip you more for your drive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Check your popular mapping apps, that's probably the driver getting fed bad info. I'm on the back side of a taller building relative to the others nearby and so the GPS puts me as closer to the other street, and everything was getting routed to the entrance to a totally different building despite the postal address being very clear about the entrance, because that's how the mapping shit tries to make sense of it all. So I had a lot of missed deliveries and "building entrance not accessible" status codes until I figured it out. I had to submit a bunch of corrections to all the mapping apps to fix it and then wait a few weeks for them to get around to looking at my request. Never had a problem since though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >fall between the cracks of surveillance technology
        >voluntarily "fix" the "problem"
        There's really no hope for the future of humanity.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They have your name, postal address, device ID, phone number, payment system unique identifier, and more. What do you gain by missed deliveries, precisely?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Emotional security that it will take the local police an extra 15 minutes to find your address when they scout you out a week before sending the swat team

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I see you've never interacted with police. They're not that competent. If they swat you, it's going to be in a klutzy, "roll up without any attempt at stealth, knock on the wrong door, fire 1000 rounds in 30 seconds, and shoot several of their own in the process" kind of way (obviously, they will find a way to retaliate from their friendly fire, probably by shooting most of your neighbors for good measure and then claim they were all junkies or something)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                All I got is a dui and they seemed to run that checkpoint like a well oiled machine

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone sober will look incredibly competent when you're too sloshed to drive

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was sober they just israeliteed me because they "smelled weed"

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Try not being a drug addict next time. Thanks.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Let's derail this bullshit thread. How do so many tightwad queers wind up on Culinaly? Is it the conservatard election tourist invasion or is it blank white paper autistics who think having one beer makes you everything wrong with society and we need to retvrn to 1955 when you would have been given a virgin wife by somebody at your church?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Flustered: The Post

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nta but wouldn't the retvrn chuddies want to be able to have three martini lunches and bang their secretaries because they all think they'd be reincarnated as rich 1950s european-american NYC business executives and not broke african-american shoeshine boys in 1950s tuscaloosa?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No. This can't be true. Everybody was good Christians and it was a high trust society. Nobody did dirty stuff like that. People got married at age 18 and had sex three times, once for each of their kids, and there was NO degeneracy.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >FRICK AND SUCK AND SUCK AND FRICK FRICK DUCK FRICK
                humanity is a choice, you clearly choose to be an animal.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Humans are animals. Thinking we are above nature is what has led us to where we are. Man is hubris.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If goon squad need an extra 15 minutes to find your front door, it's a nothingburger
              Dawn raids don't happen without several weeks worth of planning, at least in my country

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          t. Godless twat
          They can do what they will. I answer to greater powers than a fricking glowie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Like

      Check your popular mapping apps, that's probably the driver getting fed bad info. I'm on the back side of a taller building relative to the others nearby and so the GPS puts me as closer to the other street, and everything was getting routed to the entrance to a totally different building despite the postal address being very clear about the entrance, because that's how the mapping shit tries to make sense of it all. So I had a lot of missed deliveries and "building entrance not accessible" status codes until I figured it out. I had to submit a bunch of corrections to all the mapping apps to fix it and then wait a few weeks for them to get around to looking at my request. Never had a problem since though.

      said, if it happens more than a couple times it's probably the GPS. These companies use the cheapest possible map data. It's usually out of date by up to a year and the geotags are often in the wrong spots. Uber expects drivers and customers to update the map data for them instead of paying Google or Apple for their data.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >3 day layover in Taiwan, 10pm
      >bus signs are all in hieroglyphs
      >guy wandering by whispering taxi
      >sure guy, sounds legit
      >takes me onto a bus
      >get dropped at side of road by airport
      >get in his car
      >no doorhandle on inside
      >"You want cheap place or nice hotel"
      >cheap, definitely cheap
      >drives completely around the outside of the airport still making sure I don't want to go to the hotel
      >finally takes me down some side street and he haggles with some old woman who has an inn
      >charges me like $12 for the taxi and woman is visibly pissed at him
      >get room, jam chair against door
      >didn't get murdered
      >got ride from another guy the next day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You like to to live life dangerously huh

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rotating between dash, skip, and uber, I've had free promo membership for years now

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no fricking way people are this rich or this uncaring about it.
    I'm rich but not stupid. I don't use any delivery service. lazy poors use it.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont really get it either. Even if you go through the regular restaurant app, it's insanely expensive. I ordered Chipotle at work once and it cost 41 dollars. A single burrito plus tip.

