How does one prepare the perfect hotdog?

How does one prepare the perfect hotdog?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the hot of the dog cooks the bun

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You need to make a hearty pot of hotdog chili first, then DUMP the dogs in the pot of chili to cook 'em up.

  3. 2 years ago
    OP is an YUGE faggot

    grill 'em or simmer them in beer
    spicy mustard
    grilled onions and or kraut

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of beer?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Serve on a poppy seed roll with tomato, sweet relish, and sport peppers

    • 2 years ago
      OP is an YUGE faggot

      do not do this. this creates mustard gas.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was my intention. Thank you kind stranger!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sport peppers?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pan fried

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Charred well over charcoal. Mustard and beer mandatory relish optional but also good.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get $2000 food cart

    leave them in hot water with several dozen packs and the runoff of fat, salt and grease for a couple hours

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's probably blasphemy but I've always thought the best hot dogs were made by popping them in the microwave until they're just starting to split open. Best brand I ever had was corn king but since I can't find that anymore I buy either ballpark or Hebrew national

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    roasted over a nice hot campfire. just a bit blacked on the outside

    Only way to properly cook them.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    butterflied and seared on a pan then in a steamed bun with onion and mustard. or it could be deep fried

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How does one prepare the perfect hotdog?
    Use a wiener that is a beef and pork mixture. If you must, you may use an all beef wiener. Any wiener that contains poultry is disgusting and you should just feed those to your dog and have a pizza delivered. If you do have decent wieners available fry them in a skillet on the stove. After they are nice and done, place them in toasted New England buns. Once you’ve done this you can choose whatever you want. I would recommend adding grilled onions and a spicy brown mustard but once you’ve got the grilled wieners and toasted New England buns it’s hard to frick it up

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to know as I got a pack of bratwurst today. At least bratwurst inspired, I don't know how authentic they are.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrap it in center cut bacon then toss it on the grill

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Roteux all-dress steamé

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cooked one in my air fryer to see how it would be. Turned out better than I expected honestly.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    by buying pork sausages and chucking them on the bbq

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    drive to costco, pay a buck fiddy

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hotdogs without casing = garbage

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get baking pan of some sort (with raised edges)
    Line with foil
    Put sausages in pan
    Chop up yellow onion into big pieces (chunks of rings)
    Dump in pan
    Get beer
    Open beer
    Pour in pan (eyeball it so it hopefully doesn't boil over or anything)
    Debate poking holes in sausages
    Heat oven to 400 degree Freedom because you forgot
    Poke holes in sausages while you wait
    When oven is heated, place pan in oven being careful not to spill beer and/or onions all over the place
    Wait about 20 minutes or so
    Debate flipping sausages over
    Wait another 20 minutes or so
    Eat sausages

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hear it told that poking holes in the sausage not only allows them to cook but absorb the beer flavor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I had just thrown them in the oven when I wrote that out and was waiting on them to get done. They're pretty good, but the beer I used was old and not all that great to begin with so the onions are kinda meh.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boiled in virgin boy's piss

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    brunos rice

    >in a saucepan cook 2 cups of rice with a couple chicken bouillon cubes and a little oil
    >in a deep skillet saute 2 cloves sliced garlic and a couple bay leaves in a tablespoon of oil
    >add 2 sliced onions and saute until almost translucent
    >add one sliced bell pepper
    >add one pack of sliced hotdogs
    >add a 1 tspn tumeric, 1 tspn red pepper flakes and 2 tspn of smoked paprika
    >saute until done
    >add rice and mix

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >buy cheap pig butthole cylinder
    >put on slice of white bread
    why mess with perfection?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only perfect hot dog is the one you never eat.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    By throwing them in the trash bin.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boil 'em
    eat with ketchup

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      boiled or steamed. Brioche or regular bun, light ketchup mustard & relish.
      only realized how delicious mustard+relish was at 25yo. think id like onions/pickles by now too.

      Took way too fricking long for someone to post the correct answer

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >stick
    >fire
    that's about it.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boiled or steamed. Brioche or regular bun, light ketchup mustard & relish.
    only realized how delicious mustard+relish was at 25yo. think id like onions/pickles by now too.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >microwave for 30 seconds
    wa la, perfect every time.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sliced lengthwise and grilled till the ends curl up, roll is slathered in butter and toasted on the grill, hot relish and mustard.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just put the relish and mustard on the corn dog?.... I mean; is that the joke?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        where were u when i needed you

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nothing matches a hotdog cooked in a bonfire

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just boil those mf'ers. It's pretty hard to frick up a hot dog.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just shove it up my ass

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