how. how the frick do they make their pancakes so fricking delicious.

how. how the frick do they make their pancakes so fricking delicious. i've had boxed pancakes, homemade pancakes, and pancakes from other restaurants, but nothing even comes close.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's the meth

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I go there I get those Cheesecake New York style pancakes and I just cum super hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you cum on the pancakes for extra flavor?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the chicken waffles

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god, the old logo is so much better than the new one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get on my level.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based, frick the forced "ihop" nickname

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They've long served more than pancakes so they can't even use that as an excuse for the ihop name now. It seems like everything in society is being dumbed down to make everything look like a daycare.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Time to play.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If these were just aimed at children, it wouldn't raise any eyebrows but they aim this shit at adults.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              frick off that stack on the left looks fricking great and you know it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like the contents of your adult diaper.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did they think this fricking face was cute? Huh? Did they? Well it's fricking not frick this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        :^)

  6. 4 weeks ago
    G8rH8r

    Use buttermilk when u make
    also there’s probably HFCS somewhere in their process

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >namegay

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homie what? those pancakes are trash

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Check the sodium content next time you order some

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    buttermilk powder and malt powder

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >how do they make [insert dish] taste better than home made?
    Sugar.
    And if its not sugar then it's butter.
    And if it's neither of those then it's vinegar.
    Don't forget to triple the salt in whatever recipe you're doing. Too salty? See Sugar.
    I can make wood chips taste good with enough sugar, butter, and salt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      “[Butter] is usually the first thing and the last thing in just about every pan. That's why restaurant food tastes better than home food a lot of the time—butter"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >those sodium levels
      Jfc

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it’s the combination of sprite and the giant flat tops covered in grease

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As others have said buttermilk (or at least some buttermilk powder and/or malt powder). Also don't use any fat in the pan if you want a completely pristine browning with no spots.

    Also a protip I've read and used is to let the batter rest after mixing for at least 6-10 minutes before cooking to let it thoroughly hydrate.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    iHop is unusable because it's a magnet for minorities. every time I go near, it's brown skin as far as the eye can see. why the frick are they drawn to iHop?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weird, its usually fat and old white people everywhere I've been.

      I like their blueberry syrup. Purple pancakes for me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >blueberry syrup
        you mean sugar with blue coloring? kek

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh and how do they get the scrambled eggs so yellow and fluffy?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The answer to every question in this thread is sugar.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >T. average IHOP enjoyer

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This place sucks dennys moggs them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your recipe sucks, use a better one. Joy of cooking recipe does great for me.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but they suck?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crackheads know how to work that griddle

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