    I feel like these apps would work but only for a bit. You'd get everyone to try it once or twice and realize it wasnt worth the money.

    I could see students ordering who came from money, or people who make good money in their job doing it, but absolutely no one else.

    And even then, I feel like there would come a point where there were so few people who ordered, that all delivery apps and rideshare apps would merge into one thing. Drop this person off, head down the block, pick up this pizza, pick this guy up, drop the pizza off, drop the guy off at a store, pick up a package, drop off package, pick up guy and his groceries from store, etc.

    It's insane to me that rideshare people have different apps that they toggle and have to go between like it's not all the exact same asinine shit and the same programming running everything anyway.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    on the rare occasions where we do feel like getting delivery, my bf usually has a coupon in his inbox, like 60% off for orders over $25 or something
    worth it if you don't get it too often

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >and tips
    ahahahahahahaha I only use that shit when I get a discount promo code begging me to order something, and I use it only on restaurants offering buy one get one free. Never ever tip, they are working for israeliteber or israeliterdash, not you.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Work the system.
    I use doordash, pay the dashpass fee for free delivery and just look for 40% off deals.
    Usually pay between $20-30, for food that would cost twice that at the venue.
    You can also just say your food is cold and they will give you a 50% refund (you can argue it to 100% if you can be bothered going through call waiting).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dashpass fee
      i fricking wish i did that earlier. it saves so much money, like i'm talking like well over $200. i just hate monthly subscriptions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dashpass fee
      i fricking wish i did that earlier. it saves so much money, like i'm talking like well over $200. i just hate monthly subscriptions

      buy an ad plz

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no fricking way people are this rich or this uncaring about it.
    you now know why most people live paycheck to paycheck. these businesses are kept alive by morons

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I make 80k and have a good amount of disposable income and uber eats still feels like a massive waste of money. Most people who use these services make far less.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only time I used food delivery apps was at the beginning of the fake pandemic
    Just fricking go get it yourself zoomer

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    College kids "rich" from student loan money.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just when i think i've seen the most moronic post i've ever seen some braindead Culinaly /misc/yp one-ups it
      godspeed, culture warrior

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you actually trying to imply that moronic college kids don't spend money they don't have on moronic things? How old are you, 12 or 60?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's 19 and mad because that post described him perfectly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why does Insomnia Cookies only have locations at college campuses?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus I need to start selling cookies the roi must be insane

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >just when i think i've seen the most moronic post

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no fricking way people are this rich or this uncaring about it.
    think about the places where this shit happens: the city.
    citygays are the very definition of "waah I make 200k/year and i'm BROKE" because they piss away 1500/week rent and spend $80/day in food deliveries.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ai generated garbage

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By having a job and not ordering fast food every fricking day. Yeah you're paying too much for shitty food, but if you're just doing it on occasion for the convenience it's not like it's going to fricking bankrupt you, moron.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man wouldn't it be cool if the homosexual mods would start insta-banning morons who post dumbass
    >hurr durr y fast food so expensive
    threads every five fricking minutes

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes it works out well but people tend to forget that none of these companies have yet to turn a profit

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My wife has no self control and orders lunch and late night snacks from doordash all the time

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know a lot of very, very wealthy people and I can tell you, they didn't get rich by ordering doorash every day or spending $1200 on a new iphone. They got rich by being born. Stop being poor. It's your fault if you are and the rich shouldn't pay taxes because that's socialism and socialism doesn't work. We found that when the soviet union collapsed. Lick those boots, peasant.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure you have no idea what percentage of their income the rich are paying in taxes already. You probably believe that they mostly don't pay taxes because they use some kind of secret loopholes. It's not true though, they pay a lot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I know a lot of very, very wealthy people
      your parasocial relationship with one of your champaigne youtubers doesn't count as "knowing" them, commie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure you have no idea what percentage of their income the rich are paying in taxes already. You probably believe that they mostly don't pay taxes because they use some kind of secret loopholes. It's not true though, they pay a lot.

        I hope bezos sees this bro

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you probably imagine your ideal country as being something like a modern Scandinavian country. Though consider the fact that the entire earth only has modern civilization thanks to the technological advancements made by the unfettered capitalism of pre-WW2 Europe, and subsequently the United States. We (unfettered capitalist countries) invented everything from engines and roads and trains and planes to electricity, phones, the radio and internet, plastic, antibiotics, modern medicine, and everything else you can think of. A company in a socialist country (or, a socialist government) has never invented shit of any technological value and they don't do anything useful. All they do is leech off the inventions and contributions of Americans and our spiritual predecessors, enjoying electricity and machines and medicine all for free.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            t.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              What is .t??

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                newhomosexuals die in hell, you come here from netflix or what Black person

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Did someone link you here from facebook or ????

                baited

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Did someone link you here from facebook or ????

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Communism invented Tetris, so they have that going for them, which is nice.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            pre-WW1*

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Guaranteed you're a israelite who knows other wealthy israelites and tries your best to ignore that it was israelites who caused the mass murders in the soviet union who then fled here

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Despite making like 19/hr my coworkers will buy doordash almost every night, half the time they will throw away half of it cause it got cold.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't because I eat human food.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can afford it by not tipping

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This
      I never tip only order when they send me a please give us business here is 60% off email and collect as many refunds as I can they limit your card so I just do this every time I need to replace my card
      Frick all of those apps and if that’s how you make your money as a driver you seriously need to reconsider your job options

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Uber never took away my employee discount after I quit. Only reason I use it.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I use the 40 percent off they constantly give and sign up for the one month free trials that knock down all the fees. I cancel before charge. A week later they send another. I thought these things would dry up but they never do.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's called "Living paycheque to paycheque and amassing debt from payday loans and credit card bills."

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >how does anyone even pay for doordash, ubereats, ect?
    maybe they don't own cars.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      man I use to spend half my pay check on Uber eats when I didn’t have a car those where peak comfy times
      My job required zero effort (security) and my life just subsisted off of weed food delivers and hanging out with buds I miss those days

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Like if you got good friends weed bills taken care of and yummy food delivered to you life can’t get better

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mostly overpaid urban PMC/yuppies who still live beyond their means are the primary customers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      private military contractors?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        professional managerial class

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I get it when its some small business but the fees McDonalds charges are offensive. Frick is their problem.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pay for doordash
    LOL! Use fake names on the app, refund every order, never tip..

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pay tips with cash. Those apps steal delivery tips if he fricks up in any shape or form

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always wait for the discounts I have gotten up to 60% multiple times and I'll often get 40% ones + buy 1 get 1 for free that some restaurants offer. I can even do cheaper grocery shopping like this and it gets delivered to my house and I do not buy stuff I don't need as you would when physically grocery shopping and I can look up recipes online and think of what I'm going to make. for me Uber Eats = usually cheaper than physically going to the restaurant and I don't own a car since I'm European and even if I did I would have to wait in line and deal with traffic. The only downside which made me stop using it as much is shitty delivery drivers. Like I'll see some North African doing a wheelie on their shitty bike with a uber eats box on the back and I'm like oh shit this is why my pizza looks all messed up. these people loathe their customers. Honestly if they added a thing where you could cancel specific drivers within say a minute or so of them taking the order it would improve the service and I would use it much more. And yes I am a poorgay on NEET bucks so the whole discount thing is amazing for me and has saved me tons of money. But there have been orders I had to toss because of incompetent brown delivery drivers. Things like them leaving the order at my doorstep but not ringing the bell and finding it the next day. I also had one big black guy who would always take my grocery orders and I often found the croissants and danishes would be missing so I knew he ate them.

